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Chris Ward

@chrisward.bsky.social

1.2K followers 600 following 1.5K posts

Ex-Wizard Magazine Magic Words guy. Ex-KDHX howlin’ rock DJ. Ex-drinker. Pinball evangelist. NUDGE MAGAZINE #4 and#5 on sale now. 🌈

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 3h

I’m just gonna say it. I don’t need to hear Pink Pony Club any more thank you. It’s becoming Wagon Wheel.

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Mikki Kendall @karnythia.bsky.social · 4h

The $5 footlong has become the $6 six inch. I don't even eat Subway and I still think it's time to knock all this shit over

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 6h

Look, the purpose of Tron movies isn’t to make money. It’s to teach us all what it’d be like to be inside the computer.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 10h

Hats off to ya Diane Keaton!!!

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 1d

2 sandwiches, 2 chips, 2 drinks, $40. Everything is normal.

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 1d

Walked in the Walmart and the old Greeter straight up didn’t look up from his phone. You had one job,

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 3d

I don’t wanna eat burritos! I don’t wanna play guitar!

Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 3d

Our pop stars used to take 3 or 4 years between albums, you gotta go away to come back. No one is like “I can’t wait for this billionaire who dominated last years news cycle to release a new album immediately.”

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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 4d

07 Oct 2025

Spike the bulldog rounds a corner wearing a pink helmet that says NO. Unbeknownst to him, Heathcliff is on the other side of the corner, wearing a pink helmet that says YES. Two birds watch the impending confrontation from a nearby tree, and one of them says "Hold on to your butt."

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 5d

Mike Johnson: “Things have really Grindring to a halt around here”

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Louis Koziarz @koziarz.com · 6d

Just had a conversation with a nice French couple who said the problem with American protests is that we schedule them one by one instead of showing up every night until the change happens.

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 6d

The left is like “mark your calendars, No Kings march in 3 weeks!”

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 8d

“Any last words?”

“Kamala is BRAT ha ha h!”

*killed by masked republican firing squad*

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Chris Ward @chrisward.bsky.social · 9d

This guy gets it

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ACLU @aclu.org · 9d

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador.

Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 9d

ICE is running around Chicago harassing people for not being white.

Just a year ago, that was illegal in the United States and now it’s commonplace.

That’s not making America great again.