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Now that’s what I call BlueSky…ing?
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You don't have to wait for Black Friday to get the deals on Facebook Marketplace. 🤌💲
A screenshot of a Facebook Marketplace post advertising a "Giant paper wasp nest" for $50. The description reads "Giant wasp next still in the tree. About the size of a basketball Can be used for an art or nature project. OBO." I think OBO means "Or best offer," possibly "Or bee-st offer." Don't whine at that pun, you're getting this post for free.
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Evil gremlin downloaded himself onto computer. Worst virus since ILOVEYOU.
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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"He always looked into my eyes while we made love. So beautiful."
Okay you can either believe this is a screenshot of the movie "Total Recall" or you can believe that this is an image of RFK Jr.'s O-face. Your pick.
October 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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October 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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It comes in NOODLES?!
A photo of provel cheese, which comes in NOODLES?!
October 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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I'm goin' in. If I'm not back in 15 minutes tell my family I died doing what I loved.
A screenshot from the movie "Alien." Three crewmembers of the Nostromo enter a derelict spaceship through a vulva-shaped opening. H.R. Giger, you dawg!
September 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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What a great horror scene and I never want to see it again.
Alien Earth's resident eyeball squid about to ruin a sheep's day.
August 28, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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Simpsons character Ralph Wiggum naively asking if the sheep from the "Alien: Earth" teaser will be okay.
July 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Hell the orbs send you to bed without supper.
Rover, in all of his round glory, marching Number Six back to his room.
July 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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A reference photo, for comparison's sake.
Screengrab from an 1983 episode of "Sale of the Century."
June 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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I haven't 3D modeled anything in a bit, so I decided to jump in with a quick project last week.
3D rendering of the contestant podiums from "Sale of the Century."
June 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I can fix him...
Cover art for the 2017 game "Prey," by Arkane Studios.
June 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Tracy Jordan of "30 Rock" being emotional.
April 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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The Cadbury Creme Egg Fool
The Cadbury Mini Egg Genius
Cadbury Creme Egg: The food of the scoundrel. Cadbury Mini Egg: God's chosen candy.
April 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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You heard it here first, fellas… dumb rich people made cookies. Awooga.
A push notification from Crumbl Cookies that reads: “BREAKING! You heard it here first… The Kardashian Jenner Family Flavors are here!”
April 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Oh good lord I just got served this on Facebook. Time to delete the computer.
A wretched AI-generated image of a hybrid Steak n' Shake-Tesla Dealership. Be glad you are blind so you wouldn't have to see this.
March 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Played "A Link to the Past" for the first time in ages and of course the name screen comes up and I just can't help myself.
Screengrab from "The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past" An NPC is speaking: "Yo! IDIOT! You seem to be in a heap of trouble, but this is all I can give you." Screengrab from "The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past" An NPC is speaking: "Do you understand, IDIOT?" Screengrab from "The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past" An NPC is speaking: "Welcome, IDIOT... I am the Essence of the Triforce."
February 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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I feel like I should hate the Chiefs but I can't bring myself to do it. They don't bother me. Go sports.
Rob Lowe in a crowd, wearing a NFL hat. His expression is as neutral as his preference for whomever wins this game.
February 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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He’s transforming into the villain from “Phantasm.”
February 3, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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CLASSIC ARCADE GAME TITLES AND THEIR MEANING

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Interior of an arcade. Credit: Ben Neale | Unsplash
November 12, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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The needle only gets its power from those who believe in it. Do not be seduced by its false promises!
The New York Times Needle. Feared by some, despised by all.
November 5, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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“Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!”
Señor Cardgage, a character from “Homestar Runner.”
October 26, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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Donald Duck, on The Hot Ones.
Donald Duck preparing to eat a chicken drumstick. Bird eating bird. This is the reality of our cruel world.
August 24, 2024 at 12:38 AM
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Did Bluesky get acquired by MSN or something?
December 24, 2023 at 5:25 PM
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December 22, 2023 at 3:27 AM