Now that’s what I call BlueSky…ing?
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Quick-drying cement! No liquids!!!
Every Silicon Valley guy since 2010: What if we broke everything BUT we **didn't** fix it later?
a cat is laying on a couch holding a fan of 50 euro notes
Alt: A cat is laying on a couch holding a stack of bills. That's right, this cat has a higher net worth than you do!
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Every Silicon Valley guy since 2010: What if we broke everything BUT we **didn't** fix it later?
I find it crazy that for all of their struggles this year the Lions were still 4th in DVOA. Some hope for the future despite everything.
Fun week for DVOA
1 Rams lose
2 Seahawks ?
3 Colts lose
4 Lions lose
5 Chiefs lose
1 Rams lose
2 Seahawks ?
3 Colts lose
4 Lions lose
5 Chiefs lose
November 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I find it crazy that for all of their struggles this year the Lions were still 4th in DVOA. Some hope for the future despite everything.
You don't have to wait for Black Friday to get the deals on Facebook Marketplace. 🤌💲
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
You don't have to wait for Black Friday to get the deals on Facebook Marketplace. 🤌💲
I'm hastily announcing a presidential run just so I can get hit on by Olivia Nuzzi.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I'm hastily announcing a presidential run just so I can get hit on by Olivia Nuzzi.
It beats the hell out of the "narrator lore dumps during a dramatic montage" trope that so many movies do now.
Don't let the sneering of "READING!!!" from CinemaSins influence you, bring back the scroll!
Don't let the sneering of "READING!!!" from CinemaSins influence you, bring back the scroll!
I fired up the '87 version this morning, and immediately thought how more movies should do scrolls at the beginning to set the scene. Similiar expo dump nowadays probably adds a minimum 10 minute scene.
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It beats the hell out of the "narrator lore dumps during a dramatic montage" trope that so many movies do now.
Don't let the sneering of "READING!!!" from CinemaSins influence you, bring back the scroll!
Don't let the sneering of "READING!!!" from CinemaSins influence you, bring back the scroll!
lol okay hun.
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare
We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
lol okay hun.
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⚠️ Google has given you access to The Computer That Lies.
⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.
⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.
January 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
⚠️ Google has given you access to The Computer That Lies.
⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.
⚠️ You are now required to use The Computer That Lies.
I love the New York Times. Every article is "Internet Person Says You Should Hit Your Nuts with a Sledgehammer. Experts Disagree."
October 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I love the New York Times. Every article is "Internet Person Says You Should Hit Your Nuts with a Sledgehammer. Experts Disagree."
"It's Like Kissing an Old Roller Grill Hot Dog: My Year of Bliss with RFK Jr."
Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
Have I Got Nuzzi For You
Olivia Nuzzi is set to address her relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a forthcoming book, galleys of which are circulating among a select group of readers, Status has learned.
www.status.news
October 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
"It's Like Kissing an Old Roller Grill Hot Dog: My Year of Bliss with RFK Jr."
"Hi, I'm the CEO of AnnoyingBullshit dot com. Here's what I have to say about the future."
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
More bad news for Gen Z grads: Even LinkedIn’s CEO is saying the future of work won’t belong to people with degrees anymore
LinkedIn CEO Ryan Roslansky said Ivy League diplomas won’t get Gen Z hopefuls far in the job hunt. Warren Buffett and Mark Zuckerberg agree college isn’t needed for success.
www.yahoo.com
October 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"Hi, I'm the CEO of AnnoyingBullshit dot com. Here's what I have to say about the future."
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Just a note to any EA employees: If someone from the Saudi government shows up saying they’re "here to reduce headcount," run!
www.polygon.com/ea-electroni...
www.polygon.com/ea-electroni...
EA's $55B buyout gives Saudi Arabia even bigger foothold in the games industry
Electronic Arts boss says 'Our values and our commitment to players ... remain unchanged'
www.polygon.com
September 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Just a note to any EA employees: If someone from the Saudi government shows up saying they’re "here to reduce headcount," run!
www.polygon.com/ea-electroni...
www.polygon.com/ea-electroni...
Sorry boss.
*Puts chasity belt on*
We’re gonna call you Mounds because you ain’t gonna feel like a nut.
*Puts chasity belt on*
We’re gonna call you Mounds because you ain’t gonna feel like a nut.
September 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Sorry boss.
*Puts chasity belt on*
We’re gonna call you Mounds because you ain’t gonna feel like a nut.
*Puts chasity belt on*
We’re gonna call you Mounds because you ain’t gonna feel like a nut.
Now playing: Monster Mash (Taylor’s Version)
September 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Now playing: Monster Mash (Taylor’s Version)
When one door closes another door closes. I'm sorry but we've decided to go with another candidate whose experience and skills are more closely aligned with opening doors. Although it didn't work out this time, we hope you consider doors in the future.
September 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
When one door closes another door closes. I'm sorry but we've decided to go with another candidate whose experience and skills are more closely aligned with opening doors. Although it didn't work out this time, we hope you consider doors in the future.
2025’s Hot Trendy New Phrases!
“Oh god, not again!”
“Why??? Why???”
“Make it stop! Oh please make it stop!”
“Oh god, not again!”
“Why??? Why???”
“Make it stop! Oh please make it stop!”
September 23, 2025 at 6:46 AM
2025’s Hot Trendy New Phrases!
“Oh god, not again!”
“Why??? Why???”
“Make it stop! Oh please make it stop!”
“Oh god, not again!”
“Why??? Why???”
“Make it stop! Oh please make it stop!”
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Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him
May 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him
Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Jimmy Kimmel Love
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Jimmy Kimmel Love
September 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Jimmy Kimmel Love
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Jimmy Kimmel Love
Nextstar pulls repeats of “Star Trek” after episode showing Kirk and Uhura kissing airs.
September 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Nextstar pulls repeats of “Star Trek” after episode showing Kirk and Uhura kissing airs.
Kenny Albert looks like he’s slowly morphing into Matthew Broderick.
September 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Kenny Albert looks like he’s slowly morphing into Matthew Broderick.
Lmao at this article for blaming Michigan’s income woes on a lack of educated people. What the hell are you going to do with a Bachelor’s degree in Michigan? Besides go into debt?
bridgemi.com/quality-life...
bridgemi.com/quality-life...
Income gap between Michigan, nation widens. Blame education - Bridge Michigan
New Census numbers show Michigan continues to fall further behind the nation in household income. States with higher incomes typically have more college graduates.
bridgemi.com
September 12, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Lmao at this article for blaming Michigan’s income woes on a lack of educated people. What the hell are you going to do with a Bachelor’s degree in Michigan? Besides go into debt?
bridgemi.com/quality-life...
bridgemi.com/quality-life...
"This isn't who we are" says nation after the 50,000th time it happened.
September 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"This isn't who we are" says nation after the 50,000th time it happened.
What a great horror scene and I never want to see it again.
August 28, 2025 at 7:07 AM
What a great horror scene and I never want to see it again.
“Microsoft Now!” I holler at the computer screen as I get madder and madder at the news.
August 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“Microsoft Now!” I holler at the computer screen as I get madder and madder at the news.
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I reviewed the first two episodes of Alien: Earth, which is at times breathtakingly faithful to the aesthetic of the original and at others very much its own disgusting thing. I'm very proud of the headline. (gift link)
‘Alien: Earth’ Episodes 1 and 2 Recap: Gross Encounters
www.nytimes.com
August 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I reviewed the first two episodes of Alien: Earth, which is at times breathtakingly faithful to the aesthetic of the original and at others very much its own disgusting thing. I'm very proud of the headline. (gift link)