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Lawyer. Did you go to school for words or something? Yes. Yes, I did.
That is some creatively poor pedagogy
December 2, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Might not be in personam but I’d at minimum send the managing partner and GC or their moral equivalents 😬
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
“Vegetable shaped” just like “friend shaped” - quick question how good are babies at analogies
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Thank you!
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I totally relate to this.
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Thank you, I will! It’s more complicated and interesting (for certain values of “interesting”) than I could stuff into one post (and not give away too many identifying clues).
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
We need a sketch artist at minimum though
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Marking my calendar for two weeks from today and wondering how we can get video of the hearing
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The teeth marks sound pretty metal 🤘
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
We were informed that the German automakers favor a delicious soy housing for cables, so. What is the crime? Eating a meal? A succulent, automotive meal?
November 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Unidentified forest rodents ate our car in California. $32,000 to repair. Somehow insurance covered it (we do not have specific unidentified-forest-rodent coverage).
November 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Time to rewatch The Princess Bride!
November 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
My hair isn’t even unruly, if anything it’s too ruly, generally, but I do want to hold it away from my dumb wet face. I will look for the thing you describe.
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Ugh please strike “a,” it is simply plural headbands wtf
November 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
She gets it
November 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Greece (Athens: democracy; Sparta: aesthetics)
Rome (roads; bloated empire = fall)
Middle Ages (plague)
English monarchs to memorize for some reason
WWI (Archduke Ferdinand)
WWII (apparently we learned nothing)
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Better than a week ago, but scared that I won’t remember how to do my dumb job, and scared of some new health stuff that’s come up. Thank you for asking ❤️
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM