Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
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“Lesbian consultant.” “The Chappell Roan of twitter” (and maybe bluesky?) “A good argument, just miles outside the scope.” Cis, she/her. Powered by iced tea and Carly Rae. I would love to do your podcast.
The Star Wars AFOLs would make January 6 look like a bar mitzvah
January 15, 2026 at 12:37 AM
The Star Wars AFOLs would make January 6 look like a bar mitzvah
Reposted by Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
We will meet their cruelty with our craftiness. We will face their gargantuan resources with our inexhaustible resolve.
We will face them.
We will succeed.
We will face them.
We will succeed.
January 15, 2026 at 12:36 AM
We will meet their cruelty with our craftiness. We will face their gargantuan resources with our inexhaustible resolve.
We will face them.
We will succeed.
We will face them.
We will succeed.
You should primary her
January 14, 2026 at 11:54 PM
You should primary her
Why is this how I learned
January 14, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Why is this how I learned
In what context
January 14, 2026 at 10:56 PM
In what context
This is what they did to Jesus iirc
January 14, 2026 at 10:52 PM
This is what they did to Jesus iirc
EXTREMELY critical
January 14, 2026 at 10:46 PM
EXTREMELY critical
Reposted by Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
"Her satin shift had been bought on sale for 40% off at Menard's—but it would be 100% off by the time we were done with it."
January 14, 2026 at 10:32 PM
"Her satin shift had been bought on sale for 40% off at Menard's—but it would be 100% off by the time we were done with it."
It’s funny doncha know
January 14, 2026 at 10:32 PM
It’s funny doncha know
I Will Kill Myself And Everyone Else
January 14, 2026 at 9:42 PM
I Will Kill Myself And Everyone Else
Lenin lives
January 14, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Lenin lives
I’m listening
January 14, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I’m listening