Zoe Vatter
@classicallyzo.bsky.social
Canadian 🇨🇦 - Marketer 📊 - Dog Mom 🐶 - Avid Reader 📚 - Outdoor Sort of Enthusiast 🌳 - Working on my DBA 🎒
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Talking books at work and I mentioned I couldn't get into ACOTAR and was told it took her 3 books to get into the series. I am not reading 3 400+ page books for it to finally get okay.
January 30, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Talking books at work and I mentioned I couldn't get into ACOTAR and was told it took her 3 books to get into the series. I am not reading 3 400+ page books for it to finally get okay.
Perfection. The fleece and the pose Carney specifically requested.
January 30, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Perfection. The fleece and the pose Carney specifically requested.
Yeah a few American friends mentioned this to me. Not that they have a leg to stand on, but not great.
"The Trump administration held secret meetings with far-right separatists from Alberta who seek independence. They requested a $500 billion line of credit in case of an independence referendum."
Alberta is making international news in the worst ways.
unn.ua/en/news/trum...
Alberta is making international news in the worst ways.
unn.ua/en/news/trum...
Trump administration secretly met with Canadian Alberta separatists: Media revealed details
УНН News of the World ✎ The Trump administration held secret meetings with far-right separatists from Alberta who seek independence. They requested a $500
billion line of cre…
unn.ua
January 30, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Yeah a few American friends mentioned this to me. Not that they have a leg to stand on, but not great.
100% and I think we need to actually charge the people involved with this. If people want to live in the authoritarian mess that is the US, move there.
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
B.C. premier says Alberta separatists seeking assistance from U.S. is 'treason' | CBC News
British Columbia Premier David Eby says Alberta separatists meeting with the Trump administration for financial backing is an act of treason and an issue he'll raise as the premiers gather with the pr...
www.cbc.ca
January 29, 2026 at 6:50 PM
100% and I think we need to actually charge the people involved with this. If people want to live in the authoritarian mess that is the US, move there.
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Everyone grieves differently but this is 😬 This is really sad and gross to listen to. Sounds like one of my work calls. Hypocrites as always. People lost their jobs over their opinions of his death, but these people can profit from it.
Candace Owens released leaked audio from Turning Point USA in which Erika Kirk is heard giggling and cheerfully discussing attendance figures, merchandise sales, and performance metrics from Charlie Kirk’s memorial event just 11 days after his death...
January 28, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Everyone grieves differently but this is 😬 This is really sad and gross to listen to. Sounds like one of my work calls. Hypocrites as always. People lost their jobs over their opinions of his death, but these people can profit from it.
Spotify added Listening Stats - my top song this week made me laugh 😂 Accurate for this moment in time.
January 28, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Spotify added Listening Stats - my top song this week made me laugh 😂 Accurate for this moment in time.
I think artists should just not announce albums until it comes out. Like what do you mean I have to wait until the end of April for the new Noah Kahan album? 😭
January 28, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I think artists should just not announce albums until it comes out. Like what do you mean I have to wait until the end of April for the new Noah Kahan album? 😭
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Another ICE shooting, another round of Republican buts and prayers
January 26, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Another ICE shooting, another round of Republican buts and prayers
That is really, really not the reason. Supporting Harry Potter is supporting the author and her extreme hatred. The themes of Harry Potter - everyone is equal and deserves love and acceptance in society. It's in support of those themes I've turned away from the series.
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
Younger generations “have fallen out of love with Harry Potter because they have fallen out of love with the worldview the series represents,” writes Louise Perry. “Which is to say that young people have fallen out of love with liberalism.”
Younger generations “have fallen out of love with Harry Potter because they have fallen out of love with the worldview the series represents,” writes Louise Perry. “Which is to say that young people have fallen out of love with liberalism.”
Opinion | Why Gen Z Doesn’t Love ‘Harry Potter’
The wizarding worldview is naïve.
nyti.ms
January 27, 2026 at 2:27 AM
That is really, really not the reason. Supporting Harry Potter is supporting the author and her extreme hatred. The themes of Harry Potter - everyone is equal and deserves love and acceptance in society. It's in support of those themes I've turned away from the series.
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The rest of the world is watching after an epic speech and amid serious discussions on sovereignty
Canada:
Canada:
January 24, 2026 at 1:32 AM
The rest of the world is watching after an epic speech and amid serious discussions on sovereignty
Canada:
Canada:
Being driven insane this week with this enhanced Copilot access I have now. First day - figured out how to turn it off in Excel 😂 I was like "leave me alone unless I want you"
January 22, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Being driven insane this week with this enhanced Copilot access I have now. First day - figured out how to turn it off in Excel 😂 I was like "leave me alone unless I want you"
The theme of 2026 apparently is ruining classic literature in film. Wuthering Heights as "the greatest love story of all time" 🤨 and then in the summer we have Greeks running around in pants (The Odyssey) 🙄
November 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The theme of 2026 apparently is ruining classic literature in film. Wuthering Heights as "the greatest love story of all time" 🤨 and then in the summer we have Greeks running around in pants (The Odyssey) 🙄
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I seem to be missing 5 months of my life, because clearly this is an April Fool's joke right? Right?! www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
$150 - $230 for a sock basically.
$150 - $230 for a sock basically.
Introducing iPhone Pocket: a beautiful way to wear and carry iPhone
ISSEY MIYAKE and Apple today unveiled iPhone Pocket, designed to fit any iPhone as well as all pocketable items.
www.apple.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I seem to be missing 5 months of my life, because clearly this is an April Fool's joke right? Right?! www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
$150 - $230 for a sock basically.
$150 - $230 for a sock basically.
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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Ahhh so this is why I finally got a response 😂 It was the first time in the 2 years since he was elected... Even the previous "goes to Hawaii during Covid" MLA was better at responding.
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Ahhh so this is why I finally got a response 😂 It was the first time in the 2 years since he was elected... Even the previous "goes to Hawaii during Covid" MLA was better at responding.
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Once again millions of Canadians literally forget how to drive after first snowfall
Once again millions of Canadians literally forget how to drive after first snowfall
OTTAWA – Ministry of Transportation offices across Canada are once again finding themselves overrun with what has become a familiar sight each winter, as hundreds of thousands of Canadians must restar...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Once again millions of Canadians literally forget how to drive after first snowfall
Saw a headline about how this ostrich thing is the "worst mistake in Canadian history" - I only wish this was our worst mistake... 😅
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Saw a headline about how this ostrich thing is the "worst mistake in Canadian history" - I only wish this was our worst mistake... 😅
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My work has a book club and I clearly need a "shitty book club" version based on their picks 😅 I read the first book of Twilight 3 different times this year. I need to discuss that with other people. Why did Stephanie Meyer do that? Why did I do that to myself?
November 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
My work has a book club and I clearly need a "shitty book club" version based on their picks 😅 I read the first book of Twilight 3 different times this year. I need to discuss that with other people. Why did Stephanie Meyer do that? Why did I do that to myself?
Quality Falls near Tumbler Ridge with my hiking buddy and even on a hike I cannot escape pumpkins 😂 Very irresponsible of whoever left them but did give me a laugh.
November 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Quality Falls near Tumbler Ridge with my hiking buddy and even on a hike I cannot escape pumpkins 😂 Very irresponsible of whoever left them but did give me a laugh.
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The Great Gatsby was better when it was fiction.
November 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The Great Gatsby was better when it was fiction.
It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's Krypto! Jarvis is in the Halloween spirit, donned his cape and is ready to patrol. ❤️
October 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's Krypto! Jarvis is in the Halloween spirit, donned his cape and is ready to patrol. ❤️