Liz
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Oh, who knows. Perfect life simplicity engine, hurtling towards a chaotic breakfast
When I worked in a pub (a thousand years ago before the smoking ban), polite people brought back their empty glasses, but people who had worked in pubs also brought their full ashtrays as they left. I think you can tell people who've never dealt with the public. The lessons are in deep.
December 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
When I worked in a pub (a thousand years ago before the smoking ban), polite people brought back their empty glasses, but people who had worked in pubs also brought their full ashtrays as they left. I think you can tell people who've never dealt with the public. The lessons are in deep.
"I should think so, yes" then walk away?
December 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"I should think so, yes" then walk away?
We assume the argument is that most people take them home and pop them in the fridge for later, rather than eating a whole chicken with their hands in the carpark?
(I'm team carpark)
(I'm team carpark)
December 16, 2025 at 11:24 AM
We assume the argument is that most people take them home and pop them in the fridge for later, rather than eating a whole chicken with their hands in the carpark?
(I'm team carpark)
(I'm team carpark)
Doesn't feel like that took a lot of deliberation
December 16, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Doesn't feel like that took a lot of deliberation
A big boss at my work said he uses it to summarise his emails, and I had to check I was on mute because I yelled "you're everyone's boss, tell them to write shorter emails!" at him.
December 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
A big boss at my work said he uses it to summarise his emails, and I had to check I was on mute because I yelled "you're everyone's boss, tell them to write shorter emails!" at him.
Are you seeing a lot of his penis? It's not been a bother to me
December 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Are you seeing a lot of his penis? It's not been a bother to me
There was one I saw that because of crazy London prices basically was a suburban semi and was won by people who lived (rented) kind of nearby already. That's a better prize than a glass box in Cornwall 500 miles from anything.
December 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
There was one I saw that because of crazy London prices basically was a suburban semi and was won by people who lived (rented) kind of nearby already. That's a better prize than a glass box in Cornwall 500 miles from anything.
I used to get a regular flower delivery with that note on my file. I cancelled when lillies came (after about 2 years with no problems) and they didn't handle my complaint well.
Now I get a pet friendly delivery from a different company.
Now I get a pet friendly delivery from a different company.
December 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I used to get a regular flower delivery with that note on my file. I cancelled when lillies came (after about 2 years with no problems) and they didn't handle my complaint well.
Now I get a pet friendly delivery from a different company.
Now I get a pet friendly delivery from a different company.
Yeah, it was this HUGE piece. A vibrant abstract sunset. Not many houses are big enough but the boardroom was ideal
December 11, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Yeah, it was this HUGE piece. A vibrant abstract sunset. Not many houses are big enough but the boardroom was ideal
The boardroom of an office I worked in in 2013 had the most spectacular tapestry. I'd love to see it again.
But, at least *someone* is looking at it.
But, at least *someone* is looking at it.
December 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The boardroom of an office I worked in in 2013 had the most spectacular tapestry. I'd love to see it again.
But, at least *someone* is looking at it.
But, at least *someone* is looking at it.
There's two kinds of private collection, though. One kind is on display in a non-public building, like a home or office. The other kind is stashed in a vault and kept only as an investment.
The second kind makes me cross. The first is more envy/sad.
The second kind makes me cross. The first is more envy/sad.
December 11, 2025 at 8:25 AM
There's two kinds of private collection, though. One kind is on display in a non-public building, like a home or office. The other kind is stashed in a vault and kept only as an investment.
The second kind makes me cross. The first is more envy/sad.
The second kind makes me cross. The first is more envy/sad.
The two streets start with the same letter
December 10, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The two streets start with the same letter
From above the place we had breakfast
December 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
From above the place we had breakfast
The chap who lives behind this door came to buzz to say "hey, I have your stuff". Thank you, chap who lives behind this door.
December 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The chap who lives behind this door came to buzz to say "hey, I have your stuff". Thank you, chap who lives behind this door.
Lose the dolls would be my first step
December 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Lose the dolls would be my first step
I kind of hope whoever buys it keeps it busy, rather than hard shiny grey. Maybe tone it down a bit, though
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I kind of hope whoever buys it keeps it busy, rather than hard shiny grey. Maybe tone it down a bit, though
Man, that's gross.
Someone suggested I use it for a work thing today and I told them "I'd rather die". And that's work! Way less important than child-raising.
Someone suggested I use it for a work thing today and I told them "I'd rather die". And that's work! Way less important than child-raising.
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Man, that's gross.
Someone suggested I use it for a work thing today and I told them "I'd rather die". And that's work! Way less important than child-raising.
Someone suggested I use it for a work thing today and I told them "I'd rather die". And that's work! Way less important than child-raising.