Cal
@chunkybeefburg.bsky.social
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woah momma they put me in the orb
woah momma they put me in the orb
Went to THREE different christmas events today and LIVED
December 25, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Went to THREE different christmas events today and LIVED
we bought the cats a new wand toy for christmas and Chaandani is OBSESSED with the worm-on-a-string lookin attachment, she's been carrying it around and playing with it for the past hour 😭❤️
December 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
we bought the cats a new wand toy for christmas and Chaandani is OBSESSED with the worm-on-a-string lookin attachment, she's been carrying it around and playing with it for the past hour 😭❤️
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the president of the united states has raped countless children, people were killed routinely to cover this up, and absolutely fuck all will be done about it by anyone in power
“He raped me.”
“Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.”
“She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.”
Now we’re starting to see why Trump was hiding the Epstein files, and it probably gets much worse.
“Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.”
“She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.”
Now we’re starting to see why Trump was hiding the Epstein files, and it probably gets much worse.
December 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
the president of the united states has raped countless children, people were killed routinely to cover this up, and absolutely fuck all will be done about it by anyone in power
Tumblr is great, someone I follow keeps posting photos of their kittens which continually get flagged for explicit content, yet every second ad is begging me to talk to naked and horny ai furries
December 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Tumblr is great, someone I follow keeps posting photos of their kittens which continually get flagged for explicit content, yet every second ad is begging me to talk to naked and horny ai furries
i forgot to bring my headphones to finish my xmas shopping I'm gonna kms
December 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
i forgot to bring my headphones to finish my xmas shopping I'm gonna kms
we saw zootopia 2 last night and when we got to the after credits scene and saw the [SPOILER] i unfortunately got so excited my first reaction was to blurt out "IT'S MY TURN!" 😭
December 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
we saw zootopia 2 last night and when we got to the after credits scene and saw the [SPOILER] i unfortunately got so excited my first reaction was to blurt out "IT'S MY TURN!" 😭
every time i start making a post about tadc i end up deleting bc it always just looks like this 😭
December 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
every time i start making a post about tadc i end up deleting bc it always just looks like this 😭
shame about firefox, i have literally over 100 tabs on my phone, pls dont make go through them all, I'm begging you
December 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
shame about firefox, i have literally over 100 tabs on my phone, pls dont make go through them all, I'm begging you
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Welp, time to drop Firefox. What a bummer....
Mozilla has a new CEO and he just announced that Firefox will evolve into a modern AI browser. This is a good example of how management doesn’t understand its own user base and why they go out of their way to install Firefox on Windows, Android, iOS and other devices blog.mozilla.org/en/mozilla/l...
December 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Welp, time to drop Firefox. What a bummer....
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kind of obsessed with this this morning, you can see the quick time event in her mind
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
kind of obsessed with this this morning, you can see the quick time event in her mind
they banned kids from social media is aus so now i have to verify my age to look at my damn dms on here murder murder maim why do i have to give a random company my id bc they took every kid friendly website down until there was only tiktok and insta left
December 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
they banned kids from social media is aus so now i have to verify my age to look at my damn dms on here murder murder maim why do i have to give a random company my id bc they took every kid friendly website down until there was only tiktok and insta left
it makes me wanna cryyy seeing the cats birdwatching. before we only really had one window with a big bush nearby, that was cut back so much barely any birds visited. now we have HUGE WINDOWS with a fruit tree front and centre FULL of birds every day, they LOVE IT, it just makes me so happy we moved
December 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
it makes me wanna cryyy seeing the cats birdwatching. before we only really had one window with a big bush nearby, that was cut back so much barely any birds visited. now we have HUGE WINDOWS with a fruit tree front and centre FULL of birds every day, they LOVE IT, it just makes me so happy we moved
thought I'd catch up on digital circus since i only watched the pilot forever ago and godddd if this show came out in 2022, i think i would've had a mild crisis over Gangle..... i can't believe how much we had in common before i got my shit together
December 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
thought I'd catch up on digital circus since i only watched the pilot forever ago and godddd if this show came out in 2022, i think i would've had a mild crisis over Gangle..... i can't believe how much we had in common before i got my shit together
i gotta stop thinking people at work dont like me... my team literally voted me MVP for this year like a few days ago...
Goob behaviour.....
Goob behaviour.....
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i gotta stop thinking people at work dont like me... my team literally voted me MVP for this year like a few days ago...
Goob behaviour.....
Goob behaviour.....
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
emails are sooooo cool, i love asking the same thing 3 times and the person I'm talking to expertly dodging it each reply like they're in the matrix
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
emails are sooooo cool, i love asking the same thing 3 times and the person I'm talking to expertly dodging it each reply like they're in the matrix
AUGHGHGH THEY LOVE EACH OTHER !!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
December 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
AUGHGHGH THEY LOVE EACH OTHER !!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I'm too stupid, got the the epilogue of Dracula where it said two of the guys were happily married since the stories events and for a moment too long I was thinking "oh?? unexpected!! i wouldn't of gussed those two, but that's pretty progressive for it's time" DUMBASS 😭
December 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I'm too stupid, got the the epilogue of Dracula where it said two of the guys were happily married since the stories events and for a moment too long I was thinking "oh?? unexpected!! i wouldn't of gussed those two, but that's pretty progressive for it's time" DUMBASS 😭
i was so excited about the figs starting to ripen on our tree. i got the first one!! had a go at dehydrating it in the oven and it worked ok!! i wanted to try making jam next and maybe some fig newton's :)
but
the birds
but
the birds
December 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
i was so excited about the figs starting to ripen on our tree. i got the first one!! had a go at dehydrating it in the oven and it worked ok!! i wanted to try making jam next and maybe some fig newton's :)
but
the birds
but
the birds
apparently one of my biggest celebrity crushes lives in my city bc it's his girlfriend's hometown??? HUH ????
December 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
apparently one of my biggest celebrity crushes lives in my city bc it's his girlfriend's hometown??? HUH ????
Christmas party last night... 3 and a half glasses of shiraz.... one of the few genuine hangovers of my life.... i only stayed out until like 11:30 😭 I love red wine so much i wish it wasn't so mean 2 me 💔
December 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Christmas party last night... 3 and a half glasses of shiraz.... one of the few genuine hangovers of my life.... i only stayed out until like 11:30 😭 I love red wine so much i wish it wasn't so mean 2 me 💔
i know Van Helsing is a cool ass name, but how did he become the most pop culturally relevent character in Dracula second only to the books NAMESAKE, THIS MAN BORING AS HELL IT TAKES HIM 5 MINUTES TO SAY 1 THING. EVEN HARKER IS MAD ABOUT IT AT ONE POINT.
December 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
i know Van Helsing is a cool ass name, but how did he become the most pop culturally relevent character in Dracula second only to the books NAMESAKE, THIS MAN BORING AS HELL IT TAKES HIM 5 MINUTES TO SAY 1 THING. EVEN HARKER IS MAD ABOUT IT AT ONE POINT.
I'm watching the new Frankenstein and i know everything about this story has been talked about to hell and back, but it's just too funny that Victor grew up hating his abusive father and like THE MOMENT he got the chance, he became one himself. was kind for like a maximum few hours hours, c'mon man
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I'm watching the new Frankenstein and i know everything about this story has been talked about to hell and back, but it's just too funny that Victor grew up hating his abusive father and like THE MOMENT he got the chance, he became one himself. was kind for like a maximum few hours hours, c'mon man
oh lawd.... the sleepiness.... it's overtaking her......
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 AM
oh lawd.... the sleepiness.... it's overtaking her......
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In both theatrically released Grinch movies, the holiday decor subtly suggests that on the dandelion speck where the story takes place, Christmas is not in celebration of Christ, but rather Whoville's own savior, Horton The Elephant.
December 18, 2024 at 1:23 PM
In both theatrically released Grinch movies, the holiday decor subtly suggests that on the dandelion speck where the story takes place, Christmas is not in celebration of Christ, but rather Whoville's own savior, Horton The Elephant.