@chriswilks303.bsky.social
Forever thinking about getting a tattoo!
I've just booked a 1 week holiday for 4 (2 adults, 2 kids) to Lanzarote in the May school holidays all in, including car hire for £2400!
That's a fucking miracle!!
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That's a fucking miracle!!
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January 10, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I've just booked a 1 week holiday for 4 (2 adults, 2 kids) to Lanzarote in the May school holidays all in, including car hire for £2400!
That's a fucking miracle!!
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That's a fucking miracle!!
V chuffed
I might go to #Greenland on holiday before the yanks ruin it and I have to start tipping in the Islands only restaurant 😞
January 8, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I might go to #Greenland on holiday before the yanks ruin it and I have to start tipping in the Islands only restaurant 😞
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The Vic Reeves / EMF version of I'm a believer is superior to the Monkeeys version.
That is a hill I'll die on
#imabeliever
#EMF
open.spotify.com/track/6v4vrG...
That is a hill I'll die on
#imabeliever
#EMF
open.spotify.com/track/6v4vrG...
I'm a Believer
open.spotify.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:11 PM
The Vic Reeves / EMF version of I'm a believer is superior to the Monkeeys version.
That is a hill I'll die on
#imabeliever
#EMF
open.spotify.com/track/6v4vrG...
That is a hill I'll die on
#imabeliever
#EMF
open.spotify.com/track/6v4vrG...
To the guy in the hardware shop that laughed when I bought a sledge last week... Suck it!
January 5, 2026 at 9:32 AM
To the guy in the hardware shop that laughed when I bought a sledge last week... Suck it!
This year I've been:
Made redundant,
I was offered 3 jobs in 3 days, travelled to 9 countries, travelled business class for the first time, lost almost all of the wait I wanted to, spent more time in the gym and got stronger than I ever have.
Learnt to surf in Australia 🦘!
Made redundant,
I was offered 3 jobs in 3 days, travelled to 9 countries, travelled business class for the first time, lost almost all of the wait I wanted to, spent more time in the gym and got stronger than I ever have.
Learnt to surf in Australia 🦘!
December 29, 2025 at 10:34 AM
This year I've been:
Made redundant,
I was offered 3 jobs in 3 days, travelled to 9 countries, travelled business class for the first time, lost almost all of the wait I wanted to, spent more time in the gym and got stronger than I ever have.
Learnt to surf in Australia 🦘!
Made redundant,
I was offered 3 jobs in 3 days, travelled to 9 countries, travelled business class for the first time, lost almost all of the wait I wanted to, spent more time in the gym and got stronger than I ever have.
Learnt to surf in Australia 🦘!
If you can, try to get out in the cold. It's gorgeous out there today.
I love running in the UK on a frosty winter morning!
I love running in the UK on a frosty winter morning!
December 26, 2025 at 9:11 AM
If you can, try to get out in the cold. It's gorgeous out there today.
I love running in the UK on a frosty winter morning!
I love running in the UK on a frosty winter morning!
Anyone else looking forward to a strong coffee and a big poo tomorrow morning?
a cartoon of a man holding a laptop next to a monkey in a diaper saying pray for mojo
ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a laptop next to a monkey in a diaper saying pray for mojo
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Anyone else looking forward to a strong coffee and a big poo tomorrow morning?
If you've had a bad 2025, this should cheer you up... Jake Paul will be eating his Christmas dinner through a straw 🧃.
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
December 23, 2025 at 9:44 AM
If you've had a bad 2025, this should cheer you up... Jake Paul will be eating his Christmas dinner through a straw 🧃.
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
Hong Kong style french toast is now my ultimate naughty breakfast treat... Mmmmmm
December 20, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Hong Kong style french toast is now my ultimate naughty breakfast treat... Mmmmmm
You get the message but copilot can't spell #2026
December 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You get the message but copilot can't spell #2026
Could you imagine this ever happening now? Two characters from Disney and Warner Brothers in the same film...? Also Who Framed Roger Rabbit is amazing 🤩
#disney #warnerbros
#disney #warnerbros
December 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Could you imagine this ever happening now? Two characters from Disney and Warner Brothers in the same film...? Also Who Framed Roger Rabbit is amazing 🤩
#disney #warnerbros
#disney #warnerbros
I'm still a bit in shock over the #bondi shooting.
I walked through Archer park and stood watching the guys working out.
It's really shocking.
I had a gorgeous breakfast at Speedos cafe over looking the beach and park
I walked through Archer park and stood watching the guys working out.
It's really shocking.
I had a gorgeous breakfast at Speedos cafe over looking the beach and park
December 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I'm still a bit in shock over the #bondi shooting.
I walked through Archer park and stood watching the guys working out.
It's really shocking.
I had a gorgeous breakfast at Speedos cafe over looking the beach and park
I walked through Archer park and stood watching the guys working out.
It's really shocking.
I had a gorgeous breakfast at Speedos cafe over looking the beach and park
Holy shit! I was literally in Bondi a month ago. Can't think of what to say... Hope no more people die
December 14, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Holy shit! I was literally in Bondi a month ago. Can't think of what to say... Hope no more people die
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Gear up for your next mission 🐍
Follow & repost with #MSGDeltaSweepstakes for a chance to win a Metal Gear Solid Δ: Snake Eater custom controller!
Ages 18+. Ends December 15, 2025. Rules: xbx.lv/3KlIQgH
Follow & repost with #MSGDeltaSweepstakes for a chance to win a Metal Gear Solid Δ: Snake Eater custom controller!
Ages 18+. Ends December 15, 2025. Rules: xbx.lv/3KlIQgH
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Gear up for your next mission 🐍
Follow & repost with #MSGDeltaSweepstakes for a chance to win a Metal Gear Solid Δ: Snake Eater custom controller!
Ages 18+. Ends December 15, 2025. Rules: xbx.lv/3KlIQgH
Follow & repost with #MSGDeltaSweepstakes for a chance to win a Metal Gear Solid Δ: Snake Eater custom controller!
Ages 18+. Ends December 15, 2025. Rules: xbx.lv/3KlIQgH
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Shadow of the Colossus (2005)
mas é óbvio que ele iria se arriscar pra ir tirar um cochilo no melhor lugar
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Shadow of the Colossus (2005)
FIFA have sunk to a new low. This is pretty sickening to watch. #fifa #theworldcup
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
FIFA have sunk to a new low. This is pretty sickening to watch. #fifa #theworldcup
These are 'S' tier biscuits!
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
These are 'S' tier biscuits!
Working from home has some pretty amazing benefits... The best one being I'm about to complete my re-watch of Star Trek the Next generation! 😸!
I'm getting paid for this and it's amazing
I'm getting paid for this and it's amazing
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Working from home has some pretty amazing benefits... The best one being I'm about to complete my re-watch of Star Trek the Next generation! 😸!
I'm getting paid for this and it's amazing
I'm getting paid for this and it's amazing
I always thought it was a banger but it's only in its 30th anniversary year that I've truly realised how good Common people by Pulp truly is!!😎
#pulp
#pulp
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I always thought it was a banger but it's only in its 30th anniversary year that I've truly realised how good Common people by Pulp truly is!!😎
#pulp
#pulp
@ignukdeals.bsky.social where are you today?!!!
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 PM
@ignukdeals.bsky.social where are you today?!!!