Cinemalarky
@cinemalarky.bsky.social
Former Drafthouse Creative Manager and XXL Don Draper cosplayer. Master of my domain. Poor conversationalist. Wallflower. Wiseass. Lover of 🎥. He/Him.
One important point mostly lost in the tiny dick joke chaos of South Park’s glorious season premiere was the show’s portrayal of the media as gutless pussy cowards who are afraid to say anything remotely negative about Trump and his unhinged behavior.
July 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
One important point mostly lost in the tiny dick joke chaos of South Park’s glorious season premiere was the show’s portrayal of the media as gutless pussy cowards who are afraid to say anything remotely negative about Trump and his unhinged behavior.
This administration will only release the Epstein files if the pressure continues to be unrelenting and constant.
And EVEN THEN, they will need to be thoroughly scoured for any issues with the electronic data. If and when they do come to light, that doesn’t automatically mean they’re 100% legit.
And EVEN THEN, they will need to be thoroughly scoured for any issues with the electronic data. If and when they do come to light, that doesn’t automatically mean they’re 100% legit.
July 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This administration will only release the Epstein files if the pressure continues to be unrelenting and constant.
And EVEN THEN, they will need to be thoroughly scoured for any issues with the electronic data. If and when they do come to light, that doesn’t automatically mean they’re 100% legit.
And EVEN THEN, they will need to be thoroughly scoured for any issues with the electronic data. If and when they do come to light, that doesn’t automatically mean they’re 100% legit.
Remember when Obi-Wan told Luke that (paraphrasing) his father was a cunning warrior, a skilled pilot, a great leader, and a good man who lost his life heroically fighting the Empire?
Bix Caleen will be able to tell her kid those things about his/her father, and actually mean it.
#Andor
Bix Caleen will be able to tell her kid those things about his/her father, and actually mean it.
#Andor
May 15, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Remember when Obi-Wan told Luke that (paraphrasing) his father was a cunning warrior, a skilled pilot, a great leader, and a good man who lost his life heroically fighting the Empire?
Bix Caleen will be able to tell her kid those things about his/her father, and actually mean it.
#Andor
Bix Caleen will be able to tell her kid those things about his/her father, and actually mean it.
#Andor
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Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.
March 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.
That one will be announced on the front page in 200pt font with photos of people celebrating in the streets with balloons and party streamers. You know the one.
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
That one will be announced on the front page in 200pt font with photos of people celebrating in the streets with balloons and party streamers. You know the one.
Live look at Adrien Brody’s Oscar acceptance speech, which has now lasted for an astounding 15 hours and counting. Truly groundbreaking and brave.
March 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Live look at Adrien Brody’s Oscar acceptance speech, which has now lasted for an astounding 15 hours and counting. Truly groundbreaking and brave.
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This was posted as a full page paid advertisement in today’s New York Times
March 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
This was posted as a full page paid advertisement in today’s New York Times
Pretty disappointed with Jon Stewart inauguration wrap-up, but I’m accustomed to that now. His jokey limp-dickery has become on brand. Used to be able to feel his righteous anger but now he snickers & shrugs at Nazi salutes.
He’s a rich white dude tho, so he’ll be fine. And his show feels like it.
He’s a rich white dude tho, so he’ll be fine. And his show feels like it.
January 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Pretty disappointed with Jon Stewart inauguration wrap-up, but I’m accustomed to that now. His jokey limp-dickery has become on brand. Used to be able to feel his righteous anger but now he snickers & shrugs at Nazi salutes.
He’s a rich white dude tho, so he’ll be fine. And his show feels like it.
He’s a rich white dude tho, so he’ll be fine. And his show feels like it.
Elon proudly made a Nazi salute today in front of an international audience. And then he looked around to soak in the cheers, and did it again.
If you’re still on Twitter, you are in league with Nazis. You have ZERO excuses left and you have nowhere left to hide. So what’s it gonna be?
If you’re still on Twitter, you are in league with Nazis. You have ZERO excuses left and you have nowhere left to hide. So what’s it gonna be?
January 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Elon proudly made a Nazi salute today in front of an international audience. And then he looked around to soak in the cheers, and did it again.
If you’re still on Twitter, you are in league with Nazis. You have ZERO excuses left and you have nowhere left to hide. So what’s it gonna be?
If you’re still on Twitter, you are in league with Nazis. You have ZERO excuses left and you have nowhere left to hide. So what’s it gonna be?
TikTok is “back” and we’re supposed to believe that “President Trump” saved it? HE’S NOT EVEN THE PRESIDENT YET. Fuck outta here.
Y’all know this was the whole plan from the beginning, right? They couldn’t even wait until he was official. Dumbasses.
Y’all know this was the whole plan from the beginning, right? They couldn’t even wait until he was official. Dumbasses.
January 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
TikTok is “back” and we’re supposed to believe that “President Trump” saved it? HE’S NOT EVEN THE PRESIDENT YET. Fuck outta here.
Y’all know this was the whole plan from the beginning, right? They couldn’t even wait until he was official. Dumbasses.
Y’all know this was the whole plan from the beginning, right? They couldn’t even wait until he was official. Dumbasses.
“Life is very, very complicated, and so films should be allowed to be too."
RIP David. 💔
RIP David. 💔
January 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
“Life is very, very complicated, and so films should be allowed to be too."
RIP David. 💔
RIP David. 💔
Israel approved the same peace deal they rejected 8 months ago. Guess they didn’t mind their hostages twisting in the wind if it meant they could get some more hospital bombings in.
January 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Israel approved the same peace deal they rejected 8 months ago. Guess they didn’t mind their hostages twisting in the wind if it meant they could get some more hospital bombings in.
Maybe Amanda Palmer’s next TED talk could be how to con and manipulate vulnerable people into doing unpaid work for you, enslaving them, and then grooming them to be repeatedly raped and abused by your celebrity husband.
January 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Maybe Amanda Palmer’s next TED talk could be how to con and manipulate vulnerable people into doing unpaid work for you, enslaving them, and then grooming them to be repeatedly raped and abused by your celebrity husband.
Only Sean Payton would call a fake punt and then follow it up with a stupid swing pass for a 3 yard loss.
January 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Only Sean Payton would call a fake punt and then follow it up with a stupid swing pass for a 3 yard loss.
I really do want to spend more time on BlueSky but I am just screaming into the void here. I get MUCH more traction on ZuckThreads, which is shameful.
Lock me into yon mighty algorithm. I can mutter to myself without using a phone. There’s no point in me doing it here too.
Lock me into yon mighty algorithm. I can mutter to myself without using a phone. There’s no point in me doing it here too.
January 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I really do want to spend more time on BlueSky but I am just screaming into the void here. I get MUCH more traction on ZuckThreads, which is shameful.
Lock me into yon mighty algorithm. I can mutter to myself without using a phone. There’s no point in me doing it here too.
Lock me into yon mighty algorithm. I can mutter to myself without using a phone. There’s no point in me doing it here too.
You can add ‘choker’ to the long list of Penn State faults, next to rape apologists, trauma victim attackers, and fallen idol worshipers. I didn’t care who won the NCAA football national championship this year, as long as it wasn’t that garbage university. Fuck Penn State. Nice L, losers.
January 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
You can add ‘choker’ to the long list of Penn State faults, next to rape apologists, trauma victim attackers, and fallen idol worshipers. I didn’t care who won the NCAA football national championship this year, as long as it wasn’t that garbage university. Fuck Penn State. Nice L, losers.
It’s weird that the human race is just now coming to terms with the fact that you probably shouldn’t build your million dollar house in the literal woods because you’re above living in neighborhoods with other people or want to claim you’re “in touch with nature” or some shit.
Nature don’t play.
Nature don’t play.
January 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It’s weird that the human race is just now coming to terms with the fact that you probably shouldn’t build your million dollar house in the literal woods because you’re above living in neighborhoods with other people or want to claim you’re “in touch with nature” or some shit.
Nature don’t play.
Nature don’t play.
James Woods losing everything two days after his orange cult leader hero was certified as POTUS just might be a sign that the universe is still watching and occasionally steps in to ruin the people who deserve it.
It’s not much but I’ll take it.
It’s not much but I’ll take it.
January 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
James Woods losing everything two days after his orange cult leader hero was certified as POTUS just might be a sign that the universe is still watching and occasionally steps in to ruin the people who deserve it.
It’s not much but I’ll take it.
It’s not much but I’ll take it.
One day he’ll be dead. And even though that will put the baby-faced bitch boy in charge, the world will celebrate like we just beat the aliens in INDEPENDENCE DAY. I hope you and I are still around to enjoy it.
January 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
One day he’ll be dead. And even though that will put the baby-faced bitch boy in charge, the world will celebrate like we just beat the aliens in INDEPENDENCE DAY. I hope you and I are still around to enjoy it.
And nothing happened. Everyone who planned it got away with it. The man who let the mob loose got elected again. Unfathomable.
The bad guys win, the good guys are too chickenshit and comfortable that they let it happen. The Democratic Party is weak and the wolves are at the door.
The bad guys win, the good guys are too chickenshit and comfortable that they let it happen. The Democratic Party is weak and the wolves are at the door.
January 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
And nothing happened. Everyone who planned it got away with it. The man who let the mob loose got elected again. Unfathomable.
The bad guys win, the good guys are too chickenshit and comfortable that they let it happen. The Democratic Party is weak and the wolves are at the door.
The bad guys win, the good guys are too chickenshit and comfortable that they let it happen. The Democratic Party is weak and the wolves are at the door.
As a Bronco fan, I’m stoked they won today & unsurprised by the haters & their conspiracies.
The funniest theory is that KC threw the game so they wouldn’t have to play Cincy in the playoffs. If you think they were “afraid” to play the Bengals, you are announcing that you don’t understand football.
The funniest theory is that KC threw the game so they wouldn’t have to play Cincy in the playoffs. If you think they were “afraid” to play the Bengals, you are announcing that you don’t understand football.
January 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
As a Bronco fan, I’m stoked they won today & unsurprised by the haters & their conspiracies.
The funniest theory is that KC threw the game so they wouldn’t have to play Cincy in the playoffs. If you think they were “afraid” to play the Bengals, you are announcing that you don’t understand football.
The funniest theory is that KC threw the game so they wouldn’t have to play Cincy in the playoffs. If you think they were “afraid” to play the Bengals, you are announcing that you don’t understand football.
