Hiiii.

Paws for thought.

Orange skin and neuropathy.

"Angry baby groin after diaper left unchanged too long "

That's the Kim Jung Un.

And the Washington Generals miss another three.

It's fair, because Elon is totally fucking wired 24/7.

Let's not ignore sidekick duckling.

-them
+Russia

Both, but also that's the plan.
Just as he was with ignoring covid, he's doing what Russia wants, to inflict the moat damage possible.

The cruelty is the point.

Maybe a Cadillac SScalade?

Heilundai.

They do. It's cigarettes.

If you go up, your valuation goes up about 6x. That's when you'll start hearing offers to sell.
And though it's a ton of fun to be involved deeply with a club (mostly), the exit is why you do it - because then you can do it all over again, at a higher level.
DM if you're interested in talking more.

Finally, you're not going to earn a dividend as as club powner - UNLESS you get an exit. this is why growth is important.
Look to get four spots higher each season, not a division higher. Grow so promotion becomes an inevitablity eventually, and when you go up you stay up.

I know you can become a 'part owner' for less money through crowdsourcing, but that's almost always done with a 'you're a fan so you wont ask questions' premium added to the valuation, and rarely comes with actual equity.
They're worthless for the buyer.

7. Leave logos alone.
I know, they're usually old and clunky and crap, and a rebrand will make sense, but half the fans will hate that you want to change their birthright and kick off about heritage being ignored.
And if the club is 138 years old, they'll have a point.