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Chris
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NYC Parks has every tree registered on a map, you can look through it find all your favorite trees.

tree-map.nycgovparks.org
NYC Tree Map
Explore and learn about New York City’s trees. Discover their species and diameter, record your stewardship activities, and share favorite trees with friends.
tree-map.nycgovparks.org
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This the correct approach to driving.
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Now’s the time to collect people’s most whiny and dramatic “if Zohran wins, I’m …” takes. Set a reminder to check in and make sure they follow through.
October 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I think all tattoos deserve this level of public scrutiny. I don’t want to read it or hear about it, but this info should be archived and readily available.
October 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My kids will never learn any of the “discovering America” bullshit about Christopher Columbus and that’s fucking hilarious.
October 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Concerning oneself with trans people in college sports is even more humiliating than caring about college sports.

Some folks wallow in shame like pigs in shit.
October 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
If I see a cop with a broccoli cut I’m gonna kms
August 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Thank you to whoever took the package I left out, labeled “free mystery box”.
August 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Asking every masked ICE agent for their autograph, assuming he’s Dean Cain.
August 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I think Jake Tapper is the “shoot my dick off” guy
June 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
It seems like some people, after a lifetime of voting for the “lesser evil”, are baffled when theres a non-evil option.
June 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I recently discovered the phenomena of “science conspiracy” YouTubers and I am standing on a cliff listening to the siren call of the void.
May 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
If Cuomo continues down this path, he’s gonna end up a carnival geek eating rats in a subway tunnel like Giuliani
May 8, 2025 at 11:04 AM
They should bring back original recipe four loko for one day per year, like the purge.
May 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Reposted by Chris
ITS LEGAL NOW - DIG IN!
POLITICO: Cop-biting charges against NYC Council member DISMISSED… https://bit.ly/3FYLAhn
April 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This shit is exhausting.
April 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I’ve got high hopes for the Ides of March 2025
March 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
reply all
March 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Doing my own research!
March 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Bird Flu vs Covid-20
February 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Magic Bullet!
February 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
We’ve seen the losers. I think it’s time for the haters to make an appearance.
January 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
IOT: Internet of Text.
January 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Friday’s Brian Thomson lookalike contest at union square has been cancelled :(
December 5, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Happy Thanksgiving @betoorourke.bsky.social
November 28, 2024 at 2:58 PM