Clan Gargoyle
@clangargoyle.bsky.social
We are the stone-faced vampires who unshackled themselves and flew free into the night.
[VTM parody account, all posts are in character unless begun with //]
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[VTM parody account, all posts are in character unless begun with //]
[Check out my books! https://www.storytellersvault.com/browse.php?author=Tyler%20Rose ]
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//Made a starter pack for the World of Darkness RP and parody crowd specifically. Follow for vampire, mage, werewolf, and more multisplat shenanigans. If you make a new account, send me a skeet and I'll add you.
go.bsky.app/ABmniY1
go.bsky.app/ABmniY1
This is the symbol for the Harbingers of Skulls, a bloodline of vampires, now part of Clan Hecata.
They might kill you. Typically not because they're Nazis, but because they're vampires.
If you see someone with this tattoo, you can invite them to a larp too.
They might kill you. Typically not because they're Nazis, but because they're vampires.
If you see someone with this tattoo, you can invite them to a larp too.
October 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
This is the symbol for the Harbingers of Skulls, a bloodline of vampires, now part of Clan Hecata.
They might kill you. Typically not because they're Nazis, but because they're vampires.
If you see someone with this tattoo, you can invite them to a larp too.
They might kill you. Typically not because they're Nazis, but because they're vampires.
If you see someone with this tattoo, you can invite them to a larp too.
If we had a nickel for every time an Etherite Awakened at a Dr. Steel concert, we'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.
October 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
If we had a nickel for every time an Etherite Awakened at a Dr. Steel concert, we'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.
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It's not just Nos though...
October 24, 2025 at 10:19 AM
It's not just Nos though...
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we're raising a new generation of vtm players. let's raise them right
October 23, 2025 at 10:20 AM
we're raising a new generation of vtm players. let's raise them right
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So close to Bloodlines 2. In case you need a primer on Vampire clans…
October 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So close to Bloodlines 2. In case you need a primer on Vampire clans…
Wdym "headcanon"?? This is just canon.
god i am now headcanoning the world of darkness as something a single pack of people actually working together could fix in like a month but they're collectively too busy punching themselves in the dick to do it
October 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Wdym "headcanon"?? This is just canon.
Lesbian vampires are cool.
October 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Lesbian vampires are cool.
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They barely qualify as hemophages. All that research, the collecting of materials, ensuring everything was right for the ritual that Tremere put himself at great personal risk for, and all to become a slightly worse version of existing Night Folk who can do some magic tricks to make them special.
October 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
They barely qualify as hemophages. All that research, the collecting of materials, ensuring everything was right for the ritual that Tremere put himself at great personal risk for, and all to become a slightly worse version of existing Night Folk who can do some magic tricks to make them special.
//If you're attending #PAXU next month, definitely make time for the LARPs!
🍄 Friday night is Sporebound, a new game about mushroom-powered people fighting evil mold
🧛 Saturday night is a Vampire: The Masquerade Anarch game
👁️🗨️ Plus a LARP escape room themed around Sporebound running during the day.
🍄 Friday night is Sporebound, a new game about mushroom-powered people fighting evil mold
🧛 Saturday night is a Vampire: The Masquerade Anarch game
👁️🗨️ Plus a LARP escape room themed around Sporebound running during the day.
October 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
//If you're attending #PAXU next month, definitely make time for the LARPs!
🍄 Friday night is Sporebound, a new game about mushroom-powered people fighting evil mold
🧛 Saturday night is a Vampire: The Masquerade Anarch game
👁️🗨️ Plus a LARP escape room themed around Sporebound running during the day.
🍄 Friday night is Sporebound, a new game about mushroom-powered people fighting evil mold
🧛 Saturday night is a Vampire: The Masquerade Anarch game
👁️🗨️ Plus a LARP escape room themed around Sporebound running during the day.
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Men will literally murder their brother on his wedding day, stalk every reincarnation of a woman who never loved them, curse an entire valley to eternal despair, and brood for centuries in a dark castle while playing pipe organ solos at 3 a.m. instead of going to therapy.
October 2, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Men will literally murder their brother on his wedding day, stalk every reincarnation of a woman who never loved them, curse an entire valley to eternal despair, and brood for centuries in a dark castle while playing pipe organ solos at 3 a.m. instead of going to therapy.
WELCOME TO THE MONTH OF BLOOD, MOTHERFUCKERS
October 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
WELCOME TO THE MONTH OF BLOOD, MOTHERFUCKERS
Well I've never licked a Ventrue
And I've never sniffed a Gangrel
And I've never fought a Brujah cuz I'm not that dumb at all
And I've never punched a Setite
And I've never bit a Thin-blood
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
And I've never sniffed a Gangrel
And I've never fought a Brujah cuz I'm not that dumb at all
And I've never punched a Setite
And I've never bit a Thin-blood
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
September 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Well I've never licked a Ventrue
And I've never sniffed a Gangrel
And I've never fought a Brujah cuz I'm not that dumb at all
And I've never punched a Setite
And I've never bit a Thin-blood
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
And I've never sniffed a Gangrel
And I've never fought a Brujah cuz I'm not that dumb at all
And I've never punched a Setite
And I've never bit a Thin-blood
And I've never been to Boston in the fall
Yoooo, it's @theministrybluesky.bsky.social! Your dad is here too, you should chat, right @settemple.bsky.social?
September 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Yoooo, it's @theministrybluesky.bsky.social! Your dad is here too, you should chat, right @settemple.bsky.social?
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Excuse me, which one of us is the representative for the secret cabal of Super-Scientists controlling the world from behind the scenes, and which one of us is the demon-visaged unholy abomination that feasts on the blood of the living, again?
September 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Excuse me, which one of us is the representative for the secret cabal of Super-Scientists controlling the world from behind the scenes, and which one of us is the demon-visaged unholy abomination that feasts on the blood of the living, again?
Potence vs Technomancy, who's gonna win?
September 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Potence vs Technomancy, who's gonna win?
The innovations The actual
the Technocrats Technocratic
want credit for. innovations.
the Technocrats Technocratic
want credit for. innovations.
September 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The innovations The actual
the Technocrats Technocratic
want credit for. innovations.
the Technocrats Technocratic
want credit for. innovations.
We see you, @order-of-hermes.bsky.social. It's ok, we're not mad about it.
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
We see you, @order-of-hermes.bsky.social. It's ok, we're not mad about it.
Not all Gargoyles have sires, but all Gargoyles have a mommy
September 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Not all Gargoyles have sires, but all Gargoyles have a mommy
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we are the sabbat
lower your fangs and claws and surrender your vitae
we will add your sanguinal distinctiveness to our own
your clan will adapt to a path
resistance is futile
lower your fangs and claws and surrender your vitae
we will add your sanguinal distinctiveness to our own
your clan will adapt to a path
resistance is futile
September 9, 2025 at 8:09 AM
we are the sabbat
lower your fangs and claws and surrender your vitae
we will add your sanguinal distinctiveness to our own
your clan will adapt to a path
resistance is futile
lower your fangs and claws and surrender your vitae
we will add your sanguinal distinctiveness to our own
your clan will adapt to a path
resistance is futile
