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Gloomy Lawyer
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Last year I reimagined the work of 30+ artists to feature Moe Syzslak. Recreating famous painting was a fun challenge! I’m gonna share some of my favourites the rest of this month.

Here’s Claude Moe-net.
Not even at full strength!
The only royalty I recognize
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Yikes — WP reports Rubio turned over gang informants to El Salvador to get that deal to let Trump send immigrants to their hard labor prison without due process.

A lawless regime.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
I want to go to this shop more than anything
Male colleague:

'They're just slippers, what are you ladies so excited about?'

Us:

'But they're slippers in PINK VELVET, for sale in a beautiful shop in VENICE.'
Uh
BARTIROMO: Do you believe Hamas really will disarm?

TRUMP: Well, they promised they would. They said they would. If we have to, we'll disarm them.

BARTIROMO: The US?

TRUMP: Well, whether it's me or the US
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#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
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i am pained to say my most millennial trait might be ending every sentence with an ironic "lol" so people know that even tho i might have typed something important to me, i'm not like SO serious about it. cuz u know. lol. it's like a little detachment. as a treat lol
Restorative and nidra tonight. The perfect way to end a week and a very bad day.
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Administration seeks emergency review of 7th Cir holding affirming relief district court entered on ground that there is no rebellion within the meaning of 10 U.S.C. §12406. Potentially hugely important case b/c Admin. is seeking complete deference -- i.e simple approval of whatever Trump says.
Based on the argument I just had, it's not just you.
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Antivaxxers hate you and they hate children. Otherwise they wouldn’t be giving people harmful diseases and letting children die from completely preventable causes. It’s a pathologically antisocial selfishness.
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The Hispanic Lawyers Association of Illinois has put out an Immigration Attorney Referral List drive.google.com/file/d/19ypE...
HLAI Immigration Attorney Referrals.pdf
drive.google.com
Y'all wanna see a dead body
“It was a mistake to put so many migrants in New York City.” - Cuomo
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#otd in 1859 was the Raid on Harpers Ferry, and I'd like to take a moment to remind everyone to never sit at a table that Jesus woild have flipped, and never argue with someone who John Brown would have shot.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Br...
John Brown's raid on Harpers Ferry - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
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Sydney Reid acquitted.

This was a case where someone filming was assaulted, and then arrested and charged with felony assault.

The grand jury no billed that, so they took her to trial on a misdemeanor charge. There were a bunch of discovery problems.

And now this.

Kudos to the FPDS!
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People experiencing miscarriages in states with abortion bans told us they wished they had known what to expect and how to advocate for themselves.

We created this guide for anyone who finds themselves in the same position 👇

(Published Dec. 2024)
If You’re Pregnant, Here’s What You Should Know About the Medical Procedures That Could Save Your Life
Women experiencing pregnancy loss in states with abortion bans told us they wished they had known what to expect and how to advocate for themselves. We created this guide for anyone who finds themselv...
www.propublica.org
Y'all need to knock that off, I don't know who I'm supposed to send these letters to lol