Besides the season of "Fargo" she was in (the worst one) I haven't seen anything else she was in so she is still sorta new to me.

She squeaked in right before the '90s so I will still consider this to be age-appropriate for me.

They were about 6 feet away from normally-branded stroopwaffels, which make no mention of preparation, performance, or recovery.

I can't just play dumb and let her find out on her own.

I had an unrelated Ace Hardware fiasco this week. These stores want to offer an e-commerce experience but when they are limited to in-store stock, it doesn't work.

BTW, my heater is truly "canceled." They aren't even going to bring it a different day. They're begging me to order it from Amazon.

Yeah, and I basically paid double for this unspecial doohickey.

I'm sorry to the Lowe's employee who had to drive this from Wauwatosa to Milwaukee during the fucking Packers game. I hope you weren't cursing out my stupid order the whole time.

4:43 p.m.: That heater we didn't deliver... did you forget about it?

We were gonna do that anyway.

I'll extend this opinion beyond parents and kids sports. When it comes to any game, just embrace that you won't understand everything that happened and just cheer for obvious big plays.

Just take pictures of your kid being cute and tell them they did a good job after the game.

Those elves are harsh. They don't even check for a pulse. They'll throw out an elf who overslept.