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Now that’s what I call BlueSky…ing?
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Quick-drying cement! No liquids!!!
Oh you like "songs" do ya?

*Puts down an Uno reverse card*

Name five notes.
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Now is the time to give Alvin Kamara that sweet contract extension.
December 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
When you scroll past a tweet that said "3.1"
December 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
It's over on Twitter a bit, but having to wait three years and a release date on a heavy travel day is going to muffle the spark a bit.

Also Season 4 wasn't all that hot to begin with.
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I am going insane because I see it too.
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It seems fitting that he's in the company of not one, but TWO Matt Millen-drafted QBs.
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
We're all busy pulling the Lions' NES cartridge out, blowing on it, and switching the power button on again.
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Oh no my NVIDIA Shield might become worthless!
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 AM
EEEEEEEWHAT?!
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The hell? Do they just use whipped cream and pass it off like a cheap gas station dessert?
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Let's be honest. If either of them vote no it's because the caucus already had eight other senators volunteer before they could.
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
This is like saying that Deion Sanders was born to be a baseball player in like 2003. Sure, we know. He did it. Cool.
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Data centers and brutalism deserve each other.
November 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
You look like you just saw somebody throw a shoe at President Bush.
November 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Cuomo going “we do not discriminate against any religion” was SO RICH considering all he did in just the last month.
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Was the the toppings/style combo or was it just a really well made dog?
November 1, 2025 at 5:24 AM
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
That ending has been stuck in my head for nearly 30 years.

Also the end shot of the “gremlin” episode where it takes over the family computer.
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM