Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P
@clairezagorski.bsky.social
PhD Candidate at The University of Texas at Austin. MSPH student at LSHTM. Translational transdisciplinary drug scientist, harm reductionist, artist, paramedic, chemistry enthusiast, Texan. she/her/ella
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Venmo: claireifc
They can’t win unless they cheat. The will of the people is not on their side.
December 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
They can’t win unless they cheat. The will of the people is not on their side.
On this World AIDS Day, I’ve been re-reading the poetry of Assotto Saint.
Today, ppl w HIV live long lives. But in the 80s-90s, HIV meant watching as young, healthy people withered away in front of you no matter what you did.
The HIV pandemic was a horror movie set in an ICU. We cannot forget it.
Today, ppl w HIV live long lives. But in the 80s-90s, HIV meant watching as young, healthy people withered away in front of you no matter what you did.
The HIV pandemic was a horror movie set in an ICU. We cannot forget it.
December 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
On this World AIDS Day, I’ve been re-reading the poetry of Assotto Saint.
Today, ppl w HIV live long lives. But in the 80s-90s, HIV meant watching as young, healthy people withered away in front of you no matter what you did.
The HIV pandemic was a horror movie set in an ICU. We cannot forget it.
Today, ppl w HIV live long lives. But in the 80s-90s, HIV meant watching as young, healthy people withered away in front of you no matter what you did.
The HIV pandemic was a horror movie set in an ICU. We cannot forget it.
welp my coats gotta pee somewhere
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
welp my coats gotta pee somewhere
No one asked, but Venezuela is a stunningly beautiful place.
Sparkling white sand beaches, dense jungle, and incredible features like Salto Ángel, the world’s tallest waterfall.
Sparkling white sand beaches, dense jungle, and incredible features like Salto Ángel, the world’s tallest waterfall.
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
No one asked, but Venezuela is a stunningly beautiful place.
Sparkling white sand beaches, dense jungle, and incredible features like Salto Ángel, the world’s tallest waterfall.
Sparkling white sand beaches, dense jungle, and incredible features like Salto Ángel, the world’s tallest waterfall.
💕 Austin! 💕
Our lovely friends at ASHWell are accepting donations of socks, underwear, warm coats, blankets, hygiene items, and gift cards to help support and protect our unhoused neighbors this winter.
Drop off at 3100 Red River or 2701 E Cesar Chavez (The Tiny Minotaur)!
Our lovely friends at ASHWell are accepting donations of socks, underwear, warm coats, blankets, hygiene items, and gift cards to help support and protect our unhoused neighbors this winter.
Drop off at 3100 Red River or 2701 E Cesar Chavez (The Tiny Minotaur)!
November 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
💕 Austin! 💕
Our lovely friends at ASHWell are accepting donations of socks, underwear, warm coats, blankets, hygiene items, and gift cards to help support and protect our unhoused neighbors this winter.
Drop off at 3100 Red River or 2701 E Cesar Chavez (The Tiny Minotaur)!
Our lovely friends at ASHWell are accepting donations of socks, underwear, warm coats, blankets, hygiene items, and gift cards to help support and protect our unhoused neighbors this winter.
Drop off at 3100 Red River or 2701 E Cesar Chavez (The Tiny Minotaur)!
“I will punish Venezuela for exporting snow to the states!”
Actual processors and exporters of cocaine:
Actual processors and exporters of cocaine:
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
“I will punish Venezuela for exporting snow to the states!”
Actual processors and exporters of cocaine:
Actual processors and exporters of cocaine:
his progression to Jonah Ryan continues
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
his progression to Jonah Ryan continues
What a great day
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
What a great day
this is why Austin sucks more and more every day
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
this is why Austin sucks more and more every day
I started out on Twitter using my ability to find and make sense of chemical data to explain why things like fentanyl touch overdoses aren’t real
Now I get queries like this in my DMs
But yeah, I will go find the data (that’s available) and interpret them as best as I can
Now I get queries like this in my DMs
But yeah, I will go find the data (that’s available) and interpret them as best as I can
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I started out on Twitter using my ability to find and make sense of chemical data to explain why things like fentanyl touch overdoses aren’t real
Now I get queries like this in my DMs
But yeah, I will go find the data (that’s available) and interpret them as best as I can
Now I get queries like this in my DMs
But yeah, I will go find the data (that’s available) and interpret them as best as I can
Never has AI been quite this wrong
It has the spiritual energy of an abandoned shopping mall infested with bloodthirsty clowns
It has the spiritual energy of an abandoned shopping mall infested with bloodthirsty clowns
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Never has AI been quite this wrong
It has the spiritual energy of an abandoned shopping mall infested with bloodthirsty clowns
It has the spiritual energy of an abandoned shopping mall infested with bloodthirsty clowns
God bless
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
God bless
Virtually nothing makes you look more ridiculous than tackling someone in a penis costume, officer
November 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Virtually nothing makes you look more ridiculous than tackling someone in a penis costume, officer
ok but hear me out
November 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
ok but hear me out
“I’m the nicest guy in ALL of Mexico!”
*proceeds to have a tantrum and then get thrown out of a taquería for stalking a woman*
This guy is definitely American, so I’m sharing in case anyone knows him. He’s been preying on tourists in Playa del Carmen.
*proceeds to have a tantrum and then get thrown out of a taquería for stalking a woman*
This guy is definitely American, so I’m sharing in case anyone knows him. He’s been preying on tourists in Playa del Carmen.
November 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“I’m the nicest guy in ALL of Mexico!”
*proceeds to have a tantrum and then get thrown out of a taquería for stalking a woman*
This guy is definitely American, so I’m sharing in case anyone knows him. He’s been preying on tourists in Playa del Carmen.
*proceeds to have a tantrum and then get thrown out of a taquería for stalking a woman*
This guy is definitely American, so I’m sharing in case anyone knows him. He’s been preying on tourists in Playa del Carmen.
Everything Tricia said, but also -
If the classes you teach are demoralizing and defeating droves of highly motivated and bright students, you’re a bad teacher.
And if you aren’t working to do better, that’s embarrassing.
Chemistry is only scary because of how we teach it. It’s fascinating!
If the classes you teach are demoralizing and defeating droves of highly motivated and bright students, you’re a bad teacher.
And if you aren’t working to do better, that’s embarrassing.
Chemistry is only scary because of how we teach it. It’s fascinating!
November 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Everything Tricia said, but also -
If the classes you teach are demoralizing and defeating droves of highly motivated and bright students, you’re a bad teacher.
And if you aren’t working to do better, that’s embarrassing.
Chemistry is only scary because of how we teach it. It’s fascinating!
If the classes you teach are demoralizing and defeating droves of highly motivated and bright students, you’re a bad teacher.
And if you aren’t working to do better, that’s embarrassing.
Chemistry is only scary because of how we teach it. It’s fascinating!
Tell me that no women are on the marketing team without telling me
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Tell me that no women are on the marketing team without telling me
I’m being mostly serious when I say that the only people who own the Chrome Hearts ebony wood and sterling silver toilet plunger are serial killers
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I’m being mostly serious when I say that the only people who own the Chrome Hearts ebony wood and sterling silver toilet plunger are serial killers
listen up everyone the pro-wall of carnage voice is speaking
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
listen up everyone the pro-wall of carnage voice is speaking
A professor of mine really likes the word capacious, and every time she says it i'm like
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
A professor of mine really likes the word capacious, and every time she says it i'm like
There’s a “things we stuck up our butts” trend on TikTok (I know…) and I’m here to say -
Ppl do this more than you think. It’s a very human thing to be curious! We don’t shame, we educate.
1. Nothing should go up your butt without a broad, flared base. Things get lost. It kinda “pulls” upward.
Ppl do this more than you think. It’s a very human thing to be curious! We don’t shame, we educate.
1. Nothing should go up your butt without a broad, flared base. Things get lost. It kinda “pulls” upward.
November 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
There’s a “things we stuck up our butts” trend on TikTok (I know…) and I’m here to say -
Ppl do this more than you think. It’s a very human thing to be curious! We don’t shame, we educate.
1. Nothing should go up your butt without a broad, flared base. Things get lost. It kinda “pulls” upward.
Ppl do this more than you think. It’s a very human thing to be curious! We don’t shame, we educate.
1. Nothing should go up your butt without a broad, flared base. Things get lost. It kinda “pulls” upward.
Today I would like to share one of my all-time favorite TikToks.
Rsttlesnakes get a bad rap but they absolutely try to warn you to stay away from them. They just want to be alone, eat rats, and sunbathe.
Rsttlesnakes get a bad rap but they absolutely try to warn you to stay away from them. They just want to be alone, eat rats, and sunbathe.
November 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Today I would like to share one of my all-time favorite TikToks.
Rsttlesnakes get a bad rap but they absolutely try to warn you to stay away from them. They just want to be alone, eat rats, and sunbathe.
Rsttlesnakes get a bad rap but they absolutely try to warn you to stay away from them. They just want to be alone, eat rats, and sunbathe.