C h r i s n a
@chrisna.bsky.social
This is my ONLY profile. All others are fake imitators. Don't give them your time and money. Give those things only to me!
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Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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Milwaukee, Wisconsin
She squeaked in right before the '90s so I will still consider this to be age-appropriate for me.
December 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
She squeaked in right before the '90s so I will still consider this to be age-appropriate for me.
Damn, Ms. Buckley, I was not familiar with your game.
December 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Damn, Ms. Buckley, I was not familiar with your game.
They were about 6 feet away from normally-branded stroopwaffels, which make no mention of preparation, performance, or recovery.
December 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
They were about 6 feet away from normally-branded stroopwaffels, which make no mention of preparation, performance, or recovery.
If you need something stupid to smile about right now, enjoy this stupidly named food I saw at the store yesterday.
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
If you need something stupid to smile about right now, enjoy this stupidly named food I saw at the store yesterday.
I'm sorry to the Lowe's employee who had to drive this from Wauwatosa to Milwaukee during the fucking Packers game. I hope you weren't cursing out my stupid order the whole time.
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I'm sorry to the Lowe's employee who had to drive this from Wauwatosa to Milwaukee during the fucking Packers game. I hope you weren't cursing out my stupid order the whole time.
4:43 p.m.: That heater we didn't deliver... did you forget about it?
December 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
4:43 p.m.: That heater we didn't deliver... did you forget about it?
1 p.m. "I should order that downspout heater to break up the ice in my gutter. To get a $5 discount, though, I'll need to add something cheap. I'll go with a $3 outlet adapter I need."
2:17: "Actually, we don't have that heater you ordered. The $3 outlet adapter is still coming, though. Lol."
2:17: "Actually, we don't have that heater you ordered. The $3 outlet adapter is still coming, though. Lol."
December 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
1 p.m. "I should order that downspout heater to break up the ice in my gutter. To get a $5 discount, though, I'll need to add something cheap. I'll go with a $3 outlet adapter I need."
2:17: "Actually, we don't have that heater you ordered. The $3 outlet adapter is still coming, though. Lol."
2:17: "Actually, we don't have that heater you ordered. The $3 outlet adapter is still coming, though. Lol."
"How many degrees is it outside, Chrisna?"
It is a degree outside.
It is a degree outside.
December 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
"How many degrees is it outside, Chrisna?"
It is a degree outside.
It is a degree outside.
Ok, Instagram. If you say so.
December 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Ok, Instagram. If you say so.
It's a shame that I never acquired a ZZ Top keychain as an adult.
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
It's a shame that I never acquired a ZZ Top keychain as an adult.
Anyway, Hör auf, auf meine eier zu starren, and have a nice day.
December 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Anyway, Hör auf, auf meine eier zu starren, and have a nice day.
I get a lot of language-related stuff on Instagram. Some people really, really want your attention.
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I get a lot of language-related stuff on Instagram. Some people really, really want your attention.
My neighbor has had a window in their house propped open since yesterday.
Considering the outdoor temperature, I can only imagine that they're trying to get rid of a truly awful smell in that room.
Considering the outdoor temperature, I can only imagine that they're trying to get rid of a truly awful smell in that room.
December 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
My neighbor has had a window in their house propped open since yesterday.
Considering the outdoor temperature, I can only imagine that they're trying to get rid of a truly awful smell in that room.
Considering the outdoor temperature, I can only imagine that they're trying to get rid of a truly awful smell in that room.
When you find yourself by Ope (and it's Ope'n) you gotta stop in!
December 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
When you find yourself by Ope (and it's Ope'n) you gotta stop in!
Hold this photo up to a woman and you might actually hear her pussy go dry.
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Hold this photo up to a woman and you might actually hear her pussy go dry.
I went there once in 2020. I think I had french onion soup.
December 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I went there once in 2020. I think I had french onion soup.
Jello Biafra is selling his car which bears a "natural punk rock patina."
December 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Jello Biafra is selling his car which bears a "natural punk rock patina."
This might be the only language-related map of Europe I've ever seen where Finland and Hungary aren't outlying freaks.
December 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This might be the only language-related map of Europe I've ever seen where Finland and Hungary aren't outlying freaks.
Do NOT allow strangers promising to deliver toys to come down your chimney.
December 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Do NOT allow strangers promising to deliver toys to come down your chimney.
Weed is strong enough these days that it doesn't make sense to smoke anything larger than this.
December 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Weed is strong enough these days that it doesn't make sense to smoke anything larger than this.
Hey, it's gross and sloppy outside but at least it'll harden into ice and not melt for the next week.
December 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Hey, it's gross and sloppy outside but at least it'll harden into ice and not melt for the next week.
A non-zero number of people have no idea where this race track is and only got these plates because they're black.
December 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
A non-zero number of people have no idea where this race track is and only got these plates because they're black.
The spice is the funniest part, frankly.
December 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The spice is the funniest part, frankly.
I bought 3 stocks after making that post 10 minutes ago.
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I bought 3 stocks after making that post 10 minutes ago.