Christian Polanco
@chrispolanco.com
Stand-up Comedian
⚽️: @soccercooligans.com
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Micheal Keane played better after getting slapped. #UTFT
a man in a suit and white shirt is saying i 'm just saying
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media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Micheal Keane played better after getting slapped. #UTFT
Idrissa Gana Gueye sent off for slapping the shit out of his own teammate 13 minutes into a Premier League match. 😲 #Everton
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media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Idrissa Gana Gueye sent off for slapping the shit out of his own teammate 13 minutes into a Premier League match. 😲 #Everton
me watching Maxi Moralez play soccer:
a woman is crying and saying " i love him so much "
ALT: a woman is crying and saying " i love him so much "
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
me watching Maxi Moralez play soccer:
this is so funny
Federal Court Rules Texas Cannot Use New Congressional Map for the 2026 Midterm Elections
Federal Court Rules Texas Cannot Use New Congressional Map for the 2026 Midterm Elections
A federal court ruled that Texas cannot use its recently passed congressional map for the 2026 midterm elections and will instead have to rely on a previous map from 2021.
www.democracynow.org
November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
this is so funny
my hot take is that qualifying for the world cup is more exciting than the world cup. i will not be taking any questions on this matter unless you ask me questions and then i will probably answer them
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
my hot take is that qualifying for the world cup is more exciting than the world cup. i will not be taking any questions on this matter unless you ask me questions and then i will probably answer them
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"Your World Cups are ours now!" 😂
Watch or listen to our live #USMNT vs Uruguay reaction pod with @mattdoyle.bsky.social
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November 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
"Your World Cups are ours now!" 😂
Watch or listen to our live #USMNT vs Uruguay reaction pod with @mattdoyle.bsky.social
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this has been on repeat all weekend. I loved visiting Ireland. The people are so awesome. I hope they make it to the World Cup. 🍀
November 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
this has been on repeat all weekend. I loved visiting Ireland. The people are so awesome. I hope they make it to the World Cup. 🍀
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"[Switching the MLS calendar] is a good idea. I'm not so sure it's a great idea."
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November 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"[Switching the MLS calendar] is a good idea. I'm not so sure it's a great idea."
Watch/Listen to the full conversation on the latest Cooligans Podcast 🎧 📺
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We did an HMRC of Football investigation into Juan Agudelo’s retirement post 😭
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November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
We did an HMRC of Football investigation into Juan Agudelo’s retirement post 😭
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People emailed Jeffrey Epstein with the comfort and candor of writing in their diary.
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
People emailed Jeffrey Epstein with the comfort and candor of writing in their diary.
So…just starve the population?? That’s the policy??
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
So…just starve the population?? That’s the policy??
Omg the 5000 word think-piece I was about to write about Nico Fernandez Mercau for not passing that ball to Alonso Martinez. 😂 #nycfc
Once again, #NYCFC score on Charlotte thanks to the individual brilliance of a player - go Nico!
What does Pascal do in the second half to seal the deal?!?!
What does Pascal do in the second half to seal the deal?!?!
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Omg the 5000 word think-piece I was about to write about Nico Fernandez Mercau for not passing that ball to Alonso Martinez. 😂 #nycfc
make it make sense, Poch 😕
@chrispolanco.com I'm with you. I have no idea why Gio Reyna is on this team. I don't wish him ill, but I am going to be blunt: has he been missed?
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November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
make it make sense, Poch 😕
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November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Very sad to see ANY positive Dick Cheney commentary on my timeline. We are not being collectively mean enough. 😔
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Very sad to see ANY positive Dick Cheney commentary on my timeline. We are not being collectively mean enough. 😔
CHRISTIAN POLANCO COST OF LIVING CLASSIC 2025 | HIGHLIGHTS SKILLS JOKES 4K ⚽🎤| @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @soccercooligans.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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For like 2 whole days, I thought "Kalshi" was "Kashi," and was wondering why a cereal company was getting so involved in the NYC mayoral election.
November 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
For like 2 whole days, I thought "Kalshi" was "Kashi," and was wondering why a cereal company was getting so involved in the NYC mayoral election.
this man is carrying Everton this season
November 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
this man is carrying Everton this season
My message to the Toronto Blue Jays
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
My message to the Toronto Blue Jays
November 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Still not exactly sure what sport Robbie was watching 😅
The NBA is back on NBC, and no one is more excited about it than our friends at Premier League Mornings! 😅 🏀
We love you, Robbie Earle, but this is inexcusable! 🤣 ❤️
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We love you, Robbie Earle, but this is inexcusable! 🤣 ❤️
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October 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Still not exactly sure what sport Robbie was watching 😅
me juggling with guests at the @soccercooligans.com studio
LaMelo Ball tried a little bit of after the whistle soccer and hit Davion Mitchell in the face 😭
October 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
me juggling with guests at the @soccercooligans.com studio