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Rivers
@chrisrivers.bsky.social
Formerly known as riversofleafs. Currently known as this guy.
Video cassette labelled “1991 Christmas” where we’re trying to figure out why he’s there, why he took an extra cinnamon roll, and if he’s a cousin.
February 10, 2026 at 4:09 PM
May I please ask what terms you used to look up more?
February 10, 2026 at 4:05 AM
“Getting close” means you have more patience for such nonsense than I.

I’m already trying to figure out how to get Czechia removed from the EU as payback.
February 9, 2026 at 9:21 PM
You could say she's very...

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quick.

*YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
February 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
That first W wasn’t needed - nailed the rest
February 9, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I took a shot at it but I didn’t go to look it up, I assume I’m close.
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Rich Sobwkiewicz’s walk up music for the Lawbsters
February 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
The Olympics showed it to the world, the world saw that it was good, and they’re not giving it back.
February 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
You’re a good man, Charlie Brown.
February 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Brb dying.
February 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
It blows my mind how catchy it is. The horns go absolutely off.
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 AM
This one? If so, banger.

youtu.be/fU-wH8SrFro?...
Adriano Celentano canta "Prisencolinensinainciusol" da "Formula due" del 1973
YouTube video by Rai
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
NBC makes it $10 per person for an Olympics-long subscription of any American politician of note, offers it to the world, and bangarang, they make a cool $2 billion.
February 6, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I have read the entire 33 page decision and large swaths of the transcript, and I’m not sure that I agree with you.
February 6, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Just start leaving little presents on it. You know, like a cat would.
February 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM