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Clarence the Liar 𓅯

@clarencetheliar.bsky.social

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hieroglyph G40—"bird fleeing the bullshit" this host is a 34 year old big gamete boy in a small gamete world, a standard issue former gifted kid suffering from chronic pain and many cats @sibach's boywife wifeguy 🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 ABOLISH ICE LAND BACK

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Clarence the Liar 𓅯 @clarencetheliar.bsky.social · 14h

Malak and Maali haven't received a donation in SEVEN DAYS. This is unacceptable. Maali is partially paralyzed and needs diapers and other supplies. I haven't been able to locate an account for them yet, but here is their fundraiser link. I beg you to send something their way, and share if you can't.

Help me to save my family and my sister

I am Malak Jamil, a Smart Systems and Computer Engineering student. I completed my high school education with an excellent grade, and it has always been my dream to study engineering and contribute to...

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Clarence the Liar 𓅯 @clarencetheliar.bsky.social · 13h

I'm expecting some kind of "you can't change horses mid-stream" like they did with Bush in 2004.

Clarence the Liar 𓅯 @clarencetheliar.bsky.social · 13h

For those who need a refresher, you do it like this.

Timmy from Fairly Oddparents kneeling next to his bed and praying. Originally the text read "Please God let this happen it would be so funny", but I have edited it to read "Please God don't let this happen because it would be so fucking bad for my mental health", given that this is Dolly Parton we're talking about. Realistic tears have been added to show the emotional pain.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 18h

my cat on catnip while I'm chilling stoned

AEW wrestler Orange Cassidy sitting on a chair with his feet up playing with a rubix cube while other AEW wrestler Thekla does her trademark spider pose where she arches backwards and walks on her hands and feet while looking at Orange

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Clarence the Liar 𓅯 @clarencetheliar.bsky.social · 13h

I don't care if you're an atheist such as I, you better get down on your knees and pray like the Lord's about to condemn you to hellfire

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17h

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 21h

this will literally never stop being funny to me

signal messages:

friend:
at a 30+ t4t meetup here
mention doing my shots
vs pills
before i could finish, TWO people finished my sentence "oh the ktp method"
me: YOU'RE KIDDING
friend: nope
me: fucking incredible. truly
friend: "i was on pills but when my friend showed me about how to do the injec-"

simultaneously
1: "oh the katie method?"
2: *nodding* "the ktp method yeah"

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Clarence the Liar 𓅯 @clarencetheliar.bsky.social · 13h

For dolls with unwanted balls:

razorgirl @razorgirl.diy · 1d

Do you want an orchi, and are you worried that you'll never be able to get one, either because of cost, or lack of access in your country?

Well earlier this year, some friends and I went to Thailand to get an orchi for as cheap as possible, and one of us wrote a guide on the process!

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Thailand Group Orchiectomy Guide for Trans People

A group travel guide for trans people seeking cheap orchiectomy surgery in Thailand. Includes costs, best timing, surgeon, travel tips, pre- and post-surgery care, and how to enjoy a safe, supportive,...

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Clarence the Liar 𓅯 @clarencetheliar.bsky.social · 14h

I'm back from my month-long hiatus. Did anyone important die while I was gone?

Clarence the Liar 𓅯 @clarencetheliar.bsky.social · 14h

This trans person stands by your side in solidarity. Your survival is our survival. If they can do this to Palestinians, they can do it to anyone. Venezuelan fishermen have suffered the same fate as many of your neighbors. We are fighting the same fight. ✊

Clarence the Liar 𓅯 @clarencetheliar.bsky.social · 14h

The reason Israelis can claim Palestinian illiteracy is because they've destroyed or looted their libraries. This documentary will show you how it happened.

🇵🇸The Great Book Robbery | Witness

YouTube video by Al Jazeera English

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Clarence the Liar 𓅯 @clarencetheliar.bsky.social · 14h

...in a school held amidst the rubble of their former homes because he wants to see her succeed. Alaa wants to study to prepare for a PhD program. Palestinian history is rich with scholars. They've often worked under conditions unimaginable to those of us in the West.

Clarence the Liar 𓅯 @clarencetheliar.bsky.social · 14h

One of the worst lies Israeli hasbarists have told the world is that Palestinians are backwards and illiterate. Even if this were true their actions would not be justifiable, but a central part of Palestinian culture is a love of and hunger for knowledge. I know of a man who enrolled his daughter...

Clarence the Liar 𓅯 @clarencetheliar.bsky.social · 14h

Alaa is a mother of three children, two of which have serious medical conditions. In a show of resilience that never should have been required of her, she's going to prepare to pursue her PhD amidst the destruction She has faith in a future for her family and for herself. Please donate and/or share.

Eng Alaa @mamatwins.bsky.social · 3d

Those who say “the battle is over” don’t understand the meaning of resilience.
We live under annihilation every day: Palestinians, trans people, and everyone resisting oppression are standing against death, shouting in the name of humanity and freedom. Loss is not in
🔗 tinyurl.com/2mtfvyua

Clarence the Liar 𓅯 @clarencetheliar.bsky.social · 14h

Every post from Saeed's account @sssaeeeddddd.bsky.social has been marked as sp*m. Even he of Blanket Man fame isn't receiving donations, probably because of the label. It is disgusting what this site is doing to these desperate people. Haven't they suffered enough? Please donate and/or share.

Donate to Contribute To Saving The Life Of Saeed and his Family, organized by Sarah El abbassi

My name is Saeed, I am 22 years old, from Gaza ‎‏Befo… Sarah El abbassi needs your support for Contribute To Saving The Life Of Saeed and his Family

www.gofundme.com

Clarence the Liar 𓅯 @clarencetheliar.bsky.social · 14h

Help me to save my family and my sister

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Clarence the Liar 𓅯 @clarencetheliar.bsky.social · 14h

Please, don't let Ruaa down. Speak out about your government's complicity. If you can, donate to fundraising campaigns like hers, or share them to get the word out if you can't. Remember, your words and deeds give Ruaa and many other Palestinians hope. They need it now more than ever.

Clarence the Liar 𓅯 @clarencetheliar.bsky.social · 14h

This is completely unacceptable, and yet the world accepts it anyway. Too many people with too little power against too few people with too much power. We can still help by donating and sharing links, so please do.

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Clarence the Liar 𓅯 @clarencetheliar.bsky.social · 15h

This is Najwa, a mother of five including @ssaakkhheerr2.bsky.social. You can find her at @fineart51.bsky.social. It's heartbreaking that even the pain of inhaling wood smoke can't compare with the pain of a perpetually empty stomach. Please donate and/or share.

Donate to Help a Mother of 5 Survive in Gaza, organized by Jennifer M

My name is Najwa, and I am a mother of five children living in Gaza. Every day, we strug… Jennifer M needs your support for Help a Mother of 5 Survive in Gaza

www.gofundme.com

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Clarence the Liar 𓅯 @clarencetheliar.bsky.social · 15h

Read Sakher's words. Try to comprehend the incomprehensible pain he is facing, body and soul. Please donate and/or share.

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Sakher and Reem 🍉🇵🇸 @sakher-gaza.bsky.social · 1d

Two years of war have left us broken, sick, and without hope. But still we’re here, together, asking you: please, don’t look away. Every share, every donation, can literally keep us alive.

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Sakher and Reem 🍉🇵🇸 @sakher-gaza.bsky.social · 1d

We are trying to survive, but everything has stopped. We keep showing you what we have lost because this is all we can do — tell our story, hope that someone will care.
We don’t want luxury. We don’t want anything but to live our lives. Just to breathe, to eat, to feel safe again.

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Clarence the Liar 𓅯 @clarencetheliar.bsky.social · 15h

Reem and Sakher need your help. No donations in five days is unthinkable. Remember that due to fees, only 2/3rds of your donation ends up as money in their hands. I would encourage you to give accordingly or share if you can't.

Sakher and Reem 🍉🇵🇸 @sakher-gaza.bsky.social · 1d

We are Reem and Sakher. Tomorrow marks exactly two years since this war began. Two years of loss, fear and endless pain. We have lost everything our homes, our memories, our safety, our dreams.
For five days now, no donations have reached us
More in the comments, read my words…💔

gofund.me/459d365f

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · Aug 19

The fascist "Free Press" just published a disgusting claim that kids in Gaza aren't dying by starvation, but because they were already sick with other diseases.

Anne Frank died of Typhus. The "Free Press" fascists would argue that it was a natural disease—not the concentration camp—that killed her.

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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.bsky.social · Aug 19

“Voting blue is still better.”

The white folks are holding a sitting Black representative HOSTAGE and them fuckers aint doing shit about it. Kiss my ass.

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Clarence the Liar 𓅯 @clarencetheliar.bsky.social · Aug 20

get it nice and warm in there and you've got an instant sous-vide machine

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · Aug 20

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · Jul 23

*hits vape*

babaloomer

loomer’s very surgically augmented face on a babadook

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