Rivers
@chrisrivers.bsky.social
Formerly known as riversofleafs. Currently known as this guy.
Tagging @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social just in case buddy. There’s gotta be one back there.
I'm not saying that Canada is perfect, I'm saying that the bar is pretty low right now.
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Tagging @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social just in case buddy. There’s gotta be one back there.
February 10, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Bless Becky for the Bad Bunny Breakdown
Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 9, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Bless Becky for the Bad Bunny Breakdown
More like the Hateriots
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
More like the Hateriots
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Palestinian Uncles doing freestyle poetry battles coming with some of the hardest lines I’ve heard in a long time.
February 8, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Palestinian Uncles doing freestyle poetry battles coming with some of the hardest lines I’ve heard in a long time.
I’m sure there is an actual reason, but why is it so hard to have normal people become politicians and then act normally.
Like, this is adorable and funny and the kind of joke my friends would make. And yet he is 1 in, like, 10,000 for politicians. I don’t get it!!
Like, this is adorable and funny and the kind of joke my friends would make. And yet he is 1 in, like, 10,000 for politicians. I don’t get it!!
Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
February 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I’m sure there is an actual reason, but why is it so hard to have normal people become politicians and then act normally.
Like, this is adorable and funny and the kind of joke my friends would make. And yet he is 1 in, like, 10,000 for politicians. I don’t get it!!
Like, this is adorable and funny and the kind of joke my friends would make. And yet he is 1 in, like, 10,000 for politicians. I don’t get it!!
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USA's Ilia Malinin just did a BACKFLIP in the short program.
If you're thinking - isn't the backflip banned? - didn't I read a whole thing involving French skater Surya Bonaly? - you are correct! But the backflip was UN-banned in 2024. So this is the first legal Olympic backflip since the reversal
If you're thinking - isn't the backflip banned? - didn't I read a whole thing involving French skater Surya Bonaly? - you are correct! But the backflip was UN-banned in 2024. So this is the first legal Olympic backflip since the reversal
February 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
USA's Ilia Malinin just did a BACKFLIP in the short program.
If you're thinking - isn't the backflip banned? - didn't I read a whole thing involving French skater Surya Bonaly? - you are correct! But the backflip was UN-banned in 2024. So this is the first legal Olympic backflip since the reversal
If you're thinking - isn't the backflip banned? - didn't I read a whole thing involving French skater Surya Bonaly? - you are correct! But the backflip was UN-banned in 2024. So this is the first legal Olympic backflip since the reversal
Nathan Fillion
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Nathan Fillion
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who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice
This looks like the way I assume Jeffrey Epstein would email Trump requests for presidential intervention.
Ready.
February 6, 2026 at 10:56 PM
This looks like the way I assume Jeffrey Epstein would email Trump requests for presidential intervention.
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Oh hell yeah it's the CBC Olympics Theme
🗣🗣🗣BLAST THAT SHIT🗣🗣🗣
🗣🗣🗣BLAST THAT SHIT🗣🗣🗣
February 4, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Oh hell yeah it's the CBC Olympics Theme
🗣🗣🗣BLAST THAT SHIT🗣🗣🗣
🗣🗣🗣BLAST THAT SHIT🗣🗣🗣
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A Chris Rivers Favourites Mt. Rushmore Member
Frank Catalanotto
LF
Debut: 1997 - Retired: 2010
NYM - MIL - TOR - TEX - DET
LF
Debut: 1997 - Retired: 2010
NYM - MIL - TOR - TEX - DET
Frank Catalanotto at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Frank Catalanotto
baseball-reference.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:56 PM
A Chris Rivers Favourites Mt. Rushmore Member
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Still thinking about this young hero.
Not just the physical challenges to swim for hours to find help, but the psychological fear to having left your family behind in open waters and carrying the weight of being their only hope of survival.
This really deserves a lot of recognition.
Not just the physical challenges to swim for hours to find help, but the psychological fear to having left your family behind in open waters and carrying the weight of being their only hope of survival.
This really deserves a lot of recognition.
February 2, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Still thinking about this young hero.
Not just the physical challenges to swim for hours to find help, but the psychological fear to having left your family behind in open waters and carrying the weight of being their only hope of survival.
This really deserves a lot of recognition.
Not just the physical challenges to swim for hours to find help, but the psychological fear to having left your family behind in open waters and carrying the weight of being their only hope of survival.
This really deserves a lot of recognition.
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this is a very cool thing to do and also highlights one of the biggest keys to Zohran's appeal: he just thinks New York City is really neat
people who live somewhere want to vote for someone who likes it there and wants to make it better, not someone who wants to use it as a springboard
people who live somewhere want to vote for someone who likes it there and wants to make it better, not someone who wants to use it as a springboard
It’s your city, from the sidewalk to the skyline. The David Dinkins Municipal Building’s rooftop is open & free to everyone, starting this June.
February 3, 2026 at 12:21 AM
this is a very cool thing to do and also highlights one of the biggest keys to Zohran's appeal: he just thinks New York City is really neat
people who live somewhere want to vote for someone who likes it there and wants to make it better, not someone who wants to use it as a springboard
people who live somewhere want to vote for someone who likes it there and wants to make it better, not someone who wants to use it as a springboard
This is largely how I became a Cincinnati Bengals fan
I love that some guy entered into r/baseball being like "I want to cheer for the most miserable MLB franchise" and fans of all 30 teams were in the comments like "JOIN US IN HELL"
February 2, 2026 at 6:06 AM
This is largely how I became a Cincinnati Bengals fan
God Democrats are fucking pointless.
Trump's reckless tariffs have driven up coffee prices by nearly 15% since last summer.
Your morning cup shouldn't cost more because of the administration's trade policies.
www.nerdwallet.com/finance/lear...
Your morning cup shouldn't cost more because of the administration's trade policies.
www.nerdwallet.com/finance/lear...
Tariffs Are a Buzzkill for the Coffee Biz - NerdWallet
Tariffs on coffee-producing countries — including a 50% levy on Brazil — are likely to raise prices for America’s millions of coffee drinkers.
www.nerdwallet.com
January 31, 2026 at 11:11 PM
God Democrats are fucking pointless.
Catherine O'Hara playing two wildly different mothers in Home Alone and Schitt's Creek, but being incredible in both.
I hope she got to hear how much everyone loved her before she went.
I hope she got to hear how much everyone loved her before she went.
a woman from schitt 's creek is smiling and saying `` when one of us shines ''
Alt: Moira Rose, from Schitt's Creek, playing Moira Rose, smiling and tilting her head in an animated GIF with a subtitle saying "When one of us shines, all of us shine.''
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Catherine O'Hara playing two wildly different mothers in Home Alone and Schitt's Creek, but being incredible in both.
I hope she got to hear how much everyone loved her before she went.
I hope she got to hear how much everyone loved her before she went.
Carney has still disappointed me, writ large, but he’s had a nice coupla weeks in my books.
Tonight I watched Prime Minister Mark Carney take the actual Heated Rivalry Canada fleece from Hudson Williams, slip it on and say: “This is true soft power.”
January 30, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Carney has still disappointed me, writ large, but he’s had a nice coupla weeks in my books.
The degree of contempt I have for the American Democratic Party knows almost no bounds.
January 29, 2026 at 4:04 AM
The degree of contempt I have for the American Democratic Party knows almost no bounds.
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🚨NEW MUSIC FROM PRIME BIRDS (and @abovethesnowline.bsky.social) 🚨
"Only Assholes Sign Up For ICE" is now available on bandcamp. It's free to download, but should you choose to make a purchase, 100% of proceeds will go Minnesota Immigrant Law Center
primebirds.bandcamp.com/track/only-a...
"Only Assholes Sign Up For ICE" is now available on bandcamp. It's free to download, but should you choose to make a purchase, 100% of proceeds will go Minnesota Immigrant Law Center
primebirds.bandcamp.com/track/only-a...
Only Assholes Sign Up For ICE, by Prime Birds feat. Above The Snow Line
track by Prime Birds feat. Above The Snow Line
primebirds.bandcamp.com
January 28, 2026 at 4:43 PM
🚨NEW MUSIC FROM PRIME BIRDS (and @abovethesnowline.bsky.social) 🚨
"Only Assholes Sign Up For ICE" is now available on bandcamp. It's free to download, but should you choose to make a purchase, 100% of proceeds will go Minnesota Immigrant Law Center
primebirds.bandcamp.com/track/only-a...
"Only Assholes Sign Up For ICE" is now available on bandcamp. It's free to download, but should you choose to make a purchase, 100% of proceeds will go Minnesota Immigrant Law Center
primebirds.bandcamp.com/track/only-a...
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She took a half step back and then stepped AT this dude. ICE needs 30 masked guys each with their own body armor and assault rifle to even approach this level of courage.
video of the moment a man tried spraying something at ilhan omar at her town hall in minneapolis tonight
January 28, 2026 at 1:27 AM
She took a half step back and then stepped AT this dude. ICE needs 30 masked guys each with their own body armor and assault rifle to even approach this level of courage.
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Nunca creí que los leopardos comerían MI cara
The co-founder of Latinas for Trump is now condemning Trump’s ICE raids:
“I’m afraid of someone stopping my son.”
“This is not what we voted for.”
“I’m afraid of someone stopping my son.”
“This is not what we voted for.”
January 27, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Nunca creí que los leopardos comerían MI cara
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The TTC subway cars this morning
January 27, 2026 at 1:34 PM
The TTC subway cars this morning
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Bovino’s retirement needs to be a cage. His command environment yielded Renee Good’s death, Alex Pretti’s death & Julio Sosa-Celis’ shooting. Failure to prosecute Bovino & everyone else materially responsible for these atrocities will be understood by ICE, CBP, etc as a green light for the next ones
January 27, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Bovino’s retirement needs to be a cage. His command environment yielded Renee Good’s death, Alex Pretti’s death & Julio Sosa-Celis’ shooting. Failure to prosecute Bovino & everyone else materially responsible for these atrocities will be understood by ICE, CBP, etc as a green light for the next ones