Sufferable big vegetable
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✨Kelso 🌿 29 🌿 she/they 🌿 chicken and cat dad 🌿
Immovable force meets unstoppable object: it’s very cute that a raccoon came up to my door tonight because raccoons are cute, and also it makes me so nervous for my chickens in the coop and pets nearby knowing how bold this raccoon was
April 2, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Immovable force meets unstoppable object: it’s very cute that a raccoon came up to my door tonight because raccoons are cute, and also it makes me so nervous for my chickens in the coop and pets nearby knowing how bold this raccoon was
This is probably TMI but there’s not many people in class so I decided to practice on my bikini line hairs and fuck, yall. That two hours felt like running a marathon
March 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This is probably TMI but there’s not many people in class so I decided to practice on my bikini line hairs and fuck, yall. That two hours felt like running a marathon
Nervous because I’m solo concerting tomorrow for my favorite band and last time I went solo I got really anxious (for likely unrelated reasons) but I’m like I Will Fucking Enjoy This Or Else
March 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Nervous because I’m solo concerting tomorrow for my favorite band and last time I went solo I got really anxious (for likely unrelated reasons) but I’m like I Will Fucking Enjoy This Or Else
I want to go home
March 22, 2025 at 8:12 AM
I want to go home
Auh….. my beepos
March 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Auh….. my beepos
Danny got in the car on our way to school and very judgementally was like “WHY are you listening to Hamilton” and then immediately started singing along with me
March 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Danny got in the car on our way to school and very judgementally was like “WHY are you listening to Hamilton” and then immediately started singing along with me
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Took this pic of cal and then immediately saw that my photos app was reminding me of this picture of julien. Two sides of the same coin
March 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Took this pic of cal and then immediately saw that my photos app was reminding me of this picture of julien. Two sides of the same coin
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Someone shot at the Tesla dealership next to my house (for the second time in two weeks) (no one was hurt) (only property damage) (😏)
March 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Someone shot at the Tesla dealership next to my house (for the second time in two weeks) (no one was hurt) (only property damage) (😏)
I have my first client in 15 minutes I’m going to frow up
March 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I have my first client in 15 minutes I’m going to frow up
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oh fuck new video limit means i can upload breaking bad type beat
March 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
oh fuck new video limit means i can upload breaking bad type beat
Hi everyone did you know that spiders groom themselves like little cats
March 11, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Hi everyone did you know that spiders groom themselves like little cats
I’ve started thinking of calliope as Remys little mail order child bride who he loves and cherishes
March 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I’ve started thinking of calliope as Remys little mail order child bride who he loves and cherishes
In a very funny turn of events I have garnered a Reputation at the blood donation clinic for being a problem child (not because I’m rude but because I keep almost passing out lol)
March 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
In a very funny turn of events I have garnered a Reputation at the blood donation clinic for being a problem child (not because I’m rude but because I keep almost passing out lol)
It is so fucked up how good vegan babybels are. They are food of the gods level unreal
March 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
It is so fucked up how good vegan babybels are. They are food of the gods level unreal
Are y’all fucking seeing this???
March 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Are y’all fucking seeing this???
I made an info sheet to put on insta to try and get clients as a student and these are my favorite parts of it
March 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I made an info sheet to put on insta to try and get clients as a student and these are my favorite parts of it
I am on day four of being the most pathetic animal in the world. I have spent 95% of this time in bed
March 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I am on day four of being the most pathetic animal in the world. I have spent 95% of this time in bed
Cal is so insistent that she has to come use the litter box in the bathroom whenever I am also using the bathroom. She’s like yessss toilet twins
March 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Cal is so insistent that she has to come use the litter box in the bathroom whenever I am also using the bathroom. She’s like yessss toilet twins
This isn’t Cals fault because she doesn’t know what being sick means and it Is the time of day we usually play toys but I am sick and she is being so hellbent persistent that we play toys and I’m like please. Stop
March 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
This isn’t Cals fault because she doesn’t know what being sick means and it Is the time of day we usually play toys but I am sick and she is being so hellbent persistent that we play toys and I’m like please. Stop
I’m sick but for the first time ever I don’t feel guilty about calling out of work tomorrow bc we have competent people and I no longer feel like success rides on me being there + I have sick pay, and school is so chill I had no guilt about calling out of class today. I just get to rest
February 27, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I’m sick but for the first time ever I don’t feel guilty about calling out of work tomorrow bc we have competent people and I no longer feel like success rides on me being there + I have sick pay, and school is so chill I had no guilt about calling out of class today. I just get to rest
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I’ve been using this mentality. It’s also easier to bring people to your side when you’re welcoming those trying their best and not demand perfection. Sometimes you can and should be strict with your choices (often it does take effort/discomfort), but if you can’t, any harm reduction still helps.
When it comes to boycotting, just a thought. It’s okay if you can’t quit a company cold turkey. In Master Gardeners, when we encourage people to switch to native plants, the goal is 70% native, not 100%. If you were shopping at a store 80% of the time and cut it back to 60%, that 20% still hurts.
February 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I’ve been using this mentality. It’s also easier to bring people to your side when you’re welcoming those trying their best and not demand perfection. Sometimes you can and should be strict with your choices (often it does take effort/discomfort), but if you can’t, any harm reduction still helps.
Murphy laid the first egg of the season! Everyone clap for Murphy
February 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Murphy laid the first egg of the season! Everyone clap for Murphy