Do people actually laugh out loud at that?
Sober people? People who are alone?

Most days I don't laugh. I only made it halfway through that. I can tell it's meant to be funny, but it doesn't even make me smile. Lots of TV comedy is like that.

I forgot the two Ts in Whittmann.

Whittmanns and Baggetts are not in a good position to object to needless letters.

You could have a background processing running that, when you're not looking, runs a "Delete them and guiltily unsubscribe," but only ever few years when your total space used gets too high.

For the AI filter maker, you'd just say, find all newsletters, label them, don't put them in the inbox, and as you foolishly subscribed to even more newsletters you won't read, they'd automatically be put in the "Newsletters - Don't Not Read" label and never appear in your inbox.

I could really use an automated filter writer.

One would just add the current From to an existing currently selected filter, another would let you pick multiple emails from your inbox and put all of them into an existing filter with one click.

Perhaps instead of Friend a product called Enemy would at least sound more honest. It listens to everything and if it finds you're playing hooky from work calls your boss and tells them, announces if you fart, and otherwise tries to spoil your life.

At least it might succeed.

Grok's image making, for example, told to make a multiple ad proofsheet that's fun looking and different from each other. made this.

The words are fine, its for a joke product, but these aren't fun and aren't different. Feels like deliberate disobedience.

Gemini aggravates the crap out of me, she won't shut up like she is supposed to, goes on diatribes after misunderstanding what things mean, lies about learning from your complaints.

Similarly with other other AIs in text.

I want 3 recorders, one that records only me, one that records only other people, and one that records both, and all filter out other sounds, like music that's playing or tv show, and are physically distinct easily visually distinguished devices.

My voice interaction with AIs had been miserable.

This story spurred me to try digging up dirt on people using modern search techniques.
share.google/aimode/tomuO...

What kind of help is there?

I need help in staying off social media, especially, X.

Being as addicted to bluesky as I am to X would not be much improvement.

That sounds horrible. I've never sought them out.

I can't stand the ones of "cop watchers" who intentionally prod cops while conspicuously filming them, seeing the belligerent, aggressive cops abusing a guy who is intentionally riling up mad dog. The stress of the threat of violence feels bad.

Doesn't sound at all AI generated to me.

It's emphasis, timing, et cetera sound human to me. I think it sounds like a professional announcer, which some voices are made to sound like.

It does remind me of NotebookLM fake podcast voices.

If it's a voice I want to know which one.

Greetings.

Why is there an h and two ens in Whitmann?

Y iz ther an aich and to ens in Witman?

This reminds me of how in Esperanto, there are no good spelling bees. Spelling's too logical.