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Ithari’eth is smaller than expected. Any Astrologist of the Faith would be from Ithilglad, from whence the ironwood masters hail. The grace is there…yet Isidro had always imagined the elves of Ithilglad as towering spires. How else could they have killed so many in the Aethereal War against Folmora?
February 9, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Ithari’eth is smaller than expected. Any Astrologist of the Faith would be from Ithilglad, from whence the ironwood masters hail. The grace is there…yet Isidro had always imagined the elves of Ithilglad as towering spires. How else could they have killed so many in the Aethereal War against Folmora?
The grand fortress palace of the Grandee of the Argent Hills was slowly becoming a home. The first few floors at least. As Grandmother’s Sign, Isidro had a floor all to himself. The castellans were likely trying to be creative with the space.
February 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
The grand fortress palace of the Grandee of the Argent Hills was slowly becoming a home. The first few floors at least. As Grandmother’s Sign, Isidro had a floor all to himself. The castellans were likely trying to be creative with the space.
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ALBION WIN AT OLD TRAFFORD AGAIN! 🙌
January 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
ALBION WIN AT OLD TRAFFORD AGAIN! 🙌
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Goals from Yankuba Minteh, Kaoru Mitoma and Georginio Rutter give Brighton their third consecutive Premier League win at Old Trafford.
The result moves Fabian Hurzeler's side to within four points of the top four, while Manchester United remain in 13th.
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The result moves Fabian Hurzeler's side to within four points of the top four, while Manchester United remain in 13th.
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January 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Goals from Yankuba Minteh, Kaoru Mitoma and Georginio Rutter give Brighton their third consecutive Premier League win at Old Trafford.
The result moves Fabian Hurzeler's side to within four points of the top four, while Manchester United remain in 13th.
🔗 nyti.ms/40lW9kX
The result moves Fabian Hurzeler's side to within four points of the top four, while Manchester United remain in 13th.
🔗 nyti.ms/40lW9kX
“Just like that?”
“Spirit, you know this has been a long time coming—“
“Long time coming? You’ve been planning to ship me off to dwarf lands before it was even part of the country?!”
“No, but—“
“Ah, then perhaps the Nona to die in Valderas, choking on orcish vines! Or the Bay of Ghosts to freeze my—
“Spirit, you know this has been a long time coming—“
“Long time coming? You’ve been planning to ship me off to dwarf lands before it was even part of the country?!”
“No, but—“
“Ah, then perhaps the Nona to die in Valderas, choking on orcish vines! Or the Bay of Ghosts to freeze my—
January 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
“Just like that?”
“Spirit, you know this has been a long time coming—“
“Long time coming? You’ve been planning to ship me off to dwarf lands before it was even part of the country?!”
“No, but—“
“Ah, then perhaps the Nona to die in Valderas, choking on orcish vines! Or the Bay of Ghosts to freeze my—
“Spirit, you know this has been a long time coming—“
“Long time coming? You’ve been planning to ship me off to dwarf lands before it was even part of the country?!”
“No, but—“
“Ah, then perhaps the Nona to die in Valderas, choking on orcish vines! Or the Bay of Ghosts to freeze my—
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]
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January 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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As the lines of the dwarves of Mizeldom broke before Her Majesty’s invisible art, Gor knew the day was lost. She stood ahead, regal and resplendent, concentrating. The spell before his eyes allowed him to glimpse the multi colored halo about her head, the only indication of the Royal Talent.
January 18, 2025 at 5:27 AM
As the lines of the dwarves of Mizeldom broke before Her Majesty’s invisible art, Gor knew the day was lost. She stood ahead, regal and resplendent, concentrating. The spell before his eyes allowed him to glimpse the multi colored halo about her head, the only indication of the Royal Talent.
Matt Colville, too good
Embers looked at Dazar and thought about the best way to answer the question.
"He saved my life," she said.
"He saved my life," she said.
December 20, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Matt Colville, too good
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"My sister died leaving my brother chieftain. I couldn't save her, I couldn't lead. Now I am an exile. How clever the dead are, to torment us from the grave."
"We need the Howling," John said. "If we get you your tribe back...?"
Khorva sighed and was silent for a while.
"I'd rather go fishing."
"We need the Howling," John said. "If we get you your tribe back...?"
Khorva sighed and was silent for a while.
"I'd rather go fishing."
December 11, 2024 at 7:30 AM
"My sister died leaving my brother chieftain. I couldn't save her, I couldn't lead. Now I am an exile. How clever the dead are, to torment us from the grave."
"We need the Howling," John said. "If we get you your tribe back...?"
Khorva sighed and was silent for a while.
"I'd rather go fishing."
"We need the Howling," John said. "If we get you your tribe back...?"
Khorva sighed and was silent for a while.
"I'd rather go fishing."
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"Vaantikalisax," Gwillyv whispered. She looked at John. "I saw him once. As a child, in Blackbottom. He seems dour now. Ill-concealed anger that never sleeps."
"He didn't used to be like that. When we were younger it was...duty, courage. Camaraderie." John watched his friend.
"Then Omund died."
"He didn't used to be like that. When we were younger it was...duty, courage. Camaraderie." John watched his friend.
"Then Omund died."
December 7, 2024 at 1:58 AM
"Vaantikalisax," Gwillyv whispered. She looked at John. "I saw him once. As a child, in Blackbottom. He seems dour now. Ill-concealed anger that never sleeps."
"He didn't used to be like that. When we were younger it was...duty, courage. Camaraderie." John watched his friend.
"Then Omund died."
"He didn't used to be like that. When we were younger it was...duty, courage. Camaraderie." John watched his friend.
"Then Omund died."
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"You left your people," Embers said.
"My people left me!" Dazar barked. "When they embraced Ajax!"
Embers just watched the dwarf.
"I thought leaving might inspire my people to..."
He looked at his mug.
"Eh, it matters not. I could not have stayed in any event. I lack the stomach for tyranny."
"My people left me!" Dazar barked. "When they embraced Ajax!"
Embers just watched the dwarf.
"I thought leaving might inspire my people to..."
He looked at his mug.
"Eh, it matters not. I could not have stayed in any event. I lack the stomach for tyranny."
December 4, 2024 at 6:10 PM
"You left your people," Embers said.
"My people left me!" Dazar barked. "When they embraced Ajax!"
Embers just watched the dwarf.
"I thought leaving might inspire my people to..."
He looked at his mug.
"Eh, it matters not. I could not have stayed in any event. I lack the stomach for tyranny."
"My people left me!" Dazar barked. "When they embraced Ajax!"
Embers just watched the dwarf.
"I thought leaving might inspire my people to..."
He looked at his mug.
"Eh, it matters not. I could not have stayed in any event. I lack the stomach for tyranny."
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