Christian Polanco
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Stand-up Comedian
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If not gestapo why gestapo shaped?
January 7, 2026 at 10:12 PM
If not gestapo why gestapo shaped?
It wasn't like a "Scared Straight" program or anything like that. It literally was the assistant principal walking into my classroom and asking if anyone wanted to go on a field trip. I raised my hand, and boom, I was in prison a few minutes later talking to convicts. 😳
January 4, 2026 at 4:06 AM
It wasn't like a "Scared Straight" program or anything like that. It literally was the assistant principal walking into my classroom and asking if anyone wanted to go on a field trip. I raised my hand, and boom, I was in prison a few minutes later talking to convicts. 😳
totally valid if he started like this:
a man wearing glasses and a lab coat says " weeell actually "
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a lab coat says " weeell actually "
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:30 AM
totally valid if he started like this:
Correct. It’s the one thing they tell you not to do in the sport.
December 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Correct. It’s the one thing they tell you not to do in the sport.