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chronologicque.bsky.social
Assigned Fag at Birth
@chronologicque.bsky.social
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Forever 31, whatever makes confused retirees at the grocery store call me "ma'amsir", crouching in a ditch shoving content into my wastrel gullet

allegedly sighted in the Detroit outskirts, but eyewitness accounts remain uncorroborated
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chronologicque.bsky.social
My mental health has been in a not great place lately, so I'm trying to stay in and take care of myself, as much as it pains me not to be in the crowd today for #NoKings. I'm taking the time to work on my signs for the next round instead.
A black foamcore protest board with blue and orange text that reads: Make Nazis Afraid Again
October 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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I actually made my own posters this time
Protest art of a brick painted in the colors of the trans flag enveloped by rainbow flames Protest poster in multicolored block print that reads, "Habeas corpus is not optional" Photo of the 6/14 No Kings rally in Ferndale, MI
June 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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The famous "I can excuse racism" meme from Community, but with the caption crudely edited to say "I can excuse runaway fascism, but I draw the line at can't get Switch 2"
April 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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trick question
A half-eaten, homemade sandwich showing four points with alphabetized labels indicating possible options for the next bite.
April 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Somehow it's only my second time hearing Stravinsky's Rite live
A wide angle shot of the Detroit Symphony's Orchestra Hall
January 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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I actually tried my hand at cloud eggs over the holidays and, uh, that shit is definitely more for an Instagram feed than for actual eating. Unless you're into savory meringues
A very no-frills simple white plate likely purchased at Walmart, fork laid on the rim, with three "cloud eggs" showing their distinctive browned peaks on the whipped whites.
January 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Boy did I have Feelings about this one
A screen cap of a comment left on the US Department of Labor's deliberation on removing 14(c) subminimum wages for disabled people from the Fair Labor Standards Act. The comment reads: As someone who places on the autism spectrum, I stand in support of ending the practice of subminimum wages via 14(c) certificates. Whatever rationale may have led to their original implementation, there is no other way to view them than as permission slips to exploit an already vulnerable population. There is no valid moral justification for the existence of 14(c).
January 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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this isn't very respect the balance of you Bryan
The Guardian skeeting their write-up on Bryan Johnson, a multimillionaire who apparently spends absurd sums of his wealth in denial of his own mortality. Headline reads: 'Are we the first generation that won't die?' Bryan Johnson on his controversial lifestyle.
January 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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A large field of grass looking delectably touchable.
December 30, 2024 at 2:56 AM
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Shocking new footage of the UHC assassination released
A kill screen involving a gun from the video game Among Us.
December 10, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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Shredding my fried tofu tonight was definitely the move. Got that GOOD crisp
A stainless steel bowl of seasoned tofu, hand-shredded and fried
December 5, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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@worldsbeyondnumber.bsky.social Y'all made me actually want to catch up on filing job tickets at work!
A Pocketcast year-end list with Worlds Beyond Number in second position
December 4, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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Our production people complained about the last microwave I got being too small, so I replaced it with a bigger one and they busted it in under a month. So that's fun
A countertop in front of a pristine new microwave bearing a sign enshrined in packing tape which reads: "Please do not put forks in me, I will catch fire and that makes me very sad, frowning emoticon."
November 23, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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November 17, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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I got the goods
A pair of unfathomably gorgeous legs with blue ankle socks on the feet, both with bootleg Pepsi logos written as "Peepi"
November 16, 2024 at 9:02 PM
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makes you think
A wide angle, ground level photo centering a discarded chicken wing in a parking lot on an overcast day
November 16, 2024 at 8:58 PM