The Technocratic Union
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Celebrating 700 years of protecting reality from those who would warp it, and humanity from that which would eat it.
(run by cody, nwo feed agent and outreach representative. hi!)
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Hey folks! Welcome to the home of the Technocracy on Bluesky, where we're celebrating the 700th anniversary of the founding of the Order of Reason in `1325! Stay tuned for news of the exciting events we have in store in honor of this achievement, and for some of the plans we have for your future!
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‘Cleave’ can refer to splitting something apart.
‘Cleave’ can also refer to the uniting of two things.
…what?
A word that is also its own opposite is called a ‘contronym.’
‘Cleave’ can also refer to the uniting of two things.
…what?
A word that is also its own opposite is called a ‘contronym.’
January 5, 2026 at 5:13 PM
‘Cleave’ can refer to splitting something apart.
‘Cleave’ can also refer to the uniting of two things.
…what?
A word that is also its own opposite is called a ‘contronym.’
‘Cleave’ can also refer to the uniting of two things.
…what?
A word that is also its own opposite is called a ‘contronym.’
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Somebody's been messing with temporal physics, and that someone needs to clean up their mess before the Pan-Dimensional Corps and their Chrononauts have to get involved. I'm looking at you, Virtual Adepts.
January 2, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Somebody's been messing with temporal physics, and that someone needs to clean up their mess before the Pan-Dimensional Corps and their Chrononauts have to get involved. I'm looking at you, Virtual Adepts.
As we enter into the uncertainty of a new year in which longstanding grievances and disagreements have been suspended in order to take on even greater existential threats to the masses and ourselves, we wish to express enormous gratitude to all of you following us here.
We will not let you down.
We will not let you down.
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 AM
As we enter into the uncertainty of a new year in which longstanding grievances and disagreements have been suspended in order to take on even greater existential threats to the masses and ourselves, we wish to express enormous gratitude to all of you following us here.
We will not let you down.
We will not let you down.
You can kill the golden goose through starvation and overwork just as thoroughly as you can through cutting it open, it just takes a bit longer.
When you think that you don't have to worry because the fans bring the money no matter what (which they did for some time, so it wasn't just pure arrogance)... Well, that is when any company starts growing really shitty, both morally and quality-wise.
December 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
You can kill the golden goose through starvation and overwork just as thoroughly as you can through cutting it open, it just takes a bit longer.
All that I'm saying is that Wonka exploited refugees to be indentured servants and had a total disregard for the safety of his workers or visitors. Slugworth ran a union shop, offered generous benefits including a retirement package, and was #1 in safety each year among the major confectioners.
December 28, 2025 at 9:56 AM
All that I'm saying is that Wonka exploited refugees to be indentured servants and had a total disregard for the safety of his workers or visitors. Slugworth ran a union shop, offered generous benefits including a retirement package, and was #1 in safety each year among the major confectioners.
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Dr. Nancy Roman 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 NASA's space #astronomy program.
NASA's first Chief of Astronomy, she established the program from scratch, bringing together scientists/engineers to realize the potential of orbiting telescopes & influencing decades of #astrophysics. She died #OTD in 2018. #WomenInSTEM
NASA's first Chief of Astronomy, she established the program from scratch, bringing together scientists/engineers to realize the potential of orbiting telescopes & influencing decades of #astrophysics. She died #OTD in 2018. #WomenInSTEM
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Dr. Nancy Roman 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 NASA's space #astronomy program.
NASA's first Chief of Astronomy, she established the program from scratch, bringing together scientists/engineers to realize the potential of orbiting telescopes & influencing decades of #astrophysics. She died #OTD in 2018. #WomenInSTEM
NASA's first Chief of Astronomy, she established the program from scratch, bringing together scientists/engineers to realize the potential of orbiting telescopes & influencing decades of #astrophysics. She died #OTD in 2018. #WomenInSTEM
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May you all get exactly what you wanted this Christmas youtu.be/bpYTkavEt20?...
Dawn Davenport - Cha Cha Heels for Christmas - Divine / John Waters
YouTube video by iluvdeboraharry
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 8:49 AM
May you all get exactly what you wanted this Christmas youtu.be/bpYTkavEt20?...
Speaking as someone who came up through the ranks in Media Control before transferring to The Feed, this is breathtakingly incompetent unless she's secretly working to expose the influence Trump has over the media.
Bari Weiss just sent this Christmas Eve email to the CBS News staff about "building trust," which includes her tripling down on spiking the CECOT piece "to make sure it's comprehensive and fair."
One CBS staffer tells me: "She really has no idea how insulting she comes across."
One CBS staffer tells me: "She really has no idea how insulting she comes across."
December 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Speaking as someone who came up through the ranks in Media Control before transferring to The Feed, this is breathtakingly incompetent unless she's secretly working to expose the influence Trump has over the media.
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if the Bahari would stop trying to kill me for five minutes, that would be much appreciated.
December 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
if the Bahari would stop trying to kill me for five minutes, that would be much appreciated.
🎶The boys in the NYPD choir were singing Galway Bay,
And the bells were ringing out
On Christmas Day🎶
And the bells were ringing out
On Christmas Day🎶
December 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
🎶The boys in the NYPD choir were singing Galway Bay,
And the bells were ringing out
On Christmas Day🎶
And the bells were ringing out
On Christmas Day🎶
This sort of thing isn't helpful.
December 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This sort of thing isn't helpful.
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Lord knows I'm not a fan of any of this corporate media consolidation — Netflix and Paramount both should be barred from buying WBD.
But in terms of sending a message, would be stellar if everyone watched Good Night and Good Luck on Netflix together next Sunday when 60 Minutes is on the air.
But in terms of sending a message, would be stellar if everyone watched Good Night and Good Luck on Netflix together next Sunday when 60 Minutes is on the air.
December 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Lord knows I'm not a fan of any of this corporate media consolidation — Netflix and Paramount both should be barred from buying WBD.
But in terms of sending a message, would be stellar if everyone watched Good Night and Good Luck on Netflix together next Sunday when 60 Minutes is on the air.
But in terms of sending a message, would be stellar if everyone watched Good Night and Good Luck on Netflix together next Sunday when 60 Minutes is on the air.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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1/ At bargaining yesterday, @propublica.org management said that they should have 100% discretion to replace workers with AI and would not commit to labeling future AI-generated content.
December 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
1/ At bargaining yesterday, @propublica.org management said that they should have 100% discretion to replace workers with AI and would not commit to labeling future AI-generated content.
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2/ Our readers deserve clear labeling on AI content, and we deserve job security. Sign our petition for a fair contract and we’ll keep you updated on our campaign: actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...
Fair Contract Now for ProPublica Guild
We, the workers of ProPublica, provide our readers with deeply researched, unbiased news that holds power to account. This work is more important now than ever, but our staff can’t properly contribute...
actionnetwork.org
December 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
2/ Our readers deserve clear labeling on AI content, and we deserve job security. Sign our petition for a fair contract and we’ll keep you updated on our campaign: actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...
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Three years and one month from today, I’m going to grab a pickax and pull those letters off that building, but I’m going to need help holding the ladder. Are you in? Applying for my carpenter’s card today, so it’ll be a union job!!!
December 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Three years and one month from today, I’m going to grab a pickax and pull those letters off that building, but I’m going to need help holding the ladder. Are you in? Applying for my carpenter’s card today, so it’ll be a union job!!!
I mean, none of us want a repeat of California.
December 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I mean, none of us want a repeat of California.
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Happy Hanukkah to all who observe and celebrate.
December 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Happy Hanukkah to all who observe and celebrate.
The annual Etherite holiday party (with some Nephandic infiltration): youtu.be/z0NgUhEs1R4?...
December 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The annual Etherite holiday party (with some Nephandic infiltration): youtu.be/z0NgUhEs1R4?...
December 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The official annual holiday party is always awkward and dull. The afterparty is where we're able to have some fun, but obviously not everyone gets an invite and yes I'm talking to YOU Agent Mitch "The Snitch" van der Veen. That's what you get for bringing along Internal Security as a plus one.
December 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The official annual holiday party is always awkward and dull. The afterparty is where we're able to have some fun, but obviously not everyone gets an invite and yes I'm talking to YOU Agent Mitch "The Snitch" van der Veen. That's what you get for bringing along Internal Security as a plus one.