Chris Ward
@chrisward.bsky.social
Ex-Wizard Magazine Magic Words guy. Ex-KDHX howlin’ rock DJ. Ex-drinker. Pinball evangelist. NUDGE MAGAZINE #4 and#5 on sale now.
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We are watching Stranger Things Season 5 and all the kids are 36 and they all look like they hate each other and/or litigation is pending. It's like saved by the bell the college years. I give it 5 bags of popcorn 🍿 🍿🍿🍿🍿and one upside down turkey 🦃
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
We are watching Stranger Things Season 5 and all the kids are 36 and they all look like they hate each other and/or litigation is pending. It's like saved by the bell the college years. I give it 5 bags of popcorn 🍿 🍿🍿🍿🍿and one upside down turkey 🦃
Heard a bad cover of Last Christmas at Walgreens November 25, 2025
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Heard a bad cover of Last Christmas at Walgreens November 25, 2025
Music outlets have been trying to trick me into worshipping the Replacements and REM for my entire life and barely any of it sticks. They’re fine.
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Music outlets have been trying to trick me into worshipping the Replacements and REM for my entire life and barely any of it sticks. They’re fine.
Times are tough some kids in my neighborhood are selling lemonade on a grey cloudy day
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Times are tough some kids in my neighborhood are selling lemonade on a grey cloudy day
Paramount options Rachel Sennott rebooted police comedy “Car 6-7 Where Are You”
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Paramount options Rachel Sennott rebooted police comedy “Car 6-7 Where Are You”
At LEAST two guys in Black Phone 2 have a kind of Dick Miller Energy that I love
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
At LEAST two guys in Black Phone 2 have a kind of Dick Miller Energy that I love
*hands grandma a thanksgiving plate with all the trimmings*
“Mmm! Looks good!”
“Thanks now it’s going to ask you a question.”
“Mmm! Looks good!”
“Thanks now it’s going to ask you a question.”
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
*hands grandma a thanksgiving plate with all the trimmings*
“Mmm! Looks good!”
“Thanks now it’s going to ask you a question.”
“Mmm! Looks good!”
“Thanks now it’s going to ask you a question.”
Alexa play track “America” by artist “Neil Diamond”
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Alexa play track “America” by artist “Neil Diamond”
White lady loudly just now: “I don’t like flavored coffee I like REGULAR coffee with flavors ADDED TO IT!”
November 20, 2025 at 11:41 PM
White lady loudly just now: “I don’t like flavored coffee I like REGULAR coffee with flavors ADDED TO IT!”
Hmmm nobody smiled at me at Target. In fact, they did whatever the opposite of that is!
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Hmmm nobody smiled at me at Target. In fact, they did whatever the opposite of that is!
Imagine being such a piece of shit you aren’t invited to Dick Cheney’s funeral. Trump and Vance will not be attending.
November 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Imagine being such a piece of shit you aren’t invited to Dick Cheney’s funeral. Trump and Vance will not be attending.
I think of Adam Sandler’s Every Day I’m Mutterin’ every single day
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I think of Adam Sandler’s Every Day I’m Mutterin’ every single day
2014. Nothing changes.
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
2014. Nothing changes.
“This story is just beginning, it’s the tip of the iceberg.” —every reporter on Trump for 10 fucking years
November 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
“This story is just beginning, it’s the tip of the iceberg.” —every reporter on Trump for 10 fucking years
Reposted by Chris Ward
Then Birdo did lay with Yoshi, and knew him.
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Then Birdo did lay with Yoshi, and knew him.
If you see a pink iPhone Pocket on my doorknob come back in 40 minutes
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If you see a pink iPhone Pocket on my doorknob come back in 40 minutes
Today is the day Donald Trump finally became president
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Today is the day Donald Trump finally became president
“I will fight no more forever.” — Chuck Schumer
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
“I will fight no more forever.” — Chuck Schumer
Love PLURIBUS? Get ready for a new episode of Low Winter Sun
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Love PLURIBUS? Get ready for a new episode of Low Winter Sun
PLURIBUS IS A DING DANG DELIGHT!!!
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
PLURIBUS IS A DING DANG DELIGHT!!!
I have Frankenstein Fever!
November 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I have Frankenstein Fever!
*Frankenstein turns chair around backwards*
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
November 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
*Frankenstein turns chair around backwards*
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down
NYC power grid blacks out from Feeld pings to new Mayor and First Lady
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
NYC power grid blacks out from Feeld pings to new Mayor and First Lady
I sound my barbaric YAWP over the rooftops of the world! But no worries if not!
November 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I sound my barbaric YAWP over the rooftops of the world! But no worries if not!