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Lawyer. Did you go to school for words or something? Yes. Yes, I did.
Need recs for a generalist lawyer in Southern Illinois for a family friend. Father with dementia co-owns the family biz & is causing liability issues, as they’re trying to use a brokerage firm to find a buyer for the business. Small town, sounds like corp docs might be a mess. Any takers?
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Today in “I am terrible at time zones and also geography,” TIL Santiago, Chile, is east of NY.
December 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I got a velour headbands to use while washing my face and their elastic is too tight, they want to pop off my skull like a medieval trebuchet situation

I am not storming a castle I just want to wash my face
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I know this is a dog whistle but I can’t help doing a mental checklist of what I learned in Western Civ to consider the proposition.
Sen. Eric Schmitt: "This mass migration we've seen needs to be met with mass deportations. 20 million people came here illegally. There's flaws in our legal immigration system. I think this is a real civilizational issue for us here in the West."
November 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Maybe pause before using “girl” as a pejorative modifier.

Why might women believe they don’t deserve as much - well. Do we think a lifetime of slights has no effect?

I am so tired. And yeah, I wish I’d not been born female. Imagine the freedom! Fuck. Better not; picturing it makes me too sad.
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
O Holy Toy
Banana brightly shining
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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I just became aware of this incredibly relatable drawing by John Singer Sargent.
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Desk toys are just enclosure-enrichments for us office animals, have we discussed this
November 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Starting work again on Monday and despite clearing out underbrush periodically over the last few cancer months I have over 2000 unread emails. Do I simply mark them all “read” and not look back?
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Who had Pope rave on their bingo card
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Nervous tree sketches waiting at the doctor.
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"aside from Lindsey’s difficulties running Elmo, the AV system"
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Who needs cameras in the courtroom when you’ve got THIS
November 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.

remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
(scrolling reddit judgmentally) If you bought a shirt you already had because you forgot it was in your closet I am not sure that an app is the answer
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Need a reboot of Miami Vice (special ep in NYC) just for these facts!

*Former heavyweight boxer from Montenegro
*charged with conspiracy to smuggle ✨18 metric tons✨ of cocaine
*by hoisting it from speedboat to cargo ships!
*and the attempted jury-bribery meeting took place in Staten Island💫
A federal jury about to hear the drug-trafficking case against a former heavyweight boxer has been abruptly dismissed after three men were charged with trying to bribe a juror with up to $100,000 to return a not guilty verdict.
Alleged Plot to Bribe a Juror with $100,000 Upends Former Heavyweight Boxer’s NYC Drug Trial
A federal jury about to hear the drug-trafficking case against a former heavyweight boxer has been abruptly dismissed after three men were charged with trying to bribe a juror with
www.wktv.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Lately I’ve been dipping a toe in r/laundry and there’s so much I don’t know - and possibly even more that does not matter at all.
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Airplane doodle.
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The tension of wanting to be a person who does stuff and yet not ever wanting to do stuff
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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John Wick 1-4
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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On this eve of fifty Novembers
the winds still howl
the bell still tolls.

My breath turns heavy
as we drift into the long cold night.
The Fitzgerald stirs beneath.

I harbor their echoes
and cradle her steel.

My waves bear the sorrow
of all I have taken.
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Wake up babe new Establishment Clause misconception just dropped:

“There is no more prayer in front of building or inside the building because this is the state and it’s not [of a] religious background.”
November 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Sketchbook page from today
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Ready to dispense weekend quests
November 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Who is distributing protest-hoagies to DC denizens tomorrow
November 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM