Christopher Connor
@christopherconnor.bsky.social
I’m sorry I have no opinion about this coordinator hire but why does this man have the face of an animatronic mannequin strapped with a bomb in a Saw movie?
December 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I’m sorry I have no opinion about this coordinator hire but why does this man have the face of an animatronic mannequin strapped with a bomb in a Saw movie?
The hottest woman you know has seen "Fargo" and realized that Norm is the ideal partner
December 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The hottest woman you know has seen "Fargo" and realized that Norm is the ideal partner
When your 11th grade English teacher asks you a question about “The Grapes of Wrath” but you haven’t been able to find the movie version yet.
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
When your 11th grade English teacher asks you a question about “The Grapes of Wrath” but you haven’t been able to find the movie version yet.
People would be more excited about the ridiculous Ohtani game if he was doing it to beat the Evil Empire, rather than doing it for the Evil Empire.
October 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
People would be more excited about the ridiculous Ohtani game if he was doing it to beat the Evil Empire, rather than doing it for the Evil Empire.
Our society if the Dodgers win the World Series vs. society if literally anyone beats them this year.
October 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Our society if the Dodgers win the World Series vs. society if literally anyone beats them this year.
You're telling me that a guy who looks like this was using hateful rhetoric online? Shocking.
October 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
You're telling me that a guy who looks like this was using hateful rhetoric online? Shocking.
I tried to google the essay I once wrote for Gawker because it had some amazing artwork attached to it and yeah, AI fucking nailed this one.
October 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I tried to google the essay I once wrote for Gawker because it had some amazing artwork attached to it and yeah, AI fucking nailed this one.
Now reading, because it feels kinda appropriate in these times, at least to me.
(Also don't love Peaver and Volokhonsky translations but sometimes you gotta dance with whom you came to the dance with–meaning read the copy of the book you already own.)
(Also don't love Peaver and Volokhonsky translations but sometimes you gotta dance with whom you came to the dance with–meaning read the copy of the book you already own.)
October 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Now reading, because it feels kinda appropriate in these times, at least to me.
(Also don't love Peaver and Volokhonsky translations but sometimes you gotta dance with whom you came to the dance with–meaning read the copy of the book you already own.)
(Also don't love Peaver and Volokhonsky translations but sometimes you gotta dance with whom you came to the dance with–meaning read the copy of the book you already own.)
This is my opposition leader, dawg. We're going to hell.
September 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This is my opposition leader, dawg. We're going to hell.
Season's over. Better luck next year boys.
September 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Season's over. Better luck next year boys.
This guy, who shows up every commercial break when I'm watching football.
August 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This guy, who shows up every commercial break when I'm watching football.
Just finished Lili Anolik’s “Didion & Babitz.” Good book, interesting, liked it but it sorta didn’t meet my own expectations b/c I thought it would be more “Memorable Days” rather than Biography. Still worth reading but this A+ passage needs to be commemorated:
July 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Just finished Lili Anolik’s “Didion & Babitz.” Good book, interesting, liked it but it sorta didn’t meet my own expectations b/c I thought it would be more “Memorable Days” rather than Biography. Still worth reading but this A+ passage needs to be commemorated:
I laughed at that cheating CEO video then went to the company’s website because I’d never heard of them. I understand almost all of these words individually but in the context of this sentence I have no idea what they do. And I’m the better person for it.
July 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I laughed at that cheating CEO video then went to the company’s website because I’d never heard of them. I understand almost all of these words individually but in the context of this sentence I have no idea what they do. And I’m the better person for it.
This is going to be me delivering the news to my family the day Craig Breslow is fired.
May 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
This is going to be me delivering the news to my family the day Craig Breslow is fired.
I guess in this case replace “depth” with “shortstop” but the point remains and it’s why this team will never be an actual contender.
May 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I guess in this case replace “depth” with “shortstop” but the point remains and it’s why this team will never be an actual contender.
I know at least two guys who could absolutely predict where this ad goes.
May 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I know at least two guys who could absolutely predict where this ad goes.
The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The average American has three friends.
Saw this man at the postgame press conference and immediately bet Warriors -39.5 in game 6.
May 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Saw this man at the postgame press conference and immediately bet Warriors -39.5 in game 6.
I've been flabbergasted at how the GM of an NBA team could be the dumbest person alive but now it all makes complete sense.
April 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I've been flabbergasted at how the GM of an NBA team could be the dumbest person alive but now it all makes complete sense.
Cooper Flagg demanding to speak with golf course superintendent because the sprinklers soaked his mom’s backyard during her wine tasting mixer.
April 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Cooper Flagg demanding to speak with golf course superintendent because the sprinklers soaked his mom’s backyard during her wine tasting mixer.
Ric Flair was walking around shirtless with a tall can at the Padres/Mariners game today and I have no idea how this man doesn’t have skin cancer yet.
March 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Ric Flair was walking around shirtless with a tall can at the Padres/Mariners game today and I have no idea how this man doesn’t have skin cancer yet.
I hope this means she's running for office.
March 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I hope this means she's running for office.
You were literally this guy for a second
February 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
You were literally this guy for a second