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Nothing will be better than tumblr pre-December 17th, 2018
pfp by @Santanaelchan
Nothing will be better than tumblr pre-December 17th, 2018
pfp by @Santanaelchan
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anthropomorphic shrine maiden
January 26, 2026 at 2:58 PM
anthropomorphic shrine maiden
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I fuckin love this satirical one
September 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I fuckin love this satirical one
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January 13, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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stuff like this, etc
January 25, 2026 at 2:32 AM
stuff like this, etc
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"I am a children's entertainer who specializes in face painting," writes a woman now in hiding from the federal government for witnessing a state-sanctioned street execution
You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
January 25, 2026 at 2:03 AM
"I am a children's entertainer who specializes in face painting," writes a woman now in hiding from the federal government for witnessing a state-sanctioned street execution
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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before and after being called pretty
January 22, 2026 at 4:40 PM
before and after being called pretty
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Maybe if I’m a sniveling coward when it matters most people will trust me to lead
February 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Maybe if I’m a sniveling coward when it matters most people will trust me to lead
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Republicans: everyone must be able to carry any gun at all times,
up to and including high powered rifles, to protect themselves against tyranny
also Republicans, without batting an eye: carrying a gun is unquestionable justification for federal agents to shoot you dead in the street
up to and including high powered rifles, to protect themselves against tyranny
also Republicans, without batting an eye: carrying a gun is unquestionable justification for federal agents to shoot you dead in the street
January 24, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Republicans: everyone must be able to carry any gun at all times,
up to and including high powered rifles, to protect themselves against tyranny
also Republicans, without batting an eye: carrying a gun is unquestionable justification for federal agents to shoot you dead in the street
up to and including high powered rifles, to protect themselves against tyranny
also Republicans, without batting an eye: carrying a gun is unquestionable justification for federal agents to shoot you dead in the street
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Have a very fopish fops with a limited pallete this time.
And of course happy fox girl friday!
And of course happy fox girl friday!
January 24, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Have a very fopish fops with a limited pallete this time.
And of course happy fox girl friday!
And of course happy fox girl friday!
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January 22, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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This period tracking app is fucking useless
January 22, 2026 at 4:35 PM
This period tracking app is fucking useless
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guy who constantly seeks online conflict for entertainment: every website fucking sucks now man
January 22, 2026 at 12:57 AM
guy who constantly seeks online conflict for entertainment: every website fucking sucks now man
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earthside assistance
January 22, 2026 at 1:34 AM
earthside assistance
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completely unironically, this is how we'll know
Everyone in his inner circle would be insider trading trading on his death on Kalshi before turning the plane around
January 21, 2026 at 4:11 AM
completely unironically, this is how we'll know
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