C.J.Night
@cjnight.bsky.social
Just wierd writer. Not Gigi Hadid, but GG Allin. A visionary, a dawg from da hood, a person who believes Cats are immortal. Author of Useless Immortality, Babylon Is Us, Holy Wood and a lot of other crap (available on everywhere).
Sure, you think you wanna see Santa and his Christmas elves — but trust me, if those creepy little bastards popped into our regular reality, you’d hand over all your cash and credit cards to those festive gangsters on sight.
#meme #christmas #fun #Santa
#meme #christmas #fun #Santa
December 18, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Sure, you think you wanna see Santa and his Christmas elves — but trust me, if those creepy little bastards popped into our regular reality, you’d hand over all your cash and credit cards to those festive gangsters on sight.
#meme #christmas #fun #Santa
#meme #christmas #fun #Santa
If social media had been invented in the ’70s,Gluten-Free Gluten wouldn’t be sending us startup affirmations from his dog trainer app.We’d be listening to how to dose right for the perfect visual trip,and when to hold your breath so you don’t inhale someone’s armpit during a group hangout.
#meme
#meme
December 18, 2025 at 7:25 AM
If social media had been invented in the ’70s,Gluten-Free Gluten wouldn’t be sending us startup affirmations from his dog trainer app.We’d be listening to how to dose right for the perfect visual trip,and when to hold your breath so you don’t inhale someone’s armpit during a group hangout.
#meme
#meme
If social media had been invented in the ’70s,Gluten-FreeGluten wouldn’t be sending us startup affirmations from his zero-bagel dog trainer app.We’d be listening to how to dose right for the perfect visual trip—and when to hold your breath so you don’t inhale someone’s armpit during a group hangout.
December 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
If social media had been invented in the ’70s,Gluten-FreeGluten wouldn’t be sending us startup affirmations from his zero-bagel dog trainer app.We’d be listening to how to dose right for the perfect visual trip—and when to hold your breath so you don’t inhale someone’s armpit during a group hangout.
When I signed up for Bluesky, I was hoping to look at bird photos and track stock-market coefficients belonging to greys and reptilians.
Instead, I found Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker) passionately discussing political scandals.
After that, my lightsaber dimmed forever.
#satire #wierd #humor #meme
Instead, I found Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker) passionately discussing political scandals.
After that, my lightsaber dimmed forever.
#satire #wierd #humor #meme
December 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Short Guide to Social Media Etiquette:
Delete your account.
You’re welcome.
Delete your account.
You’re welcome.
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Short Guide to Social Media Etiquette:
Delete your account.
You’re welcome.
Delete your account.
You’re welcome.
When I was a kid,I thought yoga was some dude in a toga,tripping on shrooms in the lotus position and traveling across other realms.Turns out it’s just a place where ladies with veneers and latte instead of blood work on their asses and launch affirmations into social media. #humor #yoga #motivation
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
When I was a kid,I thought yoga was some dude in a toga,tripping on shrooms in the lotus position and traveling across other realms.Turns out it’s just a place where ladies with veneers and latte instead of blood work on their asses and launch affirmations into social media. #humor #yoga #motivation
Reptiloids riding the 31/Atlas comet are rushing to Earth on a special-order from Netflix.’Cause the diversity arc ain’t fully unlocked yet:)
#atlas #netflix #satire #psychology #yourmom
#atlas #netflix #satire #psychology #yourmom
November 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Reptiloids riding the 31/Atlas comet are rushing to Earth on a special-order from Netflix.’Cause the diversity arc ain’t fully unlocked yet:)
#atlas #netflix #satire #psychology #yourmom
#atlas #netflix #satire #psychology #yourmom
When Bluesky finally removes the Politics tab, the rain will start falling,a saxophone will kick in, and the platform itself will slip into a long trench coat,light a cigarette, and tell its partner at the crime scene:
“I’m too old for this crap.I’ve got 52 seconds left till retirement, so I’m out."
“I’m too old for this crap.I’ve got 52 seconds left till retirement, so I’m out."
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
When Bluesky finally removes the Politics tab, the rain will start falling,a saxophone will kick in, and the platform itself will slip into a long trench coat,light a cigarette, and tell its partner at the crime scene:
“I’m too old for this crap.I’ve got 52 seconds left till retirement, so I’m out."
“I’m too old for this crap.I’ve got 52 seconds left till retirement, so I’m out."
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I haven't seen a Kent Shore Lark since Jan 2022 but found one today at Sandwich Bay
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I haven't seen a Kent Shore Lark since Jan 2022 but found one today at Sandwich Bay
Modern cinema seems obsessed with telling safe, sanitized stories about a tiny curated set of ‘approved identities,while the vast, chaotic, contradictory reality of billions of real people gets pushed off‑screen—not because it’s wrong, but c'oz it’s too alive,too uncomfortable for the algorithms.
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Modern cinema seems obsessed with telling safe, sanitized stories about a tiny curated set of ‘approved identities,while the vast, chaotic, contradictory reality of billions of real people gets pushed off‑screen—not because it’s wrong, but c'oz it’s too alive,too uncomfortable for the algorithms.
During the preparation of my doctoral dissertation on the correlation between Ghana’s foreign policy activity and my owl’s sudden pregnancy, my writing quill experienced an unexpected structural failure.
Distinguished pigeons, should you be in possession of replacement quills at a reduced rate.
Distinguished pigeons, should you be in possession of replacement quills at a reduced rate.
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
During the preparation of my doctoral dissertation on the correlation between Ghana’s foreign policy activity and my owl’s sudden pregnancy, my writing quill experienced an unexpected structural failure.
Distinguished pigeons, should you be in possession of replacement quills at a reduced rate.
Distinguished pigeons, should you be in possession of replacement quills at a reduced rate.
"Krishna devotees look like a fantasy race that sneaked into the Muggle world to throw a Woodstock in a corporate office." - C.J. Night. Writer?
#humor #satire #philosophy #psychology #society
#humor #satire #philosophy #psychology #society
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
"Krishna devotees look like a fantasy race that sneaked into the Muggle world to throw a Woodstock in a corporate office." - C.J. Night. Writer?
#humor #satire #philosophy #psychology #society
#humor #satire #philosophy #psychology #society
When Diversity and Inclusion finally hook up, the baby’s name is Propaganda. - C.J. Night. Writer?
#tv #satire #society #netflx #propaganda
#tv #satire #society #netflx #propaganda
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
When Diversity and Inclusion finally hook up, the baby’s name is Propaganda. - C.J. Night. Writer?
#tv #satire #society #netflx #propaganda
#tv #satire #society #netflx #propaganda
"Quotes about Love exist so that Love can exist in them—if nowhere else." - C.J. Night. Author of the books?
#love #couples #quotes #relationships #feelings
#love #couples #quotes #relationships #feelings
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
"Quotes about Love exist so that Love can exist in them—if nowhere else." - C.J. Night. Author of the books?
#love #couples #quotes #relationships #feelings
#love #couples #quotes #relationships #feelings
“Celebrities ain’t different from you — they just know how to sell envy way better.” - C.J. Night. Writer?
#celebrity #hollywood #humanity #satire #humor
#celebrity #hollywood #humanity #satire #humor
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
“Celebrities ain’t different from you — they just know how to sell envy way better.” - C.J. Night. Writer?
#celebrity #hollywood #humanity #satire #humor
#celebrity #hollywood #humanity #satire #humor