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Chris Ward
@chrisward.bsky.social
Ex-Wizard Magazine Magic Words guy. Ex-KDHX howlin’ rock DJ. Ex-drinker. Pinball evangelist. NUDGE MAGAZINE #4 and#5 on sale now.
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NYC power grid blacks out from Feeld pings to new Mayor and First Lady
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
They are not playing out here
November 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
There Will Be Blood but for Tootsie Rolls
October 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
It’s for a Prince TopShelf I got
October 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
My brother in Christ that’s all Panera is good for
October 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Cori Bush on Washington Avenue today, at Brentwood Target in 2020🙏One thing about @coribush.bsky.social is she’s always going to have St. Louis’ back and we’ll have hers. #nokings
October 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
He belongs in a mausoleum! #nokings #stlnuts
October 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I’m glad these kids like Geese but I hope they flock to the polls or our goose is cooked!
October 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
October 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“Engravings found on the latest casing read as follows: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossi … “
September 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Odie thoughts 9/23/25 “Ruff Day USA”
September 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Here’s your future
September 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Progressives this week: “Disney is anti-free speech and in THIS COUNTRY we say what we fuckin want you jellyheaded fascist fucksticks. You have meth-dialed the heat-phone cocktwats.”

Progressives last week: “Old Yeller is an adulting film about (TW: abandonment) unaliving a doggo with a pew pew.”
September 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I sure am! HY-YUCK!
September 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
First they came for George Michael’s Sports Machine
September 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Reading the 1993 plot of Indecent Proposal and doubled over with laughter in 2025
September 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Cooked
September 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Fixed the poster
September 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
August 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
He’s dead
August 30, 2025 at 8:17 AM
When Dr. Loomis rolls up in a 1978 Dodge Monaco with a Kinko’s magnet that says Ridgemont Federal Sanitarium For Official Use Only” packing heat you know the smell of fall is in the air
@the-ringer.bsky.social
August 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Male loneliness epidemic cured? We saw Nobody 2 and it was great. 5 bags of popcorn for Bob Odenkirk 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
August 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
St Louis is not going to stand for this shit
August 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
If you can’t beat em, join em!
August 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
“Accepting the Emmy for Noah Hawley…”
August 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM