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C.J.Night
@cjnight.bsky.social
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Just wierd writer. Not Gigi Hadid, but GG Allin. A visionary, a dawg from da hood, a person who believes Cats are immortal. Author of Useless Immortality, Babylon Is Us, Holy Wood and a lot of other crap (available on everywhere).
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Today I realized I was born again. They kept paying my pension anyway.

#humor #meme #strange #news
December 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Sure, you think you wanna see Santa and his Christmas elves — but trust me, if those creepy little bastards popped into our regular reality, you’d hand over all your cash and credit cards to those festive gangsters on sight.

#meme #christmas #fun #Santa
December 18, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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If social media had been invented in the ’70s,Gluten-Free Gluten wouldn’t be sending us startup affirmations from his dog trainer app.We’d be listening to how to dose right for the perfect visual trip,and when to hold your breath so you don’t inhale someone’s armpit during a group hangout.

#meme
December 18, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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There’s one major flaw in the Flat Earth theory — they say the Earth is flat like a pancake, but no one ever mentions the taste. Damn, I could’ve saved a lot on food.

#satire #humor #meme #science #theory
December 17, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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If social media had been invented in the ’70s,Gluten-FreeGluten wouldn’t be sending us startup affirmations from his zero-bagel dog trainer app.We’d be listening to how to dose right for the perfect visual trip—and when to hold your breath so you don’t inhale someone’s armpit during a group hangout.
December 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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When I signed up for Bluesky, I was hoping to look at bird photos and track stock-market coefficients belonging to greys and reptilians.
Instead, I found Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker) passionately discussing political scandals.
After that, my lightsaber dimmed forever.

#satire #wierd #humor #meme
December 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Cigarette shops were invented so that non-smokers could exit their families gracefully:)

#satire #family #humor #meme #yourmom
December 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Short Guide to Social Media Etiquette:
Delete your account.
You’re welcome.
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Life is a When-Then Machine.
When?
Oh, and would you like a bag?

#satire #meta #life #costco #yourmom
December 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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When I was a kid,I thought yoga was some dude in a toga,tripping on shrooms in the lotus position and traveling across other realms.Turns out it’s just a place where ladies with veneers and latte instead of blood work on their asses and launch affirmations into social media. #humor #yoga #motivation
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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My feed is full of politicians stroking each other through some WhateverGate.

I turn off all political filters and search for skateboarding capybara content — and still, the same (but now satisfied) politician faces everywhere:(

#politics #satire #humor #quotes #animals
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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"Krishna devotees look like a fantasy race that sneaked into the Muggle world to throw a Woodstock in a corporate office." - C.J. Night. Writer?

#humor #satire #philosophy #psychology #society
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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"Scientists envy footballers. Turns out, curing a deadly disease matters less than scoring a penalty. (Sarca...:)" — C.J. Night. Writer?

#football #science #sarcasm #humor #meme
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Freakin Love is Just War with Better PR. - C.J. Night. Writer?

#love #war #quotes #couples #breakup
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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The Slogan "Make Love, Not War” was probably invented by politicians — they’re always running out of fresh cannon fodder. - C.J. Night. Author of the books?

#war #army #military #society #life
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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When Diversity and Inclusion finally hook up, the baby’s name is Propaganda. - C.J. Night. Writer?

#tv #satire #society #netflx #propaganda
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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"Quotes about Love exist so that Love can exist in them—if nowhere else." - C.J. Night. Author of the books?

#love #couples #quotes #relationships #feelings
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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“Celebrities ain’t different from you — they just know how to sell envy way better.” - C.J. Night. Writer?

#celebrity #hollywood #humanity #satire #humor
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Neanderthals hitting each other with clubs had no idea they were founding fathers of MMA:) - C.J. Night. Writer?

#MMA #box #humor #satire #standup
November 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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The Main Love Triangle? First Kiss, Marriage, Divorce:) - C.J. Night. Writer?

#love #marriage #divorce #breakup #couples
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Unfortunately, ancient rulers didn’t have smartphones or social media, so they had to clout-chase through other people’s deaths by making freaking tapestries and frescoes. - C.J. Night. Author of the books?

#politics #satire #tv #usa #history
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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"Krishna devotees look like a fantasy race that sneaked into the Muggle world to throw a Woodstock in a corporate office:)" - C.J. Night. Writer?

#humor #meme #magic #life #philosophy
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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These days, even if you stay silent to avoid offending anyone with your jokes — Silence gets offended? - C.J. Night. Writer?

#modernlife #standup #humor #meme #offended
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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"Quotes about Love exist so that Love can exist in them—if nowhere else." - C.J. Night. Author of the books?

#love #quotes #couples #relationships #thoughts
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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“Your mom told you not to stay out too late.
Now you never go out — and keep watching stuff all night.
Conclusion: your mom is Netflix.” - C.J. Night. Writer.

#humor #netflix #mom #kids #adult
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM