Rivers
@chrisrivers.bsky.social
Formerly known as riversofleafs. Currently known as this guy.
Best pies: basically all of them, but not pecan or coconut cream
Best cake: basically none of them, but exception for carrot cake with thick cream cheese icing
Best cake: basically none of them, but exception for carrot cake with thick cream cheese icing
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Best pies: basically all of them, but not pecan or coconut cream
Best cake: basically none of them, but exception for carrot cake with thick cream cheese icing
Best cake: basically none of them, but exception for carrot cake with thick cream cheese icing
Blues Brothers: Soul Man - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Hey @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social I hear that Dick Fitts in St. Louis!
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Hey @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social I hear that Dick Fitts in St. Louis!
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What's the best part of playing in Toronto?
Ingram: "I guess Darko coming in (the locker room and) yelling."
Ingram: "I guess Darko coming in (the locker room and) yelling."
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
What's the best part of playing in Toronto?
Ingram: "I guess Darko coming in (the locker room and) yelling."
Ingram: "I guess Darko coming in (the locker room and) yelling."
*Bill-Hader-on-What’s-That-Name?-voice* No… that would be all of them.
No Garland, Allen, Hunter, Merrill, Strus, or Porter for the Cavs on back-to-back
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
*Bill-Hader-on-What’s-That-Name?-voice* No… that would be all of them.
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This, by @giacgrassi.bsky.social, remains one of the simplest and best climate visuals
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This, by @giacgrassi.bsky.social, remains one of the simplest and best climate visuals
Society has moved beyond any need for Rosie DiManno.
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Society has moved beyond any need for Rosie DiManno.
And also, presumably, for hiding the entrance to a cavern holding a ghost army capable of overwhelming the forces of Mordor.
Oneonta Gorge is a scenic slot canyon in Oregon's Columbia River Gorge, known for its lush, moss-covered walls and the unique hike through its stream to Lower Oneonta Falls.
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
And also, presumably, for hiding the entrance to a cavern holding a ghost army capable of overwhelming the forces of Mordor.
And you will KNOW my name is the LORD, Charlie Brown
You magnificent bastard, I read your book, Charlie Brown
It is better to be the right hand of the Devil than in his path, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
And you will KNOW my name is the LORD, Charlie Brown
Taggin @mcnutt.bsky.social who always thought it was funny that the first and only TV show I ever watched as it was released was Joey.
The infamous flop has released its long-unseen final eight episodes for free, allowing U.S. Friends diehards to watch the spinoff's full run for the first time.
Friends Spinoff Joey Releases 8 'New' Episodes Online — Nearly 20 Years Later - TVLine
www.tvline.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Taggin @mcnutt.bsky.social who always thought it was funny that the first and only TV show I ever watched as it was released was Joey.
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Hitler admiration really pops up way more in my adult life than I ever expected it would when I was a kid
‘He used to say things like “Hitler was right”’: Farage faces more allegations of racist behaviour at school
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
‘He used to say things like “Hitler was right”’: Farage faces more allegations of racist behaviour at school
A former friend and others who were at Dulwich college with the now Reform UK leader speak of his behaviour
www.theguardian.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Hitler admiration really pops up way more in my adult life than I ever expected it would when I was a kid
Metaphors for America getting less subtle.
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Metaphors for America getting less subtle.
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🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
*only morally correct thing
authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
November 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
*only morally correct thing
I have already promised my entire baseball team that I will pay for their whole tab at a local pub, so I will be calling the team coach to rally the troops.
Who you calling first when it happens? What song you dancing to?
November 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I have already promised my entire baseball team that I will pay for their whole tab at a local pub, so I will be calling the team coach to rally the troops.
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Clear Tea in an Aynsley Cup
Barbara Pratt
2022
Barbara Pratt
2022
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Clear Tea in an Aynsley Cup
Barbara Pratt
2022
Barbara Pratt
2022
King Félix. Andruw Jones. And “because I like them” votes for Edwin and Alex Gordon.
The 2026 Baseball Hall of Fame Ballot as announced moments ago by @baseballhall.org (baseballhall.org/news/2026-bb...). Results will be announced Jan. 20th. Game on!
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
King Félix. Andruw Jones. And “because I like them” votes for Edwin and Alex Gordon.
I do not download and save memes, which feels about bang on, actually.
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Yeah I mean I think it’s a good idea, though I’d implement it better,
Yeah I mean I think it’s a good idea, though I’d implement it better,
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I do not download and save memes, which feels about bang on, actually.
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The Grey Cup is on, so it's time, once again, to remember that Pierre Trudeau rolled up to Grey Cup in 1970 looking like this.
November 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The Grey Cup is on, so it's time, once again, to remember that Pierre Trudeau rolled up to Grey Cup in 1970 looking like this.
“…but the Grinch, who lived on Who Mountain, did *not*.”
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“…but the Grinch, who lived on Who Mountain, did *not*.”
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Pope Leo has accumulated more wins in one year than the White Sox in the last hundred.
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Pope Leo has accumulated more wins in one year than the White Sox in the last hundred.