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Danny
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Tweets about sports (baseball/basketball/hockey/wrestling), politics, TV/Movies, music and humour (depending on who you ask).
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SOURCE: The Orioles backed out of a deal with Jeff Hoffman after seeing his kids names
I have an idea.

Hanger/Jet speed vs Omega/Bucks
January 18, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Sorry Bills fans
January 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
January 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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Dead Kennedys made like three records about it
Imagine telling someone from the 1980s that America will end up being run by a cabal of dimwitted Nazis led by a fat stupid paedophile
January 17, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Pretty sure the global economy can survive without the USA if we need too.
January 17, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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I accept
More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland.

They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
January 17, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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Gotta prep your son on how to deal with being extremely divorced
January 17, 2026 at 4:39 PM
If the Jays are still looking to add a bat, trading for Brendan Donovan would be a nice fit. Lefty bat with a career 119 wrc+ vs RHP. Can play some OF and 2B.
January 17, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Have a feeling there might be a title change here...
The Trios Titles are on the line as The Opps put the titles on the line against Hangman Adam Page and JetSpeed!

Will Hangman's quest to take everything from Samoa Joe see him take the trios gold?

Find out when #AEWCollision Maximum Carnage comes to you at 8/7c on TNT and HBO Max
January 17, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Shotgunning bottles of vitamin D
January 17, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Its early but MJFs title reign has been pretty good so far.
January 17, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I'm writing some Vladdy and Bo Heated Rivalry fan fiction
Vlad Jr. on Bo Bichette signing with the Mets, via Hazel Mae:

"Of course, I feel sad after playing with him for so many years, but like I've always said, this is a business ... I wish him the best. We won't be teammates anymore, but our friendship will last forever."
January 17, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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about 30 years of analytical progress
240 million for a career .273 hitter. What am I missing here?
January 16, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Mr Beast has put thirty 14 year olds in a room, first couple to get married wins $100k.
January 16, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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*PARENT ALERT* if you hear your child saying “six seven” please know it is drug slang, meaning that your child has been doing six or seven drugs
August 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
If I'm the Jays I don't really see much of a fit left on the free agent market.
Maybe you find a way to bring back Scherzer or Bassist? Maybe Harrison Bader?
January 16, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Gonna start sending my boss updates like this.

I'm questionable for Monday.
Tomorrow vs LAC
OUT: RJ, Poeltl, WALTER
Doubtful: Battle
Questionable: Mamu, Quickley, Temple
January 16, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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The Limitless Wrestling show tonight with MJF defending the AEW title against Alec Price is airing for free on YT starting at 7pm EST
January 16, 2026 at 6:01 PM
My apothecary
January 16, 2026 at 6:15 PM
January 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Appreciate the Mets for distracting me from The Horrors pretty regularly
January 16, 2026 at 5:53 PM
It seems like the market for position players is now something like 9-10M a win on a long term deal, and 12-13M on a short term
January 16, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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Jays didn't sign either Tucker or Bo. Neither did the Yankees for Redsox.
a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game
ALT: a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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When it comes to ballplayers: Hang on tightly, let go lightly.
January 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I get Tucker is probably an overpay, but those wins are very valuable to the Dodgers. You can pay 12M a win to go from 95 wins to 98.

I don't know the calculation, but paying Tucker 57M a year might be worth 70M a year in revenue to the Dodgers (purely hypothetical).
January 16, 2026 at 3:08 PM