The Technocratic Union
@thetechnocracy.bsky.social
Celebrating 700 years of protecting reality from those who would warp it, and humanity from that which would eat it.
(run by cody, nwo feed agent and outreach representative. hi!)
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(run by cody, nwo feed agent and outreach representative. hi!)
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Hey folks! Welcome to the home of the Technocracy on Bluesky, where we're celebrating the 700th anniversary of the founding of the Order of Reason in `1325! Stay tuned for news of the exciting events we have in store in honor of this achievement, and for some of the plans we have for your future!
Okay, which one of you is responsible for this? Own up now, and there's still a sight chance that we can deal with this quietly and without excess attention from the cross-and-flamethrower psychotics.
Somerset church tomb collapse exposes 1700s stone crypt
The church says it is currently unclear whether the collapse has damaged any surrounding graves.
www.bbc.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Okay, which one of you is responsible for this? Own up now, and there's still a sight chance that we can deal with this quietly and without excess attention from the cross-and-flamethrower psychotics.
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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All citizens of Yellow clearance or below reporting traitors for recycling today have been awarded a treason star.
It was clearly stated that this was the GREEN thing to do.
#ttrpg #paranoia #green
It was clearly stated that this was the GREEN thing to do.
#ttrpg #paranoia #green
Alpha Complex is proudly 100% #sustainable.
We recycle everything: Air, water, food, and citizens.
Do your part. Report a traitor for recycling today. I
It is the green thing to do.
#ttrpg #paranoia #green
We recycle everything: Air, water, food, and citizens.
Do your part. Report a traitor for recycling today. I
It is the green thing to do.
#ttrpg #paranoia #green
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Imagine, you and three changeling companions, driving a sensible sedan during a race against two other teams: one driving a hot rod, the third one driving mum's lame minivan.
Your task is to collect one food item each from 10 diners all over New Jersey.
Easy?
1/5
Your task is to collect one food item each from 10 diners all over New Jersey.
Easy?
1/5
November 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Imagine, you and three changeling companions, driving a sensible sedan during a race against two other teams: one driving a hot rod, the third one driving mum's lame minivan.
Your task is to collect one food item each from 10 diners all over New Jersey.
Easy?
1/5
Your task is to collect one food item each from 10 diners all over New Jersey.
Easy?
1/5
If anyone would care to learn about a Technocratic Procedure designed to discredit and even destroy the reputation of a target, then gather round. I've been authorized to distribute it to The List as it's being used for purposes considered unmutual by my superiors. #ttrpg #WorldOfDarkness #mta
November 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If anyone would care to learn about a Technocratic Procedure designed to discredit and even destroy the reputation of a target, then gather round. I've been authorized to distribute it to The List as it's being used for purposes considered unmutual by my superiors. #ttrpg #WorldOfDarkness #mta
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Happy Halloween, weirdoes. Former amalgam mate of mine from the Syndicate is throwing what should be an amazing get-together, so I might stop by. What are your plans? #ttrpg #worldofdarkness #mta #vtm #wta #andtherest
October 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Happy Halloween, weirdoes. Former amalgam mate of mine from the Syndicate is throwing what should be an amazing get-together, so I might stop by. What are your plans? #ttrpg #worldofdarkness #mta #vtm #wta #andtherest
//This post from months ago in a thread on my character's favorite books (and a few others in the same chain) are suddenly getting shared a bit, and I have no idea why.
American Slavery 1619-1877, by Peter Kolchin. As comprehensive a history as I've seen of America's original sin, and utterly chilling in its depiction of how the worst monsters in history were often people simply doing what they saw as their jobs.
October 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
//This post from months ago in a thread on my character's favorite books (and a few others in the same chain) are suddenly getting shared a bit, and I have no idea why.
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.
October 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.
It's not even in the top ten worst things about hemophages.
calling a vampire a narcissist is like calling a human a mammal like duh we're narcissistic not like there's a vegan option
October 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It's not even in the top ten worst things about hemophages.
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June 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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October 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Hydration is key.
YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT SATE YOUR THIRST.
October 27, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Hydration is key.
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Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
October 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.
With me so far? 1/x
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October 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
All of us are in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. -Oscar Wilde
October 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
All of us are in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. -Oscar Wilde
Found him! He made it all the way to San Diego, where we found him in the back room of a fraternity house party where he was unfavorably comparing the quality of today's cocaine to what they had in the 70s. He's safe now, and the frat boys only fuzzily remember a great time. #TeamTechnocracy #wod
October 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Found him! He made it all the way to San Diego, where we found him in the back room of a fraternity house party where he was unfavorably comparing the quality of today's cocaine to what they had in the 70s. He's safe now, and the frat boys only fuzzily remember a great time. #TeamTechnocracy #wod
Andy's notoriously camera-shy (a trait we heartily approve of), but in case you should happen to run across more than one elderly man in a lab coat who seems to be emitting smoke, we do have one picture for identification: #wod #ttrpg #TeamTechnocracy
October 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Andy's notoriously camera-shy (a trait we heartily approve of), but in case you should happen to run across more than one elderly man in a lab coat who seems to be emitting smoke, we do have one picture for identification: #wod #ttrpg #TeamTechnocracy
"Go off" being meant in a mostly metaphorical sense, of course.
To be clear, Andy is actually quite pleasant to deal with, but it's best to give him some distance when he's like this. Oh, and do NOT feed him sugar under any circumstances. He gets a bit jumpy, and could easily go off. #wod #ttrpg #TeamTechnocracy
October 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
"Go off" being meant in a mostly metaphorical sense, of course.
To be clear, Andy is actually quite pleasant to deal with, but it's best to give him some distance when he's like this. Oh, and do NOT feed him sugar under any circumstances. He gets a bit jumpy, and could easily go off. #wod #ttrpg #TeamTechnocracy
October 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
To be clear, Andy is actually quite pleasant to deal with, but it's best to give him some distance when he's like this. Oh, and do NOT feed him sugar under any circumstances. He gets a bit jumpy, and could easily go off. #wod #ttrpg #TeamTechnocracy
If you run across a small, somewhat elderly man in a lab coat who seems to be smoking slightly, please do not approach. Either contact me here or call your local Nuclear Regulatory Commission office and say "I found Andy," then clear the area immediately. Thanks! #wod #ttrpg
October 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
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Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay
October 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay