cjdcat
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Lawyer. Did you go to school for words or something? Yes. Yes, I did.
“Don’t ignore the overwhelming weight of persuasive authority as if it won’t be found. And don’t send a sacrificial lamb to stand before this Court with a fistful of cases that don’t apply and no cogent argument for why they should.”
Judge Roy Dalton in Florida is threatening to sanction U.S. Attorney Gregory Kehoe for a "woeful, wholesale failure to point to scores of contrary persuasive cases" holding Trump's policy of denying bond hearings to detained migrants is unlawful. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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January 27, 2026 at 6:50 PM
“Don’t ignore the overwhelming weight of persuasive authority as if it won’t be found. And don’t send a sacrificial lamb to stand before this Court with a fistful of cases that don’t apply and no cogent argument for why they should.”
Anesthesiologist Miao did a good job. I fell asleep and woke up on schedule.
I failed to ask if he has cats. I assume so.
I failed to ask if he has cats. I assume so.
Mom asking “do you have a good anesthesiologist” for surgery tomorrow like … yeah I did four rounds of zoom interviews and then accompanied the top picks on procedures to choose one.
January 27, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Anesthesiologist Miao did a good job. I fell asleep and woke up on schedule.
I failed to ask if he has cats. I assume so.
I failed to ask if he has cats. I assume so.
These cats fight fascists.
January 26, 2026 at 4:14 AM
These cats fight fascists.
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January 25, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Mom asking “do you have a good anesthesiologist” for surgery tomorrow like … yeah I did four rounds of zoom interviews and then accompanied the top picks on procedures to choose one.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Mom asking “do you have a good anesthesiologist” for surgery tomorrow like … yeah I did four rounds of zoom interviews and then accompanied the top picks on procedures to choose one.
The first episode of Starfleet Academy concluding to Rufus Wainwright singing If You’re Going to San Francisco is truly liberal paradise stuff (complimentary)
January 22, 2026 at 5:09 AM
The first episode of Starfleet Academy concluding to Rufus Wainwright singing If You’re Going to San Francisco is truly liberal paradise stuff (complimentary)
screaming DO I DARE TO EAT A PEACH at tomorrow’s department workshop on working intergenerationally
January 21, 2026 at 4:48 AM
screaming DO I DARE TO EAT A PEACH at tomorrow’s department workshop on working intergenerationally
Sketchbook page today.
January 20, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Sketchbook page today.
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This is literally what I've been writing and podcasting about for years. I was planning to do an essay on this, but here's a 🧵.
The main reason is psychology. Due to personal, family, and cultural histories, some people are inherently scared of the world.
The main reason is psychology. Due to personal, family, and cultural histories, some people are inherently scared of the world.
Fight and help win a world war.
Establish a global order that cements your national power for 80 years.
Blow it all up.
What am I missing?
Establish a global order that cements your national power for 80 years.
Blow it all up.
What am I missing?
January 18, 2026 at 5:43 PM
This is literally what I've been writing and podcasting about for years. I was planning to do an essay on this, but here's a 🧵.
The main reason is psychology. Due to personal, family, and cultural histories, some people are inherently scared of the world.
The main reason is psychology. Due to personal, family, and cultural histories, some people are inherently scared of the world.
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This scans to “We Didn’t Start the Fire,” btw.
FROZEN PICKLE YELLS AT ICE
I don’t think this is the own that Fox thinks it is. Quite the insurrection.
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January 17, 2026 at 6:06 AM
This scans to “We Didn’t Start the Fire,” btw.
We ordered dessert including these moon pies and i swear they’d only been delivered for like 10 minutes and WILD ANIMALS chewed through the box and took three moon pies
January 17, 2026 at 5:07 AM
We ordered dessert including these moon pies and i swear they’d only been delivered for like 10 minutes and WILD ANIMALS chewed through the box and took three moon pies
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My cat: [wanders into the kitchen near the time he usually gets fed]
Me: And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
My cat: please stop
Me: Slouches towards the kitchen to be fed?
My cat: I swear to god I just want food. Please.
Me: And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
My cat: please stop
Me: Slouches towards the kitchen to be fed?
My cat: I swear to god I just want food. Please.
January 16, 2026 at 1:00 AM
My cat: [wanders into the kitchen near the time he usually gets fed]
Me: And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
My cat: please stop
Me: Slouches towards the kitchen to be fed?
My cat: I swear to god I just want food. Please.
Me: And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
My cat: please stop
Me: Slouches towards the kitchen to be fed?
My cat: I swear to god I just want food. Please.
Thinking about the meeting in which this compromise was pitched: "We can't send troops but we can send... troop."
BREAKING: The UK is sending a single military officer to Greenland at the request of Denmark to participate in a multi-nation exercise
January 14, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Thinking about the meeting in which this compromise was pitched: "We can't send troops but we can send... troop."
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Sketchbook page today.
January 12, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Sketchbook page today.
Ah yes a spa day, sure
January 11, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Ah yes a spa day, sure
relaxing on my day off
January 10, 2026 at 9:39 PM
relaxing on my day off
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Hate it when I'm just trying to read a bunch of words all nicely arranged in a row and then suddenly the author tries to include subtext like a pill hidden in a piece of cheese. Knock it off. If I wanted to experience wisdom I'd buy a poster of a sunset.
January 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Hate it when I'm just trying to read a bunch of words all nicely arranged in a row and then suddenly the author tries to include subtext like a pill hidden in a piece of cheese. Knock it off. If I wanted to experience wisdom I'd buy a poster of a sunset.
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
Nacho, placing his hefty paw on the ribbon between us: Look I know this may be hard to hear but the ribbon belongs to all of us
January 7, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Nacho, placing his hefty paw on the ribbon between us: Look I know this may be hard to hear but the ribbon belongs to all of us
Today was fun because it was another no-nonsense talk with an oncologist taking it as given that my cancer treatment causes cancer so I should just go ahead and remove more body parts, prophylactically
January 7, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Today was fun because it was another no-nonsense talk with an oncologist taking it as given that my cancer treatment causes cancer so I should just go ahead and remove more body parts, prophylactically
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Rest in peace, reina bsky.app/profile/elpa...
🔴 ÚLTIMA HORA | Muere Cecilia Giménez, la anciana que hizo famoso el Ecce Hommo de Borja social.elpais.com/iav…
Muere Cecilia Giménez, la anciana que hizo famoso el Ecce Hommo de Borja
La mujer ha fallecido en la residencia donde vivía, según ha confirmado el alcalde de la localidad, Eduardo Arilla, a la SER
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December 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Rest in peace, reina bsky.app/profile/elpa...