Christian Gordy
@christiangordy.bsky.social
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I'm just kinda here doing my best. Whatever that means Profile pic was made by Stella Exqusia a very talented artist.
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New year. New Media Thread!

Let's see what 2025 has to offer!
christiangordy.bsky.social
imagine that but at a thrift store...that's how i feel
christiangordy.bsky.social
i saw the same thing for The Lion King at my store....it just makes them look worse...
christiangordy.bsky.social
Before: "what could possibly go wrong?"

After: "Are you okay!?"
christiangordy.bsky.social
like I'm not even that into the series but i saw the original...it's honestly not bad has a sort of slice of life feel. has a surprisingly good dub cast too. Erica Mendez' Laura Post' Christina Vee. Point is i actually DO trat the brand with respect..i was just showing a stupid joke :/
christiangordy.bsky.social
i agree. i was just trying to show hr somthing funny or cool and she was all "God people always use that joke and don't realize how much deper Nico's character actually is!"

um...i've seen Love Live. of course there's more beyond the base joke...she was just being a bitch about it
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claudiiigrl.bsky.social
no episode of television should be the length of a feature length movie i’m going to lose my fucking mind
discussingfilm.net
All episodes in the final season of ‘STRANGER THINGS’ will be over 1 hour

• Between 90 to 120 minutes each
• Budget per episode is $50M-$60M

(Source: puck.news/can-peter-fr...)
christiangordy.bsky.social
that's not an episode for a tv show...that's a damn movie...what the hell is going on?

What happened to 45 minute episodes why we got to make everything the length of a damn movie? Live Piece got this stuff right.
discussingfilm.net
All episodes in the final season of ‘STRANGER THINGS’ will be over 1 hour

• Between 90 to 120 minutes each
• Budget per episode is $50M-$60M

(Source: puck.news/can-peter-fr...)
christiangordy.bsky.social
it sounds more liberating :)
christiangordy.bsky.social
it's why i stopped using this site. i was just trying to share an opinion but ti felt like i was saying all disability options were bad when i wasn't. i was just saying game modes that let you ignore actual gameplay for the sake of progression is not a good disability option is that so wrong? :/
christiangordy.bsky.social
wait...people are still giving you shit for that...god damn.

i'll be honest i feel partly to blame cause a lot of this was from my dislike of beat a game button options. i didn't think one little taming opinion would have ballooned into being called ableist (the same person called m one too...) s
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girlywolfpup.bsky.social
If you're still mad at me for the whole "some disability features feel ableist to me" thing even after I apologized for potentially miswording myself, then at that point it's on you and not me.

I don't have to prove anything to any of you
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girlywolfpup.bsky.social
Shout out to modern games that can be beaten in 4-12 hours but are endlessly re-playable due to having really good and enjoyable core gameplay mechanics
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skeletoonshere.bsky.social
I swear to God if I see another Mario kart world video on my fyp. I GET IT! ITS $80! AND YES THE CONSOLE IS A LOT OF MONEY BUT U KNOW WHAT? YOU DON'T NEED TO BUY THE NEW TOY AS SOON IT COMES OUT.
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aerodragon2.bsky.social
@chuggaaconroy.bsky.social has spurred me to start a new run of Kingdom Hearts. This man is really good at compelling people to replay games they love with new spins that he shows off
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stephiesparda.bsky.social
Never forgiving 2010s media discourse for making me feel dumb or like I had bad opinions because I wasn't a cynical jackass and didn't think hard enough about plotholes pr whatever that may or may not have actually even been there.
christiangordy.bsky.social
as californian...yeah you're right
christiangordy.bsky.social
i thought about reading something spooky themed for October. i originally planned to read Helsing (and i still plan to eventually) but i also never finished this...
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i mean being a fan of something isn't enough when most of the jokes are surface level.
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m3biusf0x.bsky.social
Racist and homophobic conservatives when one of them get exposed as pedophiles or sex offenders:
"Somehow Jewish people got something to do with this"
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jacklghtnngrppr.bsky.social
No ad on YouTube has earned the right to pay mention to the “Skip Ad” button, regardless of what they’re promoting, given the site has been doing everything to get rid of it.
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themistressdove.bsky.social
I am putting this out there now.

Do NOT send me the SnapCube Kingdom Hearts dub, genuinely I don't wanna see it.
christiangordy.bsky.social
it sounds like a jot of "base jokes any Kingdom Hearts fan would get" style humor. Sometimes you gotta use more material. But in order to do that you need to engage in the media you're satirizing or poking fun at. makes for funnier deeper cuts