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Christian Polanco
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Stand-up Comedian
⚽️: @soccercooligans.com
Micheal Keane played better after getting slapped. #UTFT
a man in a suit and white shirt is saying i 'm just saying
ALT: a man in a suit and white shirt is saying i 'm just saying
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November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Idrissa Gana Gueye sent off for slapping the shit out of his own teammate 13 minutes into a Premier League match. 😲 #Everton
a woman taking a picture of another woman in a crowd
ALT: a woman taking a picture of another woman in a crowd
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November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
me watching Maxi Moralez play soccer:
a woman is crying and saying " i love him so much "
ALT: a woman is crying and saying " i love him so much "
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November 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
this is so funny
November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
my hot take is that qualifying for the world cup is more exciting than the world cup. i will not be taking any questions on this matter unless you ask me questions and then i will probably answer them
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Reposted by Christian Polanco
"Your World Cups are ours now!" 😂

Watch or listen to our live #USMNT vs Uruguay reaction pod with @mattdoyle.bsky.social

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November 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
this has been on repeat all weekend. I loved visiting Ireland. The people are so awesome. I hope they make it to the World Cup. 🍀
Ireland winning goal and end of match with Irish commentary
November 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Reposted by Christian Polanco
"[Switching the MLS calendar] is a good idea. I'm not so sure it's a great idea."

Watch/Listen to the full conversation on the latest Cooligans Podcast 🎧 📺

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November 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Reposted by Christian Polanco
We did an HMRC of Football investigation into Juan Agudelo’s retirement post 😭

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November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
People emailed Jeffrey Epstein with the comfort and candor of writing in their diary.
the newly released Epstein emails are getting coverage on Fox News 👀
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
So…just starve the population?? That’s the policy??
November 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Omg the 5000 word think-piece I was about to write about Nico Fernandez Mercau for not passing that ball to Alonso Martinez. 😂 #nycfc
Once again, #NYCFC score on Charlotte thanks to the individual brilliance of a player - go Nico!

What does Pascal do in the second half to seal the deal?!?!
November 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
make it make sense, Poch 😕
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Reposted by Christian Polanco
Thank you, New York City. Together we made history.

Now let’s get to work.

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November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
ZOHRAN WINS!!
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Very sad to see ANY positive Dick Cheney commentary on my timeline. We are not being collectively mean enough. 😔
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
CHRISTIAN POLANCO COST OF LIVING CLASSIC 2025 | HIGHLIGHTS SKILLS JOKES 4K ⚽🎤| @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @soccercooligans.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
For like 2 whole days, I thought "Kalshi" was "Kashi," and was wondering why a cereal company was getting so involved in the NYC mayoral election.
November 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
this man is carrying Everton this season
We lead at the break thanks to some Iliman Ndiaye magic! ✊

[0-1] #SUNEVE
November 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My message to the Toronto Blue Jays
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
me after that Julian Fernandez penalty:

#NYCFC #MLSCupPlayoffs
November 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
it's giving...
October 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Still not exactly sure what sport Robbie was watching 😅
The NBA is back on NBC, and no one is more excited about it than our friends at Premier League Mornings! 😅 🏀

We love you, Robbie Earle, but this is inexcusable! 🤣 ❤️

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October 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
me juggling with guests at the @soccercooligans.com studio
LaMelo Ball tried a little bit of after the whistle soccer and hit Davion Mitchell in the face 😭
October 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM