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Liz
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Oh, who knows. Perfect life simplicity engine, hurtling towards a chaotic breakfast
Fun old day. Spent longer than I'd like emailing parcel hoarders Evri, begging them to stop accepting deliveries to my flat as they don't come here and it's annoying watching things get returned every (ha!) time.
Then DPD tell me they delivered to my neighbour. I have never seen this door before.
December 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I am proud of how Dad my Dad is
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Well, there's a necklace I'm far too online for
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Presenting proof that my friend Chris loves me very much (they are his favourite ones, too)
November 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Doesn't seem very sanitary, but, ok
November 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This one gives an idea
November 4, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Affectionate remembrance, indeed
October 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I am cat sitting and having a similar conversation
September 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This still sums up my feelings for about 2 years in the mid (19)90s. My beard was never as fine, however
September 2, 2025 at 11:16 AM
A little while ago, I found your whole family in a shop window. If law and writing don't work out, the jockey is very smart.
(I'll be listening to the new book after work today)
August 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
August 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Today, I am wearing my orange socks that make me feel like a goose
July 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Thanks, Royal Mail. I guess I'm off touring the pubs tonight. That foot rail looks new, which gives me some ideas
July 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I saw this in the KGB Prison Cells museum in Tallinn and thought of you
July 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I'm never going to listen to people who bitch about the Scottish weather, because generally I think it's far nicer than people give it credit for.

But especially today. Today is just fine.
June 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Aliens!
June 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
That was a good holiday. And now I must unpack.
June 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I got hooked on lanolin though that one. But, don't worry, any lanolin is good. Here's two I have. I always travel with lanolin. It's a miracle product. The tub one has a faint smell but is WAY cheaper.
May 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Good morning. Today I am in disbelief at this man. It's not the benefits rules that are unfair in this case, lady, it's the horrible man.
May 13, 2025 at 11:25 AM
She's not my pet, just staying with me for her holiday, but here is Maki with birthday bear to say happy birthday
May 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Went to see Unicorn (the Mike Bartlett play) today. Delighted by this content warning. Beware, you might get intrigued!
April 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It's true!
February 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
February 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
January 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I love where I live, but man, it can make the weather app read bleak
January 1, 2025 at 9:37 AM