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Chris Titchner
@christitchner.bsky.social
Writer of Songs; Singer of Harmonies; Reader of Books; Taker of Photos; Partner of Calley
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Old Man vs the SEA
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I'm a big fan of the genre it seems to be in, but I've had a real hard time getting into Dungeon Crawler Carl... Give me Jeremy Robinson, David Wong, or Christopher Moore.
December 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I rarely miss Twitter, but it was fun for snarky banter.
December 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Brian Krassenstein

A Charlotte man was stopped twice by ICE. The first group checked his ID and let him go. Minutes later, another set of agents rolled up, smashed his window, dragged him out, and assaulted him

He was a U.S. citizen…
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Have been on here much, but here's what I just started reading.
November 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I know it's AI, but it's definitely believable that he could produce that much poop.
October 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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A terrorist targeted federal workers last week. There wasn’t much reporting on it. But I’m not finished thinking about it! 🧵

An anti-vaxxer fired more than 500 gunshots into CDC Atlanta, shattering 150 “blast-proof” windows on 6 buildings. Employees were pinned down in terror.
August 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Slightly Diminish a Band: The Parking Enforcement Officers
Slightly Diminish a Band: Hootie and The Goldfish
Slightly Diminish a Band: Huey Lewis and the Blog Post
August 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Slightly Diminish a Band: Hootie and The Goldfish
Slightly Diminish a Band: Huey Lewis and the Blog Post
Slightly diminish a band: Duran
August 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
In case you missed it, please take a moment and listen to our debut single.
July 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Thanks, Ozzy 💙💜

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May 11, 2025
YouTube video by The Beauregards
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July 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
So we released our debut single on all the streaming services and Bandcamp today. If you could take 3 minutes and 27 seconds out of your day to stream it, we would really appreciate it.

song.link/i/1822902606
Better Than Me (Live in Studio) by The Beauregards
Listen now on your favorite streaming service. Powered by Songlink/Odesli, an on-demand, customizable smart link service to help you share songs, albums, podcasts and more.
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July 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
With so many people losing their health insurance in the coming months/years, how long until Trump introduces a Trump Health Tonic to grift all the folks he disenfranchised?
July 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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There is only one big beautiful Bill.
June 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I used to teach The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn back when I taught AP English, so this book should be a lot of fun. I've definitely heard great things.
May 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Ellie not putting that Martin back in its case afterwards made for a nice closing shot, but that was an absolute travesty. #thelastofus #ellie #dina #takeonme #aha #martinguitar
May 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It's Bandcamp Friday. I have lots to offer including several albums not available on streaming. Support Independent Music
May 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This was really sad to learn tonight. What a loss.
May 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
April 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM