Christian Polanco
@chrispolanco.com
Stand-up Comedian
⚽️: @soccercooligans.com
⚽️: @soccercooligans.com
Not sure about you guys, but I expect a little bit more of the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize award winner than attacking a sovereign country in the middle of the night and kidnapping its sitting president. That’s just me tho.
January 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Not sure about you guys, but I expect a little bit more of the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize award winner than attacking a sovereign country in the middle of the night and kidnapping its sitting president. That’s just me tho.
DOJ redacting the Epstein files
December 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
DOJ redacting the Epstein files
I’m at my niece’s 1st birthday party while also watching Inter Miami vs NYCFC. The pink birthday theme feels like betrayal. 😭🗽 #MLSCupPlayoffs
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I’m at my niece’s 1st birthday party while also watching Inter Miami vs NYCFC. The pink birthday theme feels like betrayal. 😭🗽 #MLSCupPlayoffs
Reminds me of this classic 😅
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Reminds me of this classic 😅
So…just starve the population?? That’s the policy??
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
So…just starve the population?? That’s the policy??
CHRISTIAN POLANCO COST OF LIVING CLASSIC 2025 | HIGHLIGHTS SKILLS JOKES 4K ⚽🎤| @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @soccercooligans.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
CHRISTIAN POLANCO COST OF LIVING CLASSIC 2025 | HIGHLIGHTS SKILLS JOKES 4K ⚽🎤| @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @soccercooligans.com
For like 2 whole days, I thought "Kalshi" was "Kashi," and was wondering why a cereal company was getting so involved in the NYC mayoral election.
November 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
For like 2 whole days, I thought "Kalshi" was "Kashi," and was wondering why a cereal company was getting so involved in the NYC mayoral election.
My message to the Toronto Blue Jays
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
My message to the Toronto Blue Jays
November 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Joke from the Cost of Living Classic ⚽️:
Soccer is a sport where you’re not allowed to use your hands, which is why Andrew Cuomo wasn’t invited.
Soccer is a sport where you’re not allowed to use your hands, which is why Andrew Cuomo wasn’t invited.
October 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Joke from the Cost of Living Classic ⚽️:
Soccer is a sport where you’re not allowed to use your hands, which is why Andrew Cuomo wasn’t invited.
Soccer is a sport where you’re not allowed to use your hands, which is why Andrew Cuomo wasn’t invited.
Can’t thank @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, his team, and NYC Footy enough for the opportunity and trust to MC the inaugural Cost of Living Classic. Thank you to all the players, staff, volunteers, and spectators for all the kind words. Grateful I could share the day with y’all. 🗳️
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October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Can’t thank @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, his team, and NYC Footy enough for the opportunity and trust to MC the inaugural Cost of Living Classic. Thank you to all the players, staff, volunteers, and spectators for all the kind words. Grateful I could share the day with y’all. 🗳️
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The Cost of Living Classic in Coney Island
Presented by @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social & NYC Footy
I’ll be your MC for the day. 👋🏽
Bring all your friends and family!
🎟️: luma.com/Z4NYC-COLC25
Presented by @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social & NYC Footy
I’ll be your MC for the day. 👋🏽
Bring all your friends and family!
🎟️: luma.com/Z4NYC-COLC25
October 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The Cost of Living Classic in Coney Island
Presented by @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social & NYC Footy
I’ll be your MC for the day. 👋🏽
Bring all your friends and family!
🎟️: luma.com/Z4NYC-COLC25
Presented by @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social & NYC Footy
I’ll be your MC for the day. 👋🏽
Bring all your friends and family!
🎟️: luma.com/Z4NYC-COLC25
🎤: I'll be the MC for the Cost of Living Classic presented by @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social & NYC Footy!
🗓️: 10/19 Gates open at 2pm
🏟️: Maimonides Park in Coney Island
👕: First 1000 fans get free merch
🎟️: Free To Play (Sold Out) + Free To Watch (Tix Available)
Register: www.zohranfornyc.com/colclassic
🗓️: 10/19 Gates open at 2pm
🏟️: Maimonides Park in Coney Island
👕: First 1000 fans get free merch
🎟️: Free To Play (Sold Out) + Free To Watch (Tix Available)
Register: www.zohranfornyc.com/colclassic
October 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
🎤: I'll be the MC for the Cost of Living Classic presented by @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social & NYC Footy!
🗓️: 10/19 Gates open at 2pm
🏟️: Maimonides Park in Coney Island
👕: First 1000 fans get free merch
🎟️: Free To Play (Sold Out) + Free To Watch (Tix Available)
Register: www.zohranfornyc.com/colclassic
🗓️: 10/19 Gates open at 2pm
🏟️: Maimonides Park in Coney Island
👕: First 1000 fans get free merch
🎟️: Free To Play (Sold Out) + Free To Watch (Tix Available)
Register: www.zohranfornyc.com/colclassic
😂😂😂 the most challenging day in my Mets fandom
October 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
😂😂😂 the most challenging day in my Mets fandom
Just doing my part. 🫡
October 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Just doing my part. 🫡
which country is gonna be the legend that says this
September 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
which country is gonna be the legend that says this
about last night…
September 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
about last night…