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Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Easy mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Easy mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
When your 11th grade English teacher asks you a question about “The Grapes of Wrath” but you haven’t been able to find the movie version yet.
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 AM
When your 11th grade English teacher asks you a question about “The Grapes of Wrath” but you haven’t been able to find the movie version yet.
The new season of Jury Duty's going great so far.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The new season of Jury Duty's going great so far.
Let's just all sit back and enjoy the 2026 baseball season because we're losing at least a year in 2027.
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Let's just all sit back and enjoy the 2026 baseball season because we're losing at least a year in 2027.
People would be more excited about the ridiculous Ohtani game if he was doing it to beat the Evil Empire, rather than doing it for the Evil Empire.
October 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
People would be more excited about the ridiculous Ohtani game if he was doing it to beat the Evil Empire, rather than doing it for the Evil Empire.
Our society if the Dodgers win the World Series vs. society if literally anyone beats them this year.
October 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Our society if the Dodgers win the World Series vs. society if literally anyone beats them this year.
You're telling me that a guy who looks like this was using hateful rhetoric online? Shocking.
October 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
You're telling me that a guy who looks like this was using hateful rhetoric online? Shocking.
People who love "War and Peace" haven't read "War and Peace."
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
People who love "War and Peace" haven't read "War and Peace."
My dog is going to her first day of dog school today and I learned six hours before class that there was work we needed to complete before the first class so now I'm having major flashbacks to basically my entire academic career.
October 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My dog is going to her first day of dog school today and I learned six hours before class that there was work we needed to complete before the first class so now I'm having major flashbacks to basically my entire academic career.
I tried to google the essay I once wrote for Gawker because it had some amazing artwork attached to it and yeah, AI fucking nailed this one.
October 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I tried to google the essay I once wrote for Gawker because it had some amazing artwork attached to it and yeah, AI fucking nailed this one.
Now reading, because it feels kinda appropriate in these times, at least to me.
(Also don't love Peaver and Volokhonsky translations but sometimes you gotta dance with whom you came to the dance with–meaning read the copy of the book you already own.)
(Also don't love Peaver and Volokhonsky translations but sometimes you gotta dance with whom you came to the dance with–meaning read the copy of the book you already own.)
October 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Now reading, because it feels kinda appropriate in these times, at least to me.
(Also don't love Peaver and Volokhonsky translations but sometimes you gotta dance with whom you came to the dance with–meaning read the copy of the book you already own.)
(Also don't love Peaver and Volokhonsky translations but sometimes you gotta dance with whom you came to the dance with–meaning read the copy of the book you already own.)
*At the doctor’s office after watching football on network TV for two straight days:
Doctor: “Do you have any questions or concerns?”
Me, unrolling a piece of paper the length of a CVS receipt: “I’ve been instructed to ask you if the following medications are right for me.”
Doctor: “Do you have any questions or concerns?”
Me, unrolling a piece of paper the length of a CVS receipt: “I’ve been instructed to ask you if the following medications are right for me.”
September 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
*At the doctor’s office after watching football on network TV for two straight days:
Doctor: “Do you have any questions or concerns?”
Me, unrolling a piece of paper the length of a CVS receipt: “I’ve been instructed to ask you if the following medications are right for me.”
Doctor: “Do you have any questions or concerns?”
Me, unrolling a piece of paper the length of a CVS receipt: “I’ve been instructed to ask you if the following medications are right for me.”
The energy I bring in all situations:
September 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The energy I bring in all situations:
Damn they make him look really cool too.
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech: https://cnn.it/47L2Y5a
September 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Damn they make him look really cool too.
Season's over. Better luck next year boys.
September 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Season's over. Better luck next year boys.
Had a jump scare when they showed Carson Beck without his helmet on. I forgot he looked like that!
September 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Had a jump scare when they showed Carson Beck without his helmet on. I forgot he looked like that!
If you had a time machine, would you choose to go back in time and kill baby Jake from State Farm?
August 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If you had a time machine, would you choose to go back in time and kill baby Jake from State Farm?
"Hey, you watch that new true crime documentary?"
"Yeah. Watching it now."
"What part are you on?"
"The 45 minute off ramp when you realize they have no new evidence or information to share so they just keep switching between quotes from the victims' families."
"Yeah. Watching it now."
"What part are you on?"
"The 45 minute off ramp when you realize they have no new evidence or information to share so they just keep switching between quotes from the victims' families."
August 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
"Hey, you watch that new true crime documentary?"
"Yeah. Watching it now."
"What part are you on?"
"The 45 minute off ramp when you realize they have no new evidence or information to share so they just keep switching between quotes from the victims' families."
"Yeah. Watching it now."
"What part are you on?"
"The 45 minute off ramp when you realize they have no new evidence or information to share so they just keep switching between quotes from the victims' families."
Went through TSA this morning and handed the guy my license. He said “You don’t have a a Real ID,” and I reflexively responded “I dunno, looks pretty real to me.” Then they tested my hands for bomb residue.
August 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Went through TSA this morning and handed the guy my license. He said “You don’t have a a Real ID,” and I reflexively responded “I dunno, looks pretty real to me.” Then they tested my hands for bomb residue.
My flight just landed and only one single person started clapping. Absolute comedy.
August 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My flight just landed and only one single person started clapping. Absolute comedy.
What if, and I’m just spit-ballin here, we built more housing AND banned private equity from owning them.
"Private equity is causing the housing crisis" is a very common take that mixes up cause and effect. Single-family homes are an attractive investment vehicle for private equity because there's a shortage of them, not the other way around.
did a blackrock executive ai generate this article?
August 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
What if, and I’m just spit-ballin here, we built more housing AND banned private equity from owning them.
I see people saying that using an Oxford comma is a sign of AI and I need you all to know that’s a lie pushed by illiterate writers to lower people to their level.
August 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I see people saying that using an Oxford comma is a sign of AI and I need you all to know that’s a lie pushed by illiterate writers to lower people to their level.
Hulk Hogan was a shitty person but joke's on him...I didn't take my vitamins and never once said my prayers.
July 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Hulk Hogan was a shitty person but joke's on him...I didn't take my vitamins and never once said my prayers.
Just finished Lili Anolik’s “Didion & Babitz.” Good book, interesting, liked it but it sorta didn’t meet my own expectations b/c I thought it would be more “Memorable Days” rather than Biography. Still worth reading but this A+ passage needs to be commemorated:
July 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Just finished Lili Anolik’s “Didion & Babitz.” Good book, interesting, liked it but it sorta didn’t meet my own expectations b/c I thought it would be more “Memorable Days” rather than Biography. Still worth reading but this A+ passage needs to be commemorated: