Clare Grall
clairytales.bsky.social
Clare Grall
@clairytales.bsky.social
researching people and interested in things, generally crafty person
The Bills are the only team Stephen A will put as high as 3 on his A-List and then completely leave off the next. I’m pretty sure it’s happened twice this season. 3 two weeks ago, then off, now 1. That’s real fluid #firsttake
December 18, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Saw one beat up truck in an opening scene and remembered that Mad Max Fury Road is an absolute masterpiece.
Starting Fast Five. Furious no one liked my BDS tweet. Also mad that Vince is back. That guy is an asshole.
December 10, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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Per ESPN Stats and Info:

Bills/Rams was the first game in NFL history in which each team scored 40+ points with no turnovers
December 9, 2024 at 12:38 AM
We joked that we wouldn’t finish all the Fast and Furious movies before baby arrives, and then we got to the 4th in a day.

FAMILY 🥹
Starting Fast and Furious (the 4th movie to release). Had no idea these films had timeline shenanigans. Haven’t decided yet whether that’s cool or lame as hell.
December 8, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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Tokyo Drift pitch: “what if cars could do kung fu?”
December 8, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I bet he wouldn’t be tempted to race if a homeless man showed him how to make a perfect omelet
December 8, 2024 at 12:26 AM
you ever move towns because you get into trouble and the 3rd time it happens you get sent to Japan?
Tokyo Drift time. This man is apparently 17.
December 8, 2024 at 12:18 AM
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You just know someone pitched the idea of these movies by asking a room of executives “what if cars could do drugs?”
December 7, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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Perhaps important detail to add: this is my first time seeing even a second of these films. I am going in totally blind.

Anyway, onto 2 Fast 2 Furious. Insane twist right off the bat to find out this movie has basically an entire new cast.
December 7, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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Finishing up movie 1. NGL, the lighting and pacing are good, and I can say that about very few modern action movies.
December 7, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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Firstborn is due any day now. Accordingly, Clare and I are getting into the “family spirit” by watching every Fast and the Furious movie.
December 7, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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November 18, 2024 at 12:33 AM
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mahomes won a super bowl straight up, then he almost won one with no o-line, then he won one on one leg, then he won one with receivers who'd never seen a football before, now he's trying to win one while throwing a horrifyingly dumb pick every game. he's trying to win football on every balatro deck
November 17, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Josh leg scramble for dinner, a Buffalo speciality 🦬😎 #gobills
November 18, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Making bets for tonight, and I think after the fight Mike Tyson is gonna go home and watch Tampopo
November 16, 2024 at 1:35 AM
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take me back
July 6, 2023 at 4:55 PM
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Seize the means of carcinization.
July 6, 2023 at 3:42 PM
a radiologist called my spine "grossly unremarkable" and I'm thrilled to have found someone else who finds mediocrity disgusting
July 6, 2023 at 4:52 PM
When I'm obsessed with a podcast, I become the queen of chores.
July 5, 2023 at 6:55 PM