I am sad to report I got a haircut and I no longer vaguely resemble Conway Twitty 😭😂
December 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I am sad to report I got a haircut and I no longer vaguely resemble Conway Twitty 😭😂
When I say God gave some people the gift of storytelling this is what I mean. Unfortunately God decided to also gave the good pastor some unfortunate experiences to use that gift on 😱😂
So bet...
December 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
When I say God gave some people the gift of storytelling this is what I mean. Unfortunately God decided to also gave the good pastor some unfortunate experiences to use that gift on 😱😂
Not to brag or anything but I got to pet *3* dogs in front of the coffee shop this morning.
December 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Not to brag or anything but I got to pet *3* dogs in front of the coffee shop this morning.
I am in this skeet and I don't like it 😂
moving piles of crap from one room to another (organizing)
December 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I am in this skeet and I don't like it 😂
"Mamba mentality" I whisper to myself as I guzzle some Motrin and Prilosec to pregame for a 6 PM dinner.
December 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
"Mamba mentality" I whisper to myself as I guzzle some Motrin and Prilosec to pregame for a 6 PM dinner.
Receipt by email or text? How about you go fuck yourself instead?
December 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Receipt by email or text? How about you go fuck yourself instead?
One of the things that always makes me giggle is when a baby is born with an old man hairline.
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
One of the things that always makes me giggle is when a baby is born with an old man hairline.
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no star wars, Marvel etc.
December 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no star wars, Marvel etc.
I rolled a joint while getting ready to go out to dinner Sunday. And by joint I mean my ankle.
I kid you not… i sneezed at 5:34 am threw out my back
And on enough muscle relaxers to satisfy Charlie sheen
These skeets are the only thing keeping my mind off the pain
And on enough muscle relaxers to satisfy Charlie sheen
These skeets are the only thing keeping my mind off the pain
This thread is the best thing I've seen on the skyline all week, if not the year.
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I rolled a joint while getting ready to go out to dinner Sunday. And by joint I mean my ankle.
Decided to retraumatize myself by rewatching The Land Before Time.
December 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Decided to retraumatize myself by rewatching The Land Before Time.
Windows 11 is so bad I downloaded a Linux iso for the first time since 2008
December 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Windows 11 is so bad I downloaded a Linux iso for the first time since 2008
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For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
I understand that technically and chronologically Geena Davis makes sense but I refuse to accept it.
Starring Angela Bassett, Geena Davis, and Catherine O'Hara.
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I understand that technically and chronologically Geena Davis makes sense but I refuse to accept it.
Also pumpkin pie is gross. Pumpkin belongs in savory foods not on pie. Pecan pie and banana cream pies are the 🐐
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Also pumpkin pie is gross. Pumpkin belongs in savory foods not on pie. Pecan pie and banana cream pies are the 🐐
I love how Apple TV just keeps dropping good shows with zero fanfare or publicity. Plubrius is absolutely incredible.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I love how Apple TV just keeps dropping good shows with zero fanfare or publicity. Plubrius is absolutely incredible.
Quick tip: when you get tired and stuck working on a manuscript the correct solution isn't to start working on a second completely unrelated manuscript.
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Quick tip: when you get tired and stuck working on a manuscript the correct solution isn't to start working on a second completely unrelated manuscript.
I wish the solution to me getting more organized was buying more fancy pens and notebooks. I'm going to keep trying though just in case.
November 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I wish the solution to me getting more organized was buying more fancy pens and notebooks. I'm going to keep trying though just in case.
Just got stuck on the elevator with someone listening to a video on their phone at full volume and 3X speed. Just diabolical work
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Just got stuck on the elevator with someone listening to a video on their phone at full volume and 3X speed. Just diabolical work
Also I did one search on YouTube about Copilot to see if I was missing something and now my entire recommended page is Microsoft slop videos
My favorite part about Microsoft Copilot is how it doesn't work.
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Also I did one search on YouTube about Copilot to see if I was missing something and now my entire recommended page is Microsoft slop videos
My favorite part about Microsoft Copilot is how it doesn't work.
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
My favorite part about Microsoft Copilot is how it doesn't work.
Went to get socks but somebody got to them first
November 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Went to get socks but somebody got to them first
The residents had a Twilight theme for Halloween 😂
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The residents had a Twilight theme for Halloween 😂
I love the fact that there are so many videos on YouTube about "how to tell if your cal likes you" meanwhile there aren't any about dogs because nobody has to guess.
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I love the fact that there are so many videos on YouTube about "how to tell if your cal likes you" meanwhile there aren't any about dogs because nobody has to guess.
They changed the notification icon for Outlook on my phone. Day is ruined.
October 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
They changed the notification icon for Outlook on my phone. Day is ruined.