Chris Hilling
@cityonahilling.bsky.social
Follower of Jesus. Watcher of sports. Facepalmer at modern US politics.
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Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays. Jesus loves you.
But no more social media for the next day or two. We can't see Stranger Things right away and we don't want spoilers.
But no more social media for the next day or two. We can't see Stranger Things right away and we don't want spoilers.
December 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays. Jesus loves you.
But no more social media for the next day or two. We can't see Stranger Things right away and we don't want spoilers.
But no more social media for the next day or two. We can't see Stranger Things right away and we don't want spoilers.
All I want for Christmas is for the Jags to beat the Broncos today.
December 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
All I want for Christmas is for the Jags to beat the Broncos today.
Since we're hosting a White Elephant party tonight, reply with the story of the most unhinged White Elephant gift you've received (or given).
December 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Since we're hosting a White Elephant party tonight, reply with the story of the most unhinged White Elephant gift you've received (or given).
Can't believe it's already College Football Playoff time again! Bama-Oklahoma should be a great start. I'm rooting for Tulane to go far (since that would bode well for Jon Sumrall at Florida).
December 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Can't believe it's already College Football Playoff time again! Bama-Oklahoma should be a great start. I'm rooting for Tulane to go far (since that would bode well for Jon Sumrall at Florida).
A preschool Christmas play: Where angels cry, shepherds beat each other up, and two of the three wise men have to go potty before they follow the star.
December 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
A preschool Christmas play: Where angels cry, shepherds beat each other up, and two of the three wise men have to go potty before they follow the star.
If the world was as angry about injustice as this lady in Dollar Tree is about losing her job's Christmas tree decorating contest, the world would be a better place.
December 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If the world was as angry about injustice as this lady in Dollar Tree is about losing her job's Christmas tree decorating contest, the world would be a better place.
Jaguars fans are the Schrodinger's cat of the NFL: We both don't exist AND we're loud and obnoxious enough to make national media hate us.
December 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Jaguars fans are the Schrodinger's cat of the NFL: We both don't exist AND we're loud and obnoxious enough to make national media hate us.
Anyone else going to the Green Pine Grove Town Square Christmas Eve Festival of Lights Christmas Tree Decorating Contest Finalist Gala?
December 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Anyone else going to the Green Pine Grove Town Square Christmas Eve Festival of Lights Christmas Tree Decorating Contest Finalist Gala?
The weather for my first Jags game in two years:
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The weather for my first Jags game in two years:
Watching for the first time.
December 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Watching for the first time.
Even with nosebleed seats, I can't wait to be back at the Bank on Sunday.
The weather will be awful, but hopefully the game will be great. Let's seize the division Jags!
The weather will be awful, but hopefully the game will be great. Let's seize the division Jags!
December 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Even with nosebleed seats, I can't wait to be back at the Bank on Sunday.
The weather will be awful, but hopefully the game will be great. Let's seize the division Jags!
The weather will be awful, but hopefully the game will be great. Let's seize the division Jags!
December 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I'm trying to put together a playlist for Thanksgiving and I just learned that James Brown has MULTIPLE songs about mashed potatoes.
I don't know what to do with that information.
I don't know what to do with that information.
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I'm trying to put together a playlist for Thanksgiving and I just learned that James Brown has MULTIPLE songs about mashed potatoes.
I don't know what to do with that information.
I don't know what to do with that information.
"Jesus never rebukes, criticizes, or corrects Thomas for his doubt. There are no dumb questions with Jesus."- Herb Reavis on John 14:4-7
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
"Jesus never rebukes, criticizes, or corrects Thomas for his doubt. There are no dumb questions with Jesus."- Herb Reavis on John 14:4-7
Trevor Lawrence is the orange cat of QBs. He has a great personality and is capable of good things, but sometimes his one brain cell leads him to chaos and dumb decisions.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Trevor Lawrence is the orange cat of QBs. He has a great personality and is capable of good things, but sometimes his one brain cell leads him to chaos and dumb decisions.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you all the titles you want.
Good job Dodgers. You have a dynasty. But don't think for a second that you actually earned any bit of your success.
Good job Dodgers. You have a dynasty. But don't think for a second that you actually earned any bit of your success.
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you all the titles you want.
Good job Dodgers. You have a dynasty. But don't think for a second that you actually earned any bit of your success.
Good job Dodgers. You have a dynasty. But don't think for a second that you actually earned any bit of your success.
I'm about to eat 95 Reese's or whatever Martin Luther said.
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I'm about to eat 95 Reese's or whatever Martin Luther said.
Arby's is serving people squirrel ankles and calling them steak nuggets.
November 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Arby's is serving people squirrel ankles and calling them steak nuggets.
I just witnessed a child nearly murder his brother to get Milk Duds.
If you're gonna throw down over candy, at least make it something worth fighting for like Reese's Pumpkins.
If you're gonna throw down over candy, at least make it something worth fighting for like Reese's Pumpkins.
October 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I just witnessed a child nearly murder his brother to get Milk Duds.
If you're gonna throw down over candy, at least make it something worth fighting for like Reese's Pumpkins.
If you're gonna throw down over candy, at least make it something worth fighting for like Reese's Pumpkins.
Aaron Rodgers, much to his and RFK Jr's disapproval, has taken a lot of shots tonight.
October 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Aaron Rodgers, much to his and RFK Jr's disapproval, has taken a lot of shots tonight.
The Vikings might need to call Kirk Cousins, Kirk Franklin, or Captain Kirk to play quarterback. Carson Wentz ain't it.
October 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The Vikings might need to call Kirk Cousins, Kirk Franklin, or Captain Kirk to play quarterback. Carson Wentz ain't it.
Reposted by Chris Hilling
50s: the Nazis were evil
60s: the Nazis were buffoons
70s: the Nazis had provocative symbolism
80s: the Nazis were a warmup for the Commies
90s: anyone you dislike is a Nazi
00s: the Nazis are a good subject for "ironic" jokes
10s: the Nazis are a good subject for less-ironic jokes
20s: uh-oh
60s: the Nazis were buffoons
70s: the Nazis had provocative symbolism
80s: the Nazis were a warmup for the Commies
90s: anyone you dislike is a Nazi
00s: the Nazis are a good subject for "ironic" jokes
10s: the Nazis are a good subject for less-ironic jokes
20s: uh-oh
October 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
50s: the Nazis were evil
60s: the Nazis were buffoons
70s: the Nazis had provocative symbolism
80s: the Nazis were a warmup for the Commies
90s: anyone you dislike is a Nazi
00s: the Nazis are a good subject for "ironic" jokes
10s: the Nazis are a good subject for less-ironic jokes
20s: uh-oh
60s: the Nazis were buffoons
70s: the Nazis had provocative symbolism
80s: the Nazis were a warmup for the Commies
90s: anyone you dislike is a Nazi
00s: the Nazis are a good subject for "ironic" jokes
10s: the Nazis are a good subject for less-ironic jokes
20s: uh-oh
The Orlando Magic season tips off tonight! If Paolo and Franz take the next step and Desmond Bane helps the three point shooting, we can make noise in a weakened East.
Beat the Heat and play the song, Orlando!
Beat the Heat and play the song, Orlando!
October 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The Orlando Magic season tips off tonight! If Paolo and Franz take the next step and Desmond Bane helps the three point shooting, we can make noise in a weakened East.
Beat the Heat and play the song, Orlando!
Beat the Heat and play the song, Orlando!
As much of a wet dog turd as this game has been, the Jags have a winning record headed into the bye week with the tough part of their schedule in the rearview.
I'm gonna take solace in that and enjoy the rest of my Sunday.
Learn from today and fix stuff in the bye.
I'm gonna take solace in that and enjoy the rest of my Sunday.
Learn from today and fix stuff in the bye.
October 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
As much of a wet dog turd as this game has been, the Jags have a winning record headed into the bye week with the tough part of their schedule in the rearview.
I'm gonna take solace in that and enjoy the rest of my Sunday.
Learn from today and fix stuff in the bye.
I'm gonna take solace in that and enjoy the rest of my Sunday.
Learn from today and fix stuff in the bye.
Carson Beck scanning the field:
a hammerhead shark swimming in the ocean with a national geographic logo behind it
ALT: a hammerhead shark swimming in the ocean with a national geographic logo behind it
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Carson Beck scanning the field: