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· Oct 1
Guess I’ll just go jerk off then
Why am I, a backend engineer, being added to a frontend PR for a platform I know nothing about with 39 changed files, several of which are new and too big to preview, the Monday before Christmas.
What crime have I committed to be punished like this
What crime have I committed to be punished like this
December 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Why am I, a backend engineer, being added to a frontend PR for a platform I know nothing about with 39 changed files, several of which are new and too big to preview, the Monday before Christmas.
What crime have I committed to be punished like this
What crime have I committed to be punished like this
Man I’d be a lot better at poasting if I didn’t keep second guessing myself before hitting send
December 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Man I’d be a lot better at poasting if I didn’t keep second guessing myself before hitting send
Why does she look like a genderswapped Neil Breen?
December 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Why does she look like a genderswapped Neil Breen?
Oh boy stuck waiting for people to answer questions at work time to bust out my other laptop and play WoW all day
December 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Oh boy stuck waiting for people to answer questions at work time to bust out my other laptop and play WoW all day
God I do not need any more stupid minis, especially for a game I’ll never play, but fuck me these marauders are sick
December 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
God I do not need any more stupid minis, especially for a game I’ll never play, but fuck me these marauders are sick
MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKING CAT OUTSIDE
December 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
MA THERES A WEIRD FUCKING CAT OUTSIDE
> asked for help with platform permissions at work at 1:00
> 2 hours later still no response
> 2 hours later still no response
December 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
> asked for help with platform permissions at work at 1:00
> 2 hours later still no response
> 2 hours later still no response
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OPERATOR , STOP THE WHEEL OF SAMSARA
December 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
OPERATOR , STOP THE WHEEL OF SAMSARA
AoC day 5 pt 2 is kicking my ass rn
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
AoC day 5 pt 2 is kicking my ass rn
Holy fuck I need to change my prod connection to read only before I accidentally do something stupid goddamn that was close
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Holy fuck I need to change my prod connection to read only before I accidentally do something stupid goddamn that was close
Was gonna talk shit about this post but the Brazilians have already done my work for me
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Was gonna talk shit about this post but the Brazilians have already done my work for me
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Self awareness is the worst because I wanna brag about how I’m currently killing it at work but everytime I start typing it sounds like a Krazam skit
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Self awareness is the worst because I wanna brag about how I’m currently killing it at work but everytime I start typing it sounds like a Krazam skit
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tl;dr a man got so many reports of toxic behaviour in Deadlock that the entire game went down. Truly aspirational behaviour
October 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
tl;dr a man got so many reports of toxic behaviour in Deadlock that the entire game went down. Truly aspirational behaviour
Will the corporate slopware please get the fuck out of my way so I can do the job you assholes pay me for I swear to god
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Will the corporate slopware please get the fuck out of my way so I can do the job you assholes pay me for I swear to god
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Reform the government into an actual democracy, we have the tech for it now. Representatives are obsolete.
Swap the budgets of the DoD and Education
Legalize entheogenic drugs
Tax churches and billionaires
Food, housing, and healthcare should be affordable on a minimum wage
Trans rights
Swap the budgets of the DoD and Education
Legalize entheogenic drugs
Tax churches and billionaires
Food, housing, and healthcare should be affordable on a minimum wage
Trans rights
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Reform the government into an actual democracy, we have the tech for it now. Representatives are obsolete.
Swap the budgets of the DoD and Education
Legalize entheogenic drugs
Tax churches and billionaires
Food, housing, and healthcare should be affordable on a minimum wage
Trans rights
Swap the budgets of the DoD and Education
Legalize entheogenic drugs
Tax churches and billionaires
Food, housing, and healthcare should be affordable on a minimum wage
Trans rights
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck new valve VR headset and it looks good oh man I forgot what it feels like to be excited about new tech
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck new valve VR headset and it looks good oh man I forgot what it feels like to be excited about new tech
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Just drove 12 hours straight to Chicago I want die
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Just drove 12 hours straight to Chicago I want die
Ok actual work has been accomplished, time to spend the next hour watching Jonathan Blow clips on my work computer
November 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Ok actual work has been accomplished, time to spend the next hour watching Jonathan Blow clips on my work computer