Allison🇨🇦 & The Blowfish
@allistronomy.bsky.social
She/Her. YQU ➡️ YEG ➡️ YYC. 💚💛 EAS&Physics. GIS, saxophone, cycling, fountain pens, random thoughts from my life. Winter lover, go Oilers go 💙🧡🗺️✒️🎷
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Sick day. I feel so bad that I don’t even want to play Stardew Valley. Time to pass out and hang out with Nurse Molly.
December 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Sick day. I feel so bad that I don’t even want to play Stardew Valley. Time to pass out and hang out with Nurse Molly.
I found pseudoephedrine tablets without getting them OTC.
I gonna enjoy getting SO decongested.
I gonna enjoy getting SO decongested.
two men in yellow coveralls are standing next to each other with the words let 's cook written on the bottom
Alt: Walter White and Jesse Pinkman in their yellow PPE suits, and at the bottom it says “Let’s cook”
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I found pseudoephedrine tablets without getting them OTC.
I gonna enjoy getting SO decongested.
I gonna enjoy getting SO decongested.
I’m so excited to watch the Globes this year, Matthew Rhys and Keri Russell both nominated? Amazing.
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I’m so excited to watch the Globes this year, Matthew Rhys and Keri Russell both nominated? Amazing.
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
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IM BIGGER THAN SOME MEN IF YOU UNDERSERVE ME I WILL KICK YOUR ASS AND THEN CRY ABOUT HAVING TO BE VIOLENT
December 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
IM BIGGER THAN SOME MEN IF YOU UNDERSERVE ME I WILL KICK YOUR ASS AND THEN CRY ABOUT HAVING TO BE VIOLENT
Hello, we visited a Christmas card this weekend. No jinglehorses, but we did cross paths with a couple of birds and a few dog sled teams.
December 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hello, we visited a Christmas card this weekend. No jinglehorses, but we did cross paths with a couple of birds and a few dog sled teams.
Initially when you hear of the Grossglockner manslaughter charges, you think “well, sometimes you can’t rescue everyone in an emergency”. But then you read the details, and god damn. That man is entirely responsible for his girlfriend’s death.
December 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Initially when you hear of the Grossglockner manslaughter charges, you think “well, sometimes you can’t rescue everyone in an emergency”. But then you read the details, and god damn. That man is entirely responsible for his girlfriend’s death.
I overheard someone say they were okay with AI replacing “bands” but drew the line at using voices, like Frank Sinatra, because then it’s “replacing someone”
Sinatra sang with a big band. That’s around 20 “someone”s, each with a unique sound, you dolt.
Sinatra sang with a big band. That’s around 20 “someone”s, each with a unique sound, you dolt.
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I overheard someone say they were okay with AI replacing “bands” but drew the line at using voices, like Frank Sinatra, because then it’s “replacing someone”
Sinatra sang with a big band. That’s around 20 “someone”s, each with a unique sound, you dolt.
Sinatra sang with a big band. That’s around 20 “someone”s, each with a unique sound, you dolt.
This hockey game is eerily quiet. Maybe it’s because Utah and Calgary haven’t really formed a rivalry yet, or maybe it’s because there’s maybe a couple dozen of us in Utah colours so it’s really punching down at this point.
December 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This hockey game is eerily quiet. Maybe it’s because Utah and Calgary haven’t really formed a rivalry yet, or maybe it’s because there’s maybe a couple dozen of us in Utah colours so it’s really punching down at this point.
At the Flames vs Utah game. I’m wearing my Utah jersey, with an Oilers toque.
I want Utah to win, BUT if the Flames win, that’s better for Edmonton in the conference
I want Utah to win, BUT if the Flames win, that’s better for Edmonton in the conference
a man in a blue shirt says i 'm playing both sides
Alt: Mac from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia saying “I’m playing both sides so that I always come out on top”
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
At the Flames vs Utah game. I’m wearing my Utah jersey, with an Oilers toque.
I want Utah to win, BUT if the Flames win, that’s better for Edmonton in the conference
I want Utah to win, BUT if the Flames win, that’s better for Edmonton in the conference
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Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
Well that’s certainly a design choice.
December 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Well that’s certainly a design choice.
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
The Pantone Colour of the Year being white* has to be one of the biggest recession indicators yet.
*”cloud dancer” 🙄
*”cloud dancer” 🙄
December 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The Pantone Colour of the Year being white* has to be one of the biggest recession indicators yet.
*”cloud dancer” 🙄
*”cloud dancer” 🙄
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Congrats everyone, we are officially at “circle back in the new year” o clock, we have survived the year, good work team
December 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Congrats everyone, we are officially at “circle back in the new year” o clock, we have survived the year, good work team
I’m going to an event today for a company that laid me off almost 3 years ago, so I need to figure out the corporate equivalent of Diana’s revenge dress.
December 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I’m going to an event today for a company that laid me off almost 3 years ago, so I need to figure out the corporate equivalent of Diana’s revenge dress.
Hot music take: the best Christmas song is Step Into Christmas and the fact that it doesn’t get the same love as Mariah Carey’s hit is a travesty.
December 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Hot music take: the best Christmas song is Step Into Christmas and the fact that it doesn’t get the same love as Mariah Carey’s hit is a travesty.
Team Apple Music because it’s cheaper to just get all my Apple stuff together. Undeniably, Wrapped > Replay. But all that actually matters for this year is this
December 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Team Apple Music because it’s cheaper to just get all my Apple stuff together. Undeniably, Wrapped > Replay. But all that actually matters for this year is this
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Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal
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Postcard from my collection, sent 1912.
December 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Postcard from my collection, sent 1912.
I saw a crashed cybertruck yesterday. I knew the design was bad, but I didn’t realize how bad until I saw the hazard lights. You couldn’t see this at all approaching, you only knew it was there because of a different Tesla behind it with better hazards.
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I saw a crashed cybertruck yesterday. I knew the design was bad, but I didn’t realize how bad until I saw the hazard lights. You couldn’t see this at all approaching, you only knew it was there because of a different Tesla behind it with better hazards.
*spoiler”
I love that one of these arguments in Perry Mason is what kind of people leave a baby in a separate room while they make love!?
I mean, any of us who have siblings have probably been in that situation (or were conceived in that situation).
I love that one of these arguments in Perry Mason is what kind of people leave a baby in a separate room while they make love!?
I mean, any of us who have siblings have probably been in that situation (or were conceived in that situation).
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 AM
*spoiler”
I love that one of these arguments in Perry Mason is what kind of people leave a baby in a separate room while they make love!?
I mean, any of us who have siblings have probably been in that situation (or were conceived in that situation).
I love that one of these arguments in Perry Mason is what kind of people leave a baby in a separate room while they make love!?
I mean, any of us who have siblings have probably been in that situation (or were conceived in that situation).
I don’t mask most of the time, but there’s always a point in the winter where I start masking indoors. And between teacher friends I know comparing the “plague” going around the schools and all the Reddit posts asking if anyone else’s family is super sick, that point is now.
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I don’t mask most of the time, but there’s always a point in the winter where I start masking indoors. And between teacher friends I know comparing the “plague” going around the schools and all the Reddit posts asking if anyone else’s family is super sick, that point is now.
We’re watching the HBO Perry Mason and I love that the only thing that I’ve ever seen throw off Matthew Rhys’ American accent is a line where he has to say he’s a quarter Welsh.
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
We’re watching the HBO Perry Mason and I love that the only thing that I’ve ever seen throw off Matthew Rhys’ American accent is a line where he has to say he’s a quarter Welsh.
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Very proud of myself with this Christmas stocking arrangement lol 🎄🤮🎄
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Very proud of myself with this Christmas stocking arrangement lol 🎄🤮🎄