Chris Trolles aka The White Scrotus
@christrolles.bsky.social
They/Them
Not gonna lie. I stolle this. It’s stollen.
June 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Not gonna lie. I stolle this. It’s stollen.
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“NO TARIFFS ON TACOS!” - DJT
May 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“NO TARIFFS ON TACOS!” - DJT
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The richest man in the world spent more money than most of us will see in our lifetimes to lose a state Supreme Court race by 10 points.
And the fact his $25 million was a drop in the bucket compared to what he's spent on other elections is exactly why we must overturn Citizens United.
And the fact his $25 million was a drop in the bucket compared to what he's spent on other elections is exactly why we must overturn Citizens United.
April 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The richest man in the world spent more money than most of us will see in our lifetimes to lose a state Supreme Court race by 10 points.
And the fact his $25 million was a drop in the bucket compared to what he's spent on other elections is exactly why we must overturn Citizens United.
And the fact his $25 million was a drop in the bucket compared to what he's spent on other elections is exactly why we must overturn Citizens United.
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BREAKING: Voters in the second biggest city in Illinois have ousted their Trump-aligned mayor.
Aurora Mayor Richard Irvin, who ran for governor as a Republican in 2022, has lost to challenger John Laesch.
(Another one of my races to watch: boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...)
Aurora Mayor Richard Irvin, who ran for governor as a Republican in 2022, has lost to challenger John Laesch.
(Another one of my races to watch: boltsmag.org/whats-on-the...)
April 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
April 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.
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🇺🇸 both sides forever 🇺🇸
April 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
🇺🇸 both sides forever 🇺🇸
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humanity had a good run 🙃
April 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
humanity had a good run 🙃
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Feel like Elon is going to cry during an interview before this is all over.
April 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Feel like Elon is going to cry during an interview before this is all over.
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What’s the opposite of doom scrolling?
April 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
What’s the opposite of doom scrolling?
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Just in case you needed to see Elon Musk in a cheese hat blowing lots of money and losing
He wore the cheesehead hat in WI. Spent $20 million. Paid people to sign petitions. Paid people to canvas. Did million dollar giveaways. A rally. TV interviews. But I guess people in Wisconsin didn’t appreciate an oligarch trying to buy their civil liberties.
April 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Just in case you needed to see Elon Musk in a cheese hat blowing lots of money and losing
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BREAKING:
NBC News projects Susan Crawford wins the Wisconsin state Supreme Court race.
Crawford is the Democratic-backed candidate.
Elon Musk's candidate lost. Trump's candidate lost.
NBC News projects Susan Crawford wins the Wisconsin state Supreme Court race.
Crawford is the Democratic-backed candidate.
Elon Musk's candidate lost. Trump's candidate lost.
April 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
BREAKING:
NBC News projects Susan Crawford wins the Wisconsin state Supreme Court race.
Crawford is the Democratic-backed candidate.
Elon Musk's candidate lost. Trump's candidate lost.
NBC News projects Susan Crawford wins the Wisconsin state Supreme Court race.
Crawford is the Democratic-backed candidate.
Elon Musk's candidate lost. Trump's candidate lost.
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New WSJ:
Pete Hegseth brought his wife, a former Fox producer, to two meetings with foreign military counterparts where sensitive information was discussed.
One meeting was a high-level discussion at the Pentagon between Hegseth and U.K. Secretary of Defense Healey. www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
Pete Hegseth brought his wife, a former Fox producer, to two meetings with foreign military counterparts where sensitive information was discussed.
One meeting was a high-level discussion at the Pentagon between Hegseth and U.K. Secretary of Defense Healey. www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
Exclusive | Hegseth Brought His Wife to Sensitive Meetings With Foreign Military Officials
The defense secretary’s handling of sensitive information is under criticism after he shared details about a strike on Houthi militants in a group chat on a widely used app.
www.wsj.com
March 29, 2025 at 11:30 AM
New WSJ:
Pete Hegseth brought his wife, a former Fox producer, to two meetings with foreign military counterparts where sensitive information was discussed.
One meeting was a high-level discussion at the Pentagon between Hegseth and U.K. Secretary of Defense Healey. www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
Pete Hegseth brought his wife, a former Fox producer, to two meetings with foreign military counterparts where sensitive information was discussed.
One meeting was a high-level discussion at the Pentagon between Hegseth and U.K. Secretary of Defense Healey. www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
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Why can’t he just have a massive heart attack or stroke and die already???
March 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Why can’t he just have a massive heart attack or stroke and die already???
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This also probably explains why they’ve lied so much. This is a BFD and they know it.
March 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This also probably explains why they’ve lied so much. This is a BFD and they know it.
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So if it’s true that this information came from an human asset handled by Israel, it would be TOP SECRET/HCS, about as sensitive as it gets.
Waltz should be fired.
Waltz should be fired.
March 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
So if it’s true that this information came from an human asset handled by Israel, it would be TOP SECRET/HCS, about as sensitive as it gets.
Waltz should be fired.
Waltz should be fired.
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I’m not sure how much longer Mike Waltz is going to be able to fool Trump into believing he wasn’t a regular source for Jeffrey Goldberg.
March 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’m not sure how much longer Mike Waltz is going to be able to fool Trump into believing he wasn’t a regular source for Jeffrey Goldberg.
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Confronted with key questions about life-or-death issues, Trump keeps offering shrugged shoulders and blank stares.
Just how out of the loop is President Bystander in his own White House? www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
Just how out of the loop is President Bystander in his own White House? www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
President Bystander: Trump appears out of the loop in his own White House
Confronted with key questions about life-or-death issues, the president is offering the public a lot of shrugged shoulders and blank stares.
www.msnbc.com
March 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Confronted with key questions about life-or-death issues, Trump keeps offering shrugged shoulders and blank stares.
Just how out of the loop is President Bystander in his own White House? www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
Just how out of the loop is President Bystander in his own White House? www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...
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Whiskey Pete Hegseth has a Russian burner phone which he uses to communicate in secret with someone. 👊🇺🇸🔥
March 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Whiskey Pete Hegseth has a Russian burner phone which he uses to communicate in secret with someone. 👊🇺🇸🔥
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Exactly
Ossoff: This is what happens when you have Fox News personalities cosplaying as government officials.
March 26, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Exactly
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Whatever happened to the "5 things " DoGe emails ? Talked to someone really smart who just left gov, who said all the emails bounced back as inbox full.
Already forgotten
Typical
Ready Fire Aim
Already forgotten
Typical
Ready Fire Aim
March 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Whatever happened to the "5 things " DoGe emails ? Talked to someone really smart who just left gov, who said all the emails bounced back as inbox full.
Already forgotten
Typical
Ready Fire Aim
Already forgotten
Typical
Ready Fire Aim
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Just incredible.
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/26/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/26/h...
Trump Administration Abruptly Cuts Billions From State Health Services (Gift Article)
States were told Monday that they could no longer use grants that were funding infectious disease management and addiction services.
www.nytimes.com
March 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Just incredible.
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/26/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/26/h...
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Hegseth should be done for.
"The information ... Hegseth disclosed in the Signal chat of top Trump national security officials was HIGHLY CLASSIFIED at the time he wrote it ... according to a US defense official familiar with the operation and another source who was briefed on it afterward."
"The information ... Hegseth disclosed in the Signal chat of top Trump national security officials was HIGHLY CLASSIFIED at the time he wrote it ... according to a US defense official familiar with the operation and another source who was briefed on it afterward."
Sources say the details shared by Hegseth in Signal chat were classified as Atlantic publishes additional messages | CNN Politics
The information Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth disclosed in the Signal chat of top Trump national security officials was highly classified at the time he wrote it, especially because the operation had...
www.cnn.com
March 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Hegseth should be done for.
"The information ... Hegseth disclosed in the Signal chat of top Trump national security officials was HIGHLY CLASSIFIED at the time he wrote it ... according to a US defense official familiar with the operation and another source who was briefed on it afterward."
"The information ... Hegseth disclosed in the Signal chat of top Trump national security officials was HIGHLY CLASSIFIED at the time he wrote it ... according to a US defense official familiar with the operation and another source who was briefed on it afterward."
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Sen. Andy Kim is calling on Pete Hegseth to resign.
March 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Sen. Andy Kim is calling on Pete Hegseth to resign.
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Crockett: "The idea that you want to shut down everybody that is not Fox News is bullshit. We need to stop playing."
March 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Crockett: "The idea that you want to shut down everybody that is not Fox News is bullshit. We need to stop playing."