C.J.Night
@cjnight.bsky.social
Just wierd writer. Not Gigi Hadid, but GG Allin. A visionary, a dawg from da hood, a person who believes Cats are immortal. Author of Useless Immortality, Babylon Is Us, Holy Wood and a lot of other crap (available on everywhere).
If I were a dog, I’d happily befriend your fluffy companion. Wait… I already am a dog. So yes, friendship accepted:))
December 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If I were a dog, I’d happily befriend your fluffy companion. Wait… I already am a dog. So yes, friendship accepted:))
Any comment under a headline and photo like that is basically cancellable by default, so I just want to clarify that I’m a sweet little Pekingese and I love everyone:)
December 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Any comment under a headline and photo like that is basically cancellable by default, so I just want to clarify that I’m a sweet little Pekingese and I love everyone:)
When I open my Bluesky feed hoping to see cat art, and it still shoves the miserable faces of boring politicians at me:)
December 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
When I open my Bluesky feed hoping to see cat art, and it still shoves the miserable faces of boring politicians at me:)
ey look like a bunch of grumpy, just-woke-up heads:) Top-tier photo!
December 17, 2025 at 7:05 AM
ey look like a bunch of grumpy, just-woke-up heads:) Top-tier photo!
Who could ever compete with a ginger tom? Only a ginger queen, ginger kittens, and… well, why keep going, if perfection’s already been reached?:)
December 17, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Who could ever compete with a ginger tom? Only a ginger queen, ginger kittens, and… well, why keep going, if perfection’s already been reached?:)
When I look in the mirror, movie monsters can be proud of their presentable and gentlemanly appearance:)
December 17, 2025 at 7:01 AM
When I look in the mirror, movie monsters can be proud of their presentable and gentlemanly appearance:)
A mohawk that looks like a medieval castle — now that’s a whole art form on its own:)
December 17, 2025 at 7:00 AM
A mohawk that looks like a medieval castle — now that’s a whole art form on its own:)
Why do those little white eyes on latex always look so sad?
Though I think I know why.
It’s because of where they’re located.
Though I think I know why.
It’s because of where they’re located.
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Why do those little white eyes on latex always look so sad?
Though I think I know why.
It’s because of where they’re located.
Though I think I know why.
It’s because of where they’re located.
I was a bit stunned when I saw my dog-bro calling me by my full name:)
…at least until I actually reread it properly:)
…at least until I actually reread it properly:)
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I was a bit stunned when I saw my dog-bro calling me by my full name:)
…at least until I actually reread it properly:)
…at least until I actually reread it properly:)
And then He whispers quietly: “Of course I won’t actually do it — they’d cancel me as an abuser.
After all, I’m just God, and there is something above me".
After all, I’m just God, and there is something above me".
December 12, 2025 at 3:35 AM
And then He whispers quietly: “Of course I won’t actually do it — they’d cancel me as an abuser.
After all, I’m just God, and there is something above me".
After all, I’m just God, and there is something above me".
Today Ziggy Stardust would probably be preaching yoga retreats with motivational affirmations about escaping poverty through inhaling lactose-free chakras. Good thing he stayed back there. In this drawing.
December 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Today Ziggy Stardust would probably be preaching yoga retreats with motivational affirmations about escaping poverty through inhaling lactose-free chakras. Good thing he stayed back there. In this drawing.
If cats had OGs, this one would be the boss of the whole mafia:)
December 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
If cats had OGs, this one would be the boss of the whole mafia:)
Why did you do this, dear Mark?
Now I don’t even know what to do: should I start shipping you two, or should I brace myself to figure out who’s gonna win your cosmic showdown?:)))
Now I don’t even know what to do: should I start shipping you two, or should I brace myself to figure out who’s gonna win your cosmic showdown?:)))
December 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Why did you do this, dear Mark?
Now I don’t even know what to do: should I start shipping you two, or should I brace myself to figure out who’s gonna win your cosmic showdown?:)))
Now I don’t even know what to do: should I start shipping you two, or should I brace myself to figure out who’s gonna win your cosmic showdown?:)))
Everything about this pic is perfect:
I can literally smell the holiday vibes and I’m sending beams of goodness together with the Christmas elves!:)
I can literally smell the holiday vibes and I’m sending beams of goodness together with the Christmas elves!:)
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Everything about this pic is perfect:
I can literally smell the holiday vibes and I’m sending beams of goodness together with the Christmas elves!:)
I can literally smell the holiday vibes and I’m sending beams of goodness together with the Christmas elves!:)
It doesn’t even look like a threat.
More like a cute, quiet (BUT VERY PERSUASIVE) reminder:))
More like a cute, quiet (BUT VERY PERSUASIVE) reminder:))
December 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It doesn’t even look like a threat.
More like a cute, quiet (BUT VERY PERSUASIVE) reminder:))
More like a cute, quiet (BUT VERY PERSUASIVE) reminder:))
Cody looks like he’s living his absolute best life.
That’s what happens when a dog’s happy, stays away from politics, and just straight-up loves his humans:)
That’s what happens when a dog’s happy, stays away from politics, and just straight-up loves his humans:)
December 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Cody looks like he’s living his absolute best life.
That’s what happens when a dog’s happy, stays away from politics, and just straight-up loves his humans:)
That’s what happens when a dog’s happy, stays away from politics, and just straight-up loves his humans:)
The host has the kind of face you make when you were hoping for a raise and a better benefits package, but instead you’re forced to sit there watching an emotional bald guy:)
December 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The host has the kind of face you make when you were hoping for a raise and a better benefits package, but instead you’re forced to sit there watching an emotional bald guy:)
Looking at this photo, I’m blindly poking buttons on my slow cooker and making myself food, because why would you provoke my appetite like that?:)
December 8, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Looking at this photo, I’m blindly poking buttons on my slow cooker and making myself food, because why would you provoke my appetite like that?:)