simon
@trillymopena.bsky.social
ah-na-na-na my brain is hanging upside down // member of the IAMAW // hamiltonian in exile // he/him
…always should be someone you really love
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
…always should be someone you really love
“Criminalmente, sim, aqui.”
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
“Criminalmente, sim, aqui.”
If the rule against literally breaking a guy’s leg while breaking up a double play is named after you, maybe that’s legacy enough already.
JAWS and the 2026 Hall of Fame Ballot: Chase Utley blogs.fangraphs.com/jaws-and-the...
JAWS and the 2026 Hall of Fame Ballot: Chase Utley
Overshadowed by a pair of MVP-winning teammates, the longtime Phillies second baseman was a favorite of scouts and statheads, and may be the one who winds up in Cooperstown.
blogs.fangraphs.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
If the rule against literally breaking a guy’s leg while breaking up a double play is named after you, maybe that’s legacy enough already.
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(Wheeling out chalkboard) The key to understanding Russo-Irish relations is, of course (whacks pointer against board) the potato
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 AM
(Wheeling out chalkboard) The key to understanding Russo-Irish relations is, of course (whacks pointer against board) the potato
If we strike now we make Hawaii the 11th province
I hope folks realize that between Trump, Kushner, Hegseth, Witkoff, Noem, RFK, Jr., Kash Patel, and Tulsi Gabbard, this country is almost entirely undefended.
Q: Have you heard this audio that Bloomberg has of Witkoff coaching the Russians on how to appeal to you?
TRUMP: That's a standard thing. He's gotta sell this to Ukraine, he's gonna sell Ukraine to Russia. That's what a dealmaker does. I haven't heard it but I heard it was standard negotiation.
TRUMP: That's a standard thing. He's gotta sell this to Ukraine, he's gonna sell Ukraine to Russia. That's what a dealmaker does. I haven't heard it but I heard it was standard negotiation.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
If we strike now we make Hawaii the 11th province
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I'm screaming there's literally a plume of literal fucking weapons-grade toxic waste poisoning the groundwater in the most racist parts of Long Island, including the home of the Baileys
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I'm screaming there's literally a plume of literal fucking weapons-grade toxic waste poisoning the groundwater in the most racist parts of Long Island, including the home of the Baileys
That scene is very good—even better than I remember—but, respectfully, I think the mo-cap duel between Maul and Ahsoka from the last season of The Clone Wars has the edge. Either way, Sam Witwer is so, so good.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwhj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwhj...
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
That scene is very good—even better than I remember—but, respectfully, I think the mo-cap duel between Maul and Ahsoka from the last season of The Clone Wars has the edge. Either way, Sam Witwer is so, so good.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwhj...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwhj...
I have not watched the show and I doubt I ever will, but Trouble Again is a legitimately good song, and so much better than it has any business being.
47. Having seen every episode of Droids, you absolutely do not need to watch it, but you maybe should watch the opening theme song written by Stewart Copeland of The Police:
youtu.be/_Qj3CxXGyCc?...
youtu.be/_Qj3CxXGyCc?...
Star Wars: Droids - Intro/Credits (HQ)
YouTube video by GreenShieldy
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I have not watched the show and I doubt I ever will, but Trouble Again is a legitimately good song, and so much better than it has any business being.
Cake is an icing-delivery mechanism
My unpopular food opinion is all cake is bad
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Cake is an icing-delivery mechanism
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George Springer 💥 HOMER! 🏠
Off Bryce Miller | 1 inning | October 12, 2025
Pitch: 4-Seam Fastball 97.3 mph (2607 rpm)
Hit: 109.4 mph | 385 ft | 28°
Off Bryce Miller | 1 inning | October 12, 2025
Pitch: 4-Seam Fastball 97.3 mph (2607 rpm)
Hit: 109.4 mph | 385 ft | 28°
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
George Springer 💥 HOMER! 🏠
Off Bryce Miller | 1 inning | October 12, 2025
Pitch: 4-Seam Fastball 97.3 mph (2607 rpm)
Hit: 109.4 mph | 385 ft | 28°
Off Bryce Miller | 1 inning | October 12, 2025
Pitch: 4-Seam Fastball 97.3 mph (2607 rpm)
Hit: 109.4 mph | 385 ft | 28°
That Alberta loud got me Fort Smacked
Alberta has collected more than $1 billion in cannabis revenue.
That's the most, per capita, of all provinces and territories.
By far.
It's nearly quadruple what Quebec has collected, per person.
That's the most, per capita, of all provinces and territories.
By far.
It's nearly quadruple what Quebec has collected, per person.
Canada collected over $5.4B in cannabis tax revenue since legalization | CBC News
Ottawa and the provinces raked in more than $5.4 billion in cannabis tax revenue since the drug was legalized for recreational use in October 2018.
www.cbc.ca
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
That Alberta loud got me Fort Smacked
The delight of a chance encounter with Baby Please Come Home/Merry Xmas Everybody/Christmas Wrapping/All I Want For Christmas… while out running the most horrendously tedious and frustrating seasonal errands is a top-five thing about this season
I'm working in a food court and the greatest xmas song of all time, Darlene Love's Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) is booming in all it's Phil Spector, wall of sound splendor and I'm struck that they say there's no disagreements on BlueSky & that this is a bubble.
I denounce John Lorinc!
I denounce John Lorinc!
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The delight of a chance encounter with Baby Please Come Home/Merry Xmas Everybody/Christmas Wrapping/All I Want For Christmas… while out running the most horrendously tedious and frustrating seasonal errands is a top-five thing about this season
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
Has Breslow really earned the benefit of the doubt on stuff like this?
www.sportingnews.com/ca/mlb/bosto...
www.sportingnews.com/ca/mlb/bosto...
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Has Breslow really earned the benefit of the doubt on stuff like this?
www.sportingnews.com/ca/mlb/bosto...
www.sportingnews.com/ca/mlb/bosto...
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Bravo The Times, bravo.
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Bravo The Times, bravo.
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[English aristocrat adjusting his monocle voice] I say, old boy. That can't possibly be the name of your government mortgage company.
Inspired: UK-US conflict over the word “fannie”
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
[English aristocrat adjusting his monocle voice] I say, old boy. That can't possibly be the name of your government mortgage company.
Now there was a man who liked getting hit by a pitch
Reed Johnson
LF
Debut: 2003 - Retired: 2015
LAD - FLA - TOR - ATL - WSN - CHC
LF
Debut: 2003 - Retired: 2015
LAD - FLA - TOR - ATL - WSN - CHC
Reed Johnson at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Reed Johnson
baseball-reference.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Now there was a man who liked getting hit by a pitch
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You come to me on this, the day of my daughter’s Toyotathon
November 16, 2024 at 11:41 PM
You come to me on this, the day of my daughter’s Toyotathon
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And you may find yourself living in an Apostolic Palace
And you may find yourself in a city that's inside Rome
And you may find yourself behind the glass of a large Popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful cassock, with designer shoes
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
And you may find yourself in a city that's inside Rome
And you may find yourself behind the glass of a large Popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful cassock, with designer shoes
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM
And you may find yourself living in an Apostolic Palace
And you may find yourself in a city that's inside Rome
And you may find yourself behind the glass of a large Popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful cassock, with designer shoes
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
And you may find yourself in a city that's inside Rome
And you may find yourself behind the glass of a large Popemobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful cassock, with designer shoes
And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"
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Forgot how many incredible lines are in Udo Kier’s Random Roles www.avclub.com/udo-kier-179...
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Forgot how many incredible lines are in Udo Kier’s Random Roles www.avclub.com/udo-kier-179...
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Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Gender is a spectrum from just wanting have fun to being back in town, and to varying degrees, each of us contains attributes of both, which is a beautiful thing
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couldn't find this clip anymore so i watched an hour of Siskel and Ebert on Letterman clips to find it. wow. here it is: why Gene didn't like Free Willy
March 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
couldn't find this clip anymore so i watched an hour of Siskel and Ebert on Letterman clips to find it. wow. here it is: why Gene didn't like Free Willy